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'Granola-eating tree hugger' takes plunge, becomes IoT upstart

Doing my own 'ting Sweating the small stuff, again and again
Damon Hart-Davis, 13 Apr 12:22

The Walton kids are ABSURDLY wealthy – and you're benefitting

Worstall @ the Weekend That's the Waltons of Walmart, not John-Boy and family
Tim Worstall, 12 Apr 09:00

Struggling through the Crystal Maze in our hunt for a spare CAT5

Something for the Weekend, Sir? There are many cubicles – this one's mine
Alistair Dabbs, 11 Apr 08:00

To defend offshore finance bods looting developing countries of their tax cash

Worstall @ the Weekend Well, someone's got to do it
Tim Worstall, 05 Apr 11:00

Streaming tears of laughter as Jay-Z (Tidal) waves goodbye to $56m

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Where's Kanye when you need him?
Alistair Dabbs, 04 Apr 09:00

Forum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the face

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Oh, you're one of them there racists, are you?
Alistair Dabbs, 28 Mar 08:00

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Lucy Orr

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Having a scientist Dad, Lucy Orr grew up close to CERN and FERMILAB. Although surely exposed to high dosages of radiation, sadly her mutant talents never manifested, so she had to resort to playing MUDs, programming BASIC and reading comics. Now an expansively tattooed lecturer in digital arts and animation, she finds enough time to review games in between petting ferrets, drinking cider and listening to pop punk.
Bloodborne

Bloodborne: An immersively thick cut above its gaming rivals

Game Theory I dreamt I was in Yharnam last night, swirling dark cloth fluttering on the edge of my consciousness; Bloodborne has me hooked like a horrid nightly visit from a Lovecraftian succubus. This game is no fleeting weekender like The Order: 1886 it’s time for some true graft. Bloodborne Character modelling Just like The Order: …
Lucy Orr, 25 Mar 2015
Carmageddon: Reincarnation

Rezzed: Indie gaming shows off its finest

Game Theory My favourite games of late are indie games. I have spent hours lost in Darkest Dungeon and have endured soul-destroying loss and emotional turmoil in This War of Mine, as AAA games just haven’t quite been cutting it of late. Time to head down to EGX Rezzed, a smaller, more indie-focused event compared to EGX Expo, which I …
Lucy Orr, 17 Mar 2015
The Order: 1886

The Order: 1886 – Round Table gaming's all right on the knight

Game Theory Sony was obviously hoping The Order: 1886 would be the Holy Grail of exclusive releases for the PS4, but early rumours of shaky game mechanics and overly long cutscenes combined with jilted quick time events seemed like a curse from Morgan Le Fay. The Order: 1886 Roll out the flags, The Order: 1886 has hit the streets It has …
Lucy Orr, 19 Feb 2015
Grand Theft Auto (1997)

Grand Theft Auto 1997: 'Sick, deluded and beneath contempt'

Antique Code Show Suddenly PC owners are playing catch-up with the console gamers. PC gamers have now been waiting over a year for one of gaming’s biggest and most controversial titles GTA V. I could have splashed out on the PS4 version but would prefer to wait and play it using my two new crossfired Vapor–X R9 290s. Amid rumours that I might …
Lucy Orr, 14 Jan 2015
Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham

Reviewed: LittleBigPlanet 3, Lara Croft's latest raid and more

Game Theory Christmas is all about interacting with people whether you like it or not. If you can’t convince your family to succumb to the new board gaming fad, here are three multiplayer video gaming options you can play as a family or that are more suitable for a younger audience than the forthcoming PC release of GTA V. All three of them …
Lucy Orr, 19 Dec 2014
World of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans

World of Warcraft then and now: From Orcs and Humans to Warlords of Draenor

Antique Code Show As The Dark Portal opens in the new World of Warcraft expansion Warlords of Draenor, and all manner of beasties descend upon Orgrimmar, Stormwind and Ashran, I think it’s about time to revisit the RTS game that spawned the franchise, Warcraft: Orcs and Humans. World of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans Prepared to be WoWed New …
Lucy Orr, 25 Nov 2014