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Jude Karabus

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Don't you see these simple facts? Destroy Facebook and restore human Liberty

FoTW What could be more warmly received on this brisk winter's day than a delicious, heartfelt bellow of rage from a Commentard who could bear it no more. We haven't had one in a few years, but Sir, you are our Flame of the Week... and nobody claims their five pounds. Nobody wins any pounds. In fact, nobody wins. This is …
Jude Karabus, 09 Feb 2016
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Beeb-ception: BBC reports on BBC tweet about BBC websites DDoS

The BBC has reported that the BBC has tweeted that all the BBC's websites were knocked offline this morning due to "technical issues" now confirmed to be down to a "large web attack". Nevertheless, the BBC did not "confirm or deny" the BBC's inquiries regarding whether a distributed denial-of-service attack was responsible for …
Jude Karabus, 31 Dec 2015
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El Reg picked a pack of ace pic-titlers

We spent so long chortling at your entries to our WD "Caption This" competitions, we forgot to tell you who the winners were. Besides a stonking great Western Digital 6TB Black drive plus a My Passport Ultra, our winners receive the glory of their names on the wit list below. The full complement of winners from the …
Jude Karabus, 22 Dec 2015

Nekkid Tech: Keep Austin weird

Podcast This week Greg Knieriemen and trusty sidekick Ed Saipetch (@edasi) chat to Gina Minks (@gminks) and Nekkid Tech virgin and new media strategist Sarah Vela (@orchid8) about LTE networks; the SXSW tech, biz and music bash in Austin; and why Dell is so keen to branch out. This week's topics: AT&T wants to make app makers pay for …
Jude Karabus, 28 Feb 2012

Nekkid Tech: I am Virtual Man

Podcast This week Greg Knieriemen and trusty sidekick Ed Saipetch (@edasi) go virtual, chatting to special guest Steve Kaplan – Vice President Data Center Virtualization Practice at Presidio (@roidude) – about everything from Nix's rib-cracking antics to VMWare's push into the cloud. This week we discuss: Fred Nix taking a spill; …
Jude Karabus, 22 Feb 2012

Nekkid Tech: Big data divas, Whitney and how to OWN the cloud

Podcast Last week's Nekkid Tech was all about the future of tape as a storage medium and back-up software lock-ins. This episode, Greg Knieriemen and trusty sidekick Ed Saipetch (@edasi) shift a gear and chat about cloud hosting, big data, Mardi Gras and er, divas. Joining them are Dell storage evangelist Gina Minks (@gminks) and Diva …
Jude Karabus, 15 Feb 2012