Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ...
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Ciggy bar dust
¡Bong! Full disclosure
Worstall on Wednesday What will happen when the ROBOTS turn up, eh?
Worstall @ the Weekend Surely not the US of 'F*ck the Poor' A? Actually, yes
Episode 15 Bodily violence? PLEASE. I was protecting the children
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Something for the Weekend, Sir? How can you get pissed, generously fed AND intellectually intrigued for a mere tenner in this day and age? Easy: sign up to attend one of The Register’s Christmas Lectures. Oh, except you can’t because the last one was held earlier this week in central London. Sorry if you missed it, heh. OK, a few pints won’t get the average …
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