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Seven alternative uses for an Intel Bunny Suit

The $700 kit has unexpected uses

By Adamson Rust

Posted in On-Prem, 5th January 2000 15:47 GMT

1. It is the best contraceptive mankind ever invented. 2. Young people will envy your trendy fab gear. 3. It will keep the rain out as you're walking to the fab. 4. You will never have to buy a deodorant again because Intel forbids you from wearing deodorants in a bunny suit. 5. You will never be bothered by your partner for snoring because your partner will have left you for reason 4. 6. You will never need to buy a contraceptive again because of reasons and 1 and 5. 7. You will never be confused for anyone else because no-one will recognise you. See also Intel makes The Register sweat I Intel makes The Register sweat II Intel makes The Register sweat III