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Why Joe Hockey's Oz tax proposals only get five out of 10

Worstall on Wednesday He wants to export taxation to China, as well as production
Tim Worstall, 13 May 09:03

So what would the economic effect of leaving the EU be?

Worstall @ the Weekend Assuming anyone votes for it, as I did
Tim Worstall, 10 May 08:00

Facebook echo chamber: Or, the British media and the election

Comment Daily Mail readers created the Daily Mail, not the other way round
Tim Worstall, 08 May 10:41

Why carrier neutrality matters for 'proper hosting'

Set your pipes free, within reason
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Dave Cartwright, 08 May 08:31

Hey! Want a FREE TOASTER that makes BITCOIN? What? You DO?

Worstall on Wednesday Ignore the 'leccy meter, chump
Tim Worstall, 06 May 12:00

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Alistair Dabbs

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Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling IT journalism, editorial training and digital publishing.
Fritz Pfleumer with his magnetic tape recorder

Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Last week, I promised you I’d rip my two mighty appearances on Granada Plus’s The Computer Channel (later relaunched as .tv) in 1997 from VHS. Well, a promise is a promise, if only half-kept. Here for your viewing curiosity is just one of my BAFTA nomination-worthy performances for a short-lived night-time satellite TV programme …
Alistair Dabbs, 23 May 2015
Starbucks Dabbsy

Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Slinking away early from yet another works leaving party this week, I was reminded with some regret that I will never get one of my own. All those nice words spoken, all those pats on the back, all those clinking glasses of pub house wine. How lovely it must be to be surrounded by so many faithful colleagues celebrating the fact …
Alistair Dabbs, 16 May 2015
Passenger plane exploding on the gournd

SOD TABLETS, if you want to get anything done travelling get a ... yes, a LAPTOP

SFTW, Sir? Some people mature like a fine wine. Others mellow out like a smooth whiskey. Yet others get more sprightly and a bit fruity as they grow older, akin to a strong gin and tonic. I am a cheap Rioja. By this, you understand that I’m widely available and don't cost much but never quite live up to my reputation. In fact, I often …
Alistair Dabbs, 09 May 2015
School of Rock

Why should I learn by ORAL tradition? Where's the DOCUMENTATION?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? The eye-rolling comes first. This is followed by a resigned sagging of the shoulders. Then comes a theatrical slump forward, often accompanied by an equally melodramatic groan, as each user in turn puts head on desk and covers same with arms. And so begins a new round of user training in a new piece of content management …
Alistair Dabbs, 02 May 2015
Man in an orange jumpsuit clutches prison bars. Image by Shutterstock

Stuff your RFID card, just let me through the damn door!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? "Never heard of them." Well, could you look again? "They're not on the list, sir." Look, I was here last week. The business I am visiting today definitely exists. It's in this building. Please let me through. [shuffling of papers] "Did you want Amalgamated Durables? No? How about Insure and Blow? Or is it one of those tech …
Alistair Dabbs, 25 Apr 2015
Wolfenstein 3D

Let’s PULL Augmented Reality and CLIMAX with JISM

Something for the Weekend, Sir? “Augmented Reality is a terrible expression,” says the AR demonstrator. “It’s a pity it doesn’t have a better name. So we call it XXooming. With two Xs.” Oh dear, I can tell this is about to be a presentation involving a string of brand-new made-up terms designed to mask the abject failure of the technology in question to have …
Alistair Dabbs, 18 Apr 2015