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Cash'n'Carrion Xmas goodies - last delivery dates loom

If you were thinking of grabbing a bit of Xmas gift joy from El Reg merch tentacle Cash'n'Carrion, then be aware that next Monday - 14 December - marks the last shipping date for stuff going out worldwide. European customers have a bit more time to place an order for Yule delivery - until 16 December to be precise - while …
Cash'n'Carrion, 11 Dec 2015

Reg merch tentacle in 10% off everything Xmas sale

In case you hadn't noticed, the annual orgy of capitalism that is Xmas is almost upon us, and in the spirit of giving and goodwill to all men, El Reg's merch tentacle Cash'n'Carrion is offering a tasty 10 per cent off absolutely everything. It's as simple as that, and if you too want to fill your life with a little pre-Yule …
Cash'n'Carrion, 03 Dec 2015

El Reg unchains the Vulture Velo cycling jersey

We're certain that some of you - in common with Vulture South's own Simon Sharwood - do occasionally rise from your PCs and mount mighty two-wheeled steeds for a bit of healthy outdoor exercise. We're delighted, then, to introduce for your riding pleasure the Vulture Velo - available right now at El Reg merch tentacle Cash'n' …
Cash'n'Carrion, 24 Nov 2015

Back to the Future caption compo - and the winners are...

The jury has deliberated, and it's time to announce the winners of our Back to the Future caption competition. To recap, in celebration of Back to the Future Day on 21 October, we asked readers to provide captions for this still from Back to the Future II... Still from Back to the Future II. Pic: Universal ...and you can …
Cash'n'Carrion, 30 Oct 2015

El Reg celebrates Back to the Future Day

COMPETITION In case you hadn't noticed, today is Back to the Future Day, being the date on which – in Back to the Future II – Doc Brown, Marty McFly and his girlfriend Jennifer arrive from 1985 to save the couple's future son from ending up in jail. The dashboard in Back to the Future showing the date 21 October 2015 To celebrate this …
Cash'n'Carrion, 21 Oct 2015

Cash'n'Carrion cuts cost of cool classic tee

It's bleedin' hot here for those of us currently located north of the equator, so Vulture Central's merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion has formulated a plan to help you stay cool, both literally and figuratively, by cutting the cost of its Classic Reg T-Shirt. The two flavours of Reg Classic T-shirt Yes indeed, our …
Cash'n'Carrion, 08 Jul 2015
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Cash'n'Carrion free shipping ends tomorrow

Cash'n'Carrion Just a quick reminder for those of you who might have been mulling getting a t-shirt or two from El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - our free shipping offer ends tomorrow. To take advantage of the promotion, just enter the code "Reg" in the voucher field in your basket and click to redeem. Thanks again to all of you …
Cash'n'Carrion, 30 Oct 2008
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Cash'n'Carrion free shipping ends Friday

Cash'n'Carrion Just a quick reminder for those of you thinking of indulging in some light shopping down at El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - our free shipping promotion ends on Friday. To avail yourselves of this offer, you just need to enter the code "Reg" in the voucher field in your basket and click to redeem. And while we're …
Cash'n'Carrion, 27 Oct 2008
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El Reg launches Bletchley fundraising t-shirt

Cash'n'Carrion We're delighted to announce today the launch of a Bletchley Park fundraising t-shirt, in response to reader demands that El Reg do something to lend its support to Station X: El Reg's fundraising Enigma t-shirt All profits from the sale of our Enigmatic apparel are split between the the Bletchley Park Trust and The National …
Cash'n'Carrion, 21 Oct 2008
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Our IT Crowd prize draw - we have a winner

We're delighted this afternoon to announce the winner of our Cash'n'Carrion The IT Crowd draw, who's secured a pair of tickets to view the filming of the show at Pinewood studios and, gasp, the chance to shmooze with the cast in the green room before the cameras roll. And the name of that lucky person is .... <drumroll> ... …
Cash'n'Carrion, 26 Sep 2008
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El Reg dresses The IT Crowd

Cash'n'Carrion We're delighted to announce today that, following a request from Talkback Thames, El Reg's merchandising tentacle has dispatched a load of apparel and other paraphernalia to act as cast and set dressing for the forthcoming new series of Channel 4's The IT Crowd. Thames got in touch after writer Graham Linehan posted a request on …
Cash'n'Carrion, 24 Sep 2008
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El Reg slips into women's-fit tees

Cash'n'Carrion We're well chuffed this fine Friday afternoon to announce that - in response to customer demand - we've rolled out women's-fit t-shirts across the entire Cash'n'Carrion range. The RTFM t-shirt in a women's fit Here's an example, which also happens to be the latest addition to our hugely-popular Signs o' the Times section, …
Cash'n'Carrion, 29 Aug 2008
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Cash'n'Carrion: A lean, mean, fighting machine

We're delighted to announce this sunny afternoon the rebirth of Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - which has undergone a complete overhaul and now boasts an improved shopping experience and a rack of new t-shirt designs. Get your coat at Cash'n'Carrion Our shirts are now printed to order by German cotton-botherers …
Cash'n'Carrion, 31 Jul 2008
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Do you own these bookshelf must-haves?

CashnCarrion Though IT is one of the fastest changing industries, there are some things that endure the test of time. The books included here fall into that category and are as relevant now as when they were first published. Here's your chance to pick up some classic programming titles with Register Books at a massive 40 per cent off. …
Cash'n'Carrion, 16 Jan 2007
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Geek gifts for Christmas 2

Cash'n'Carrion Due to the overwhelming success of our last Christmas Gifts ideas promotion (well, we sat there for 5 minutes and thought “what would we like to receive instead of the everlasting socks?”), we thought we’d treat you with another helping of slapstick fun, computing history and items of interest, still with up to 40 per cent off …
Cash'n'Carrion, 13 Dec 2006
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Provocative paperbacks from chez Reg

Cash'n'Carrion Couldn't resist this little gem to kick things off: "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham Lincoln. Brilliant. So, if it's algorithms, regular expressions, or programming UNIX, .NET Visual Basic or REXX you like, then you'll definitely like this week's list of titles. And don …
Cash'n'Carrion, 01 Mar 2006
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Weighty works from the Reg bookshop

Cash'n'Carrion This week, we thought we'd start off with some words of wisdom: "A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you." - Daniel J Boorstein. So, on this note, we've got list of wondrous titles to keep you wallowing in the sack. While away the hours with topics such as …
Cash'n'Carrion, 23 Feb 2006
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Versatile volumes from the Reg bookshop

Cash'n'Carrion This week The Reg has another provoking list of books, this time with a focus on website programming, design, and maintenance. Want to create a site from scratch, or add new features to your existing one? The list includes topics from simple web production to more in-depth programming. Don't forget, if you buy with Cash'n' …
Cash'n'Carrion, 16 Feb 2006
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Tantalising tomes from the Reg bookshop

Cash'n'Carrion Well, it's about time (all right, long overdue) for a whole new range of exciting books in the Reg bookshop. This week - 'cause from now on Cash'n'Carrion will have new books to challenge, inspire and entertain (??) you every week (promise...) - we've got books to put your programming skills through its paces. And your wallets …
Cash'n'Carrion, 08 Feb 2006
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iPod t-shirt hits the shelves

Cash'n'Carrion That TechnoDepot iPod shirt in full Very much hot on the heels of the I do Sudoku in Hex t-shirt (which has proved a runaway bestseller, so if you want one, get in there sharpish), the chaps down at TechnoDepot have unleashed yet another hi-tech fashion statement. This time around it's all pretty simple - a big white iPod t- …
Cash'n'Carrion, 18 Jan 2006
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TechnoDepot does Sudoku - in hex

Cash'n'Carrion That Sudoku shirt in full The new Cash'n'Carrion Reg merchandising shop is now up and fully functioning and - as a prelude to a Spring burst of e-commerce activity - we're delighted to announce the arrival of a new TechnoDepot t-shirt. Yup, those cheeky chappies have jumped squarely onto the Sudoku bandwagon, but with a techie …
Cash'n'Carrion, 09 Jan 2006
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Cash'n'Carrion opens tech bookstore to online masses

Cash'n'Carrion Cash'n'Carrion, The Register's venerable online store, has had a makeover. As well as titivating the design, we have expanded our massive retail empire with a brand new bookshop. To celebrate its birth, assembled some of the books that our hacks and techies have come to rely upon and love over the course of their many varied …
Cash'n'Carrion, 19 Dec 2005
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Cash'n'Carrion - last Xmas posting dates

Cash'n'Carrion Today is the last posting day for pre-Xmas delivery merchandise from Reg tentacle Cash'n'Carrion to the bits of the globe we describe as the "Rest of the World". Those of you in Europe who'd like to get your hands on some kit have until tomorrow (Friday, 16 December) and UK punters have an extension until 20 December. Simple as …
Cash'n'Carrion, 15 Dec 2005
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BOFH volumes 1, 2, 4 & 5 hit UK shores

Cash'n'Carrion BOFH Volume 5 The tramp steamer bearing the long-awaited BOFH volumes finally docked in Blighty earlier this week packed to the gunwales with Bastard literature. Strangely, though, there was no sign of volume three - an absence so mysterious that we can only conclude that something not unrelated to the Marie Celeste, Bermuda …
Cash'n'Carrion, 27 Oct 2005
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Original atomic keyring resurfaces

Cash'n'Carrion The GlowRing X2 in pink and green Last week, Cash'n'Carrion got a call from the purveyors of the legendary atomic keyrings to say that they had unearthed a stash of the original GlowRing X2 in their tritium-powered novelty warehouse at an undisclosed location in the south of England, and did we fancy taking them on? Well, it …
Cash'n'Carrion, 24 Oct 2005