Grounded: Can big data do for agri-business what it's not doing for retail?

Agriculture proving fertile ground for analytical startups
Mark Pesce, 24 Sep 02:30

You want the poor to have more money? Well, doh! Splash the cash

Worstall @ the Weekend It's really not that taxing
Tim Worstall, 20 Sep 07:00

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Tech tagging horror 'n' itchy collars
Alistair Dabbs, 19 Sep 07:00

As we all know, snark always comes before a fall. Mea culpa

Worstall @ the Weekend One snarked and, inevitably, fell
Tim Worstall, 13 Sep 07:00

You want to DISRUPT my TECH? How about I DISRUPT your FACE?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Discovering why disruption is disreputable
Alistair Dabbs, 12 Sep 07:00

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Police direct a cabbie at the Uber protest in London

Only a CNUT would hold back the waves of the sharing economy

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The Turtle-Necked Twats are having their bluff called at last. Taxi-hailing app developer Uber has been invited to rejoin the real world and the TNTs are in uproar. London’s transport authority, TfL, has launched a public consultation into private-hire taxi services in England’s capital. As usual, Uber’s TNTs are convinced …
Alistair Dabbs, 03 Oct 2015
A pair of side cutters

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

Something for the Weekend, Sir? There’s something I’d like to show you in my underpants. Come along, now, don’t be shy. Take a good look. See how it dangles there getting in the way? And yet, conversely, it’s a little bit stiff, isn’t it? This makes wearing tight underpants pretty uncomfortable, I can tell you. Pass me those scissors and I’ll cut the damned …
Alistair Dabbs, 19 Sep 2015

You want to DISRUPT my TECH? How about I DISRUPT your FACE?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? My “iBeats by Dr Dre” earphones have ceased functioning. They lasted all of eight weeks. Tangerine Dream at Coventry Cathedral. HD. Tangerine Dream at Coventry Cathedral 1974. While I’d been joking that I was trying to defile Dr Dre’s muvva-fuddin’ bitch-slappin’ earphones by listening to early Mike Oldfield and Tangerine …
Alistair Dabbs, 12 Sep 2015

You tried to hide your extramarital affair … by putting it on the web?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? What’s your name, chuck, and where do you come from? “My name’s William, Cilla, but my friends call me WILLY eheh heh heh and I’m from HORNY Hornsea!” (Studio audience cheers noisily for no obvious reason) And you, number two? “My name’s ROD uhuh huh huh, and I’m from uhuh huh huh SHAFTesbury.” (Studio audience …
Alistair Dabbs, 05 Sep 2015

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Bitcoin is about to fork off. Too forking right, some of you may cheer. But a great many Bitcoin “users” – miners, developers, retailers and spenders – are against the idea. If you ask them about it, they’ll tell you they don’t like being forked about. Some of them say they couldn’t be forked. You thought Greece was in turmoil …
Alistair Dabbs, 29 Aug 2015
Two upended shopping trolleys in an alleyway. Photo by Cyron, licensecd under CC 2.0

'Unexpected item in baggage area' assigned to rubbish area

Something for the Weekend, Sir? "Please wait while we verify your bags." Oo-er, sounds a bit rude! Youtube Video In a Carry On film, they’d follow this up with "Ooh nurse, feel my pulse". Or as Butthead might say: "Uh-huh-huh. You said 'verify'. Uh-huh-huh..." After last week's SftWS column was spiked, The Reg was kind enough to re-run one of my old …
Alistair Dabbs, 22 Aug 2015