Something for the Weekend, Sir? Mr Dabbs, you are incompatible with today's IT world :)
Episode 1 Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave?
Breaking Fad 'More How than Wow' says Sky
Game Theory 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'
Worstall on Wednesday Quit whinging. Change the system if you care that much
Worstall @ the Weekend Jam-makers and DIY types will kill the market
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Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling IT journalism, editorial training and digital publishing.
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