In some ways, The Flame Of The Week (FOTW) a misleading title - as we don't always get around to posting a new flame every seven days. Any delay, and we get accused of losing our nerve. That ain't so: we simply don't get enough interesting flames to merit publication each week. This is not a call for spoof messages. Previous Flames Of The Week include

• Reg staffer in 'one-man-war' with Microsoft
• Brits not humorous - and that includes The Register
• Mike Magee sleeps with Dr Tom Pabst
• Take Your Pig Ass Licking Crap off The Net
• Register scum sucking whores
• Register people are anti-free speech hypocrites
• Register panders to Society's Fetishes
• No one believes The Register's lies anymore
• Guest Flame of The Week: World's most travelled man is pathetic braggart