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Shadow of the Beast: Amiga classic returns from the darkness

Antique Code Show 16-bit showcase game that was just too tough to be fun
Giles Hill, 25 Jun 08:57

Why is it that women are consistently paid less than men?

Worstall @ the Weekend Assuming that what we're told is correct, that is ...
Tim Worstall, 21 Jun 08:00

FLICK my FLINT and SNIFF my TREE on the streets of Naples

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Seeking the heart and groin of smart retail
Alistair Dabbs, 20 Jun 08:00

E3 2015 in a nutshell: Hurry up Hoth, and plenty to Unravel

Game Theory Coming to a console, PC or mobile near you
Mike Plant, 19 Jun 13:41

Pwned so many times - but saved by the incident response plan

Sysadmin blog In IT paranoia is never a bad thing
Trevor Pott, 17 Jun 11:36

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Alistair Dabbs

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Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling IT journalism, editorial training and digital publishing.
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Let me PLUG that up there, love. It’s perfectly standaAAARGH!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Want a new driveway? No problem, mate. Fix your garage door? Sorted. Oh, what, you want the the garage door to open on to the driveway? Oh no no no no, no can do, pal, that’s not done, they is sep’rate. Tell you what, though, I got a mate who could build you a shortcut so you can get the car from the drive to the garage through …
Alistair Dabbs, 04 Jul 2015
Darth Vader choking someone

That man told me to stuff a ROLE up my USER ENTRY!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? “Who are you, again?” Well, that’s just great. I’ve been talking to tech support customer services for barely two minutes and already he’s forgotten my name. To be honest, I can hardly blame him, considering my own inability to memorise names instantly, as recounted in this column many times. Tell me your name and within 10 …
Alistair Dabbs, 27 Jun 2015

FLICK my FLINT and SNIFF my TREE on the streets of Naples

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Youtube Video "See Naples and die" the saying goes. After visiting the city recently, I can believe it. Hang around there long enough and you’ll be dead. The likely causes of your imminent death in Naples are many: you might be run over by a motor scooter, stumble into a pothole in the broken pavements, get hit by falling …
Alistair Dabbs, 20 Jun 2015
zombie_648

DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Alistair Dabbs is away. This column is a repeat publication from back in 2014. Enjoy! Norbert Spankmonkey has invited you to connect. Oh dear, not another one of these mystery invitations. Who the heck is Norbert Spankmonkey? Did we exchange emails perhaps, or cross swords recently on a forum? Could I have met him at that …
Alistair Dabbs, 13 Jun 2015
self-service checkout

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Alistair Dabbs is away. This column is a repeat publication from all the way back in 2013. Enjoy! “Thank you for using Fast Checkout.” Whuh? “Thank you for using Fast Checkout.” It’s nice to be thanked by a machine but I haven’t used Fast Checkout. Not yet, anyway. I’m still standing at the automated till with a heavy metal …
Alistair Dabbs, 06 Jun 2015
Homer Drooling

The oracle knows all. Not THAT Oracle, of course

Something for the Weekend, Sir? We’ve reached the end of an extended, hot, steamy and sweaty session that has been going on practically non-stop for several days – just me and four willing young women. One of them suddenly sits up, looks into my eyes and whispers those magic words: “I have a quick question.” Oh lordy, here we go. It’s almost five o’clock on …
Alistair Dabbs, 30 May 2015