Fancy getting your mitts on a unique piece of computing history? The Reg is giving away Kay Buena's old motherboard. You know, the one that got shot?

All you have to do is complete the following sentence:

"I deserve to win Kay Buena's motherboard because..." (And anyone who refers to astounding feats of overclocking will be automatically disqualified.)

Bonus points are available if you can think of a good song to play at its funeral. A Register T-Shirt for the best suggestion.

Entries should be sent to me with the words "computers are tools of the devil" in the header, and either be from real email accounts, or have an address that we can send the board to. We know you know this already, but you can't be too careful.

Closing time and date is Friday 11 August at 6.00pm BST. ®