Original URL: https://www.theregister.com/2000/08/23/register_launches_spinolavista_trade_unmetered/
Register launches SpinolaVista™ unmetered 25/7 Internet access
We promise what the others only promise
Posted in Bootnotes, 23rd August 2000 15:03 GMT
The Register is coming to the rescue of thousands of disillusioned AltaVista subscribers by offering its very own unbeatable package (subject to terms and conditions). The SpinolaVista™ service will go live at the end of September (subject to availability).
The SpinolaVista™ promise
For just £60 a year, we pledge (subject to terms and conditions) to provide:
- 25/7 unmetered Internet access
- No restrictions on download size
- No compulsory cut off period
- 200GB of free Web space
- Free ADSL installation
- Free PC
- A date with HRH Prince William or HRH Prince Edward (depending on personal preference)
- A new car
- Soaraway holiday for two in Antigua
- Mortgage and credit cards paid off in full
- Lifetime subscription to Reader's Digest
- A Register T-shirt
- A cheque for £2 million
Don't delay! Sign up today!
Terms and conditions
SpinolaVista™ (Cayman Islands) reserves the right to decline applications from the following:
- Canadian nationals
- Small, furry aquatic mammals
- EU passport holders
- Larry Ellison
- Any person under the age of 250 years
Should the service not go live on the advertised date, we pledge to blame someone else
SpinolaVista™ - our motto is Show us the money ®