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Cash'n'Carrion free shipping ends tomorrow

Just a quick reminder for those of you who might have been mulling getting a t-shirt or two from El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - our free shipping offer ends tomorrow. To take advantage of the promotion, just enter the code "Reg" in the voucher field in your basket and click to redeem. Thanks again to all of you …
Cash'n'Carrion, 30 Oct 2008
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Cash'n'Carrion free shipping ends Friday

Just a quick reminder for those of you thinking of indulging in some light shopping down at El Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - our free shipping promotion ends on Friday. To avail yourselves of this offer, you just need to enter the code "Reg" in the voucher field in your basket and click to redeem. And while we're …
Cash'n'Carrion, 27 Oct 2008
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El Reg launches Bletchley fundraising t-shirt

We're delighted to announce today the launch of a Bletchley Park fundraising t-shirt, in response to reader demands that El Reg do something to lend its support to Station X: El Reg's fundraising Enigma t-shirt All profits from the sale of our Enigmatic apparel are split between the the Bletchley Park Trust and The National …
Cash'n'Carrion, 21 Oct 2008
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Our IT Crowd prize draw - we have a winner

We're delighted this afternoon to announce the winner of our Cash'n'Carrion The IT Crowd draw, who's secured a pair of tickets to view the filming of the show at Pinewood studios and, gasp, the chance to shmooze with the cast in the green room before the cameras roll. And the name of that lucky person is .... <drumroll> ... …
Cash'n'Carrion, 26 Sep 2008
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El Reg dresses The IT Crowd

We're delighted to announce today that, following a request from Talkback Thames, El Reg's merchandising tentacle has dispatched a load of apparel and other paraphernalia to act as cast and set dressing for the forthcoming new series of Channel 4's The IT Crowd. Thames got in touch after writer Graham Linehan posted a request on …
Cash'n'Carrion, 24 Sep 2008
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El Reg slips into women's-fit tees

We're well chuffed this fine Friday afternoon to announce that - in response to customer demand - we've rolled out women's-fit t-shirts across the entire Cash'n'Carrion range. The RTFM t-shirt in a women's fit Here's an example, which also happens to be the latest addition to our hugely-popular Signs o' the Times section, …
Cash'n'Carrion, 29 Aug 2008
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Cash'n'Carrion: A lean, mean, fighting machine

We're delighted to announce this sunny afternoon the rebirth of Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion - which has undergone a complete overhaul and now boasts an improved shopping experience and a rack of new t-shirt designs. Get your coat at Cash'n'Carrion Our shirts are now printed to order by German cotton-botherers …
Cash'n'Carrion, 31 Jul 2008
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Do you own these bookshelf must-haves?

Though IT is one of the fastest changing industries, there are some things that endure the test of time. The books included here fall into that category and are as relevant now as when they were first published. Here's your chance to pick up some classic programming titles with Register Books at a massive 40 per cent off. …
Cash'n'Carrion, 16 Jan 2007
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Geek gifts for Christmas 2

Due to the overwhelming success of our last Christmas Gifts ideas promotion (well, we sat there for 5 minutes and thought “what would we like to receive instead of the everlasting socks?”), we thought we’d treat you with another helping of slapstick fun, computing history and items of interest, still with up to 40 per cent off …
Cash'n'Carrion, 13 Dec 2006
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Provocative paperbacks from chez Reg

Couldn't resist this little gem to kick things off: "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham Lincoln. Brilliant. So, if it's algorithms, regular expressions, or programming UNIX, .NET Visual Basic or REXX you like, then you'll definitely like this week's list of titles. And don …
Cash'n'Carrion, 01 Mar 2006
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Weighty works from the Reg bookshop

This week, we thought we'd start off with some words of wisdom: "A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you." - Daniel J Boorstein. So, on this note, we've got list of wondrous titles to keep you wallowing in the sack. While away the hours with topics such as …
Cash'n'Carrion, 23 Feb 2006
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Versatile volumes from the Reg bookshop

This week The Reg has another provoking list of books, this time with a focus on website programming, design, and maintenance. Want to create a site from scratch, or add new features to your existing one? The list includes topics from simple web production to more in-depth programming. Don't forget, if you buy with Cash'n' …
Cash'n'Carrion, 16 Feb 2006
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Tantalising tomes from the Reg bookshop

Well, it's about time (all right, long overdue) for a whole new range of exciting books in the Reg bookshop. This week - 'cause from now on Cash'n'Carrion will have new books to challenge, inspire and entertain (??) you every week (promise...) - we've got books to put your programming skills through its paces. And your wallets …
Cash'n'Carrion, 08 Feb 2006
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iPod t-shirt hits the shelves

That TechnoDepot iPod shirt in full Very much hot on the heels of the I do Sudoku in Hex t-shirt (which has proved a runaway bestseller, so if you want one, get in there sharpish), the chaps down at TechnoDepot have unleashed yet another hi-tech fashion statement. This time around it's all pretty simple - a big white iPod t- …
Cash'n'Carrion, 18 Jan 2006
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TechnoDepot does Sudoku - in hex

That Sudoku shirt in full The new Cash'n'Carrion Reg merchandising shop is now up and fully functioning and - as a prelude to a Spring burst of e-commerce activity - we're delighted to announce the arrival of a new TechnoDepot t-shirt. Yup, those cheeky chappies have jumped squarely onto the Sudoku bandwagon, but with a techie …
Cash'n'Carrion, 09 Jan 2006
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Cash'n'Carrion opens tech bookstore to online masses

Cash'n'Carrion, The Register's venerable online store, has had a makeover. As well as titivating the design, we have expanded our massive retail empire with a brand new bookshop. To celebrate its birth, assembled some of the books that our hacks and techies have come to rely upon and love over the course of their many varied …
Cash'n'Carrion, 19 Dec 2005
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Cash'n'Carrion - last Xmas posting dates

Today is the last posting day for pre-Xmas delivery merchandise from Reg tentacle Cash'n'Carrion to the bits of the globe we describe as the "Rest of the World". Those of you in Europe who'd like to get your hands on some kit have until tomorrow (Friday, 16 December) and UK punters have an extension until 20 December. Simple as …
Cash'n'Carrion, 15 Dec 2005
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BOFH volumes 1, 2, 4 & 5 hit UK shores

BOFH Volume 5 The tramp steamer bearing the long-awaited BOFH volumes finally docked in Blighty earlier this week packed to the gunwales with Bastard literature. Strangely, though, there was no sign of volume three - an absence so mysterious that we can only conclude that something not unrelated to the Marie Celeste, Bermuda …
Cash'n'Carrion, 27 Oct 2005
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Original atomic keyring resurfaces

The GlowRing X2 in pink and green Last week, Cash'n'Carrion got a call from the purveyors of the legendary atomic keyrings to say that they had unearthed a stash of the original GlowRing X2 in their tritium-powered novelty warehouse at an undisclosed location in the south of England, and did we fancy taking them on? Well, it …
Cash'n'Carrion, 24 Oct 2005
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NO2ID: the big t-shirt restock

That No2ID t-shirt in full Battling anti-ID-card outfit No2ID, recently seen causing a bit of a kerfuffle at a government ID card roadshow and getting themselves ejected from the Gateshead Metro Centre for their trouble, have just restocked all of their campaigning shirts in all sizes. Accordingly, there's no excuse for those …
Cash'n'Carrion, 10 Oct 2005
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Tritium-fuelled watches debut at Cash'n'Carrion

Tritium-powered illumination Our old mate tritium - as featured in the now legendary Glowring - has resurfaced at Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion, but this time in a more useful role than simply providing an entertaining keyring with which to amaze your friends. Yes indeed, a small, atomically-powered round of …
Cash'n'Carrion, 29 Sep 2005
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BOFH books creep back into Cash'n'Carrion

BOFH books II and IV We're pleased to report that some, at least, of the magnificent BOFH books have found their way onto the shelves of the Cash'n'Carrion warehouse, namely: Book II - Son of the Bastard, and Book IV - Dummy Mode is Forever. Naturally, you're wondering "why on God's green Earth have they only got parts two and …
Cash'n'Carrion, 22 Sep 2005
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No2ID restocks Clarke-busting t-shirt

Available now at Cash'n'Carrion Anti-ID card campaigning outfit No2ID recently reached its goal of getting 10,000 patriots to sign a pledge promising that they will refuse to register for ID cards in the now seemingly inevitable event that home secretary Charles Clarkes will bulldoze legislation through parliament in the wake …
Cash'n'Carrion, 20 Jul 2005
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TechnoDepot gets to grips with DNS

DNS? It's a real bind We know how much you enjoy the excellent range of top-notch apparel produced by those wags down at TechnoDepot, so we're absolutely delighted to announce the immediate availability of their latest offering, the DNS: It's a real bind t-shirt. We're sure we don't need to explain this one to you, our tech- …
Cash'n'Carrion, 15 Jul 2005
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Big torch sale at Cash'n'Carrion

We know how much Reg readers like their hi-tech illumination, and we've managed to secure some limited supplies of Inova LED torches at knock-down prices. The Inova X-5 Anyone on the look-out for a top-quality torch and not familiar with Inova products should certainly check out the Inova range, offering virtually …
Cash'n'Carrion, 25 May 2005
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TechnoDepot issues severe date warning

Warning! Those readers who have the onerous task of project managing teams of slackers might like to deploy the latest t-shirt from TechnoDepot: the rather tasty "Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear". There's very little we need to add, really, except to say that this delicious bit of apparel goes out for £ …
Cash'n'Carrion, 12 May 2005
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Airlift alleviates BOFH polo shirt crisis

The crisis has passed and all those sobbing sysadmins who have been sitting in darkened rooms unable to work because of a worldwide shortage of BOFH polo shirts can now emerge blinking in the light, credit cards at the ready. The all-new BOFH polo shirt Yes, so popular did our first batch of this magnificent shirt prove that …
Cash'n'Carrion, 07 Mar 2005
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Reg revs up Mod vulture logo t-shirt

That new Reg minilogo in full We at Reg merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion know how much our regular customers enjoy sporting the famous vulture logo, and we have just taken delivery of an all-new minilogo version of the classic image as part of our Spring 2005 collection. And very nice it is too, in a kind of Lambretta- …
Cash'n'Carrion, 28 Feb 2005
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Warning! Black Helicopters

We at Vulture Central are well aware that skies world-wide are increasingly darkening with black helicopters as conspiracy theorists fall over each other to warn humanity as to multiple threats to peoples' lives and liberty. Make no mistake: they're coming to get you and it's only a matter of time before you are enslaved to the …
Cash'n'Carrion, 22 Feb 2005

BOFH books back at Cash'n'Carrion

We have some tasty news today for all BOFH fans. You demanded 'em and now you've got 'em - Bastard Operator from Hell books one and two now (re)available at Cash'n'Carrion for just £7.99 apiece. (No VAT on books, natch). Those two BOFH titles available now Alternatively, you can get both for a sysadmin-pleasing £13.99. As …
Cash'n'Carrion, 21 Feb 2005
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TechnoDepot Binary t-shirt back on the shelves

That TechnoDepot binary shirt in full Thanks very much to all those kit-hungry customers who wrote in to express an immediate desire to purchase the TechnoDepot Binary t-shirt which sold out during our Cash'n'Carrion pre-Xmas orgy of e-commerce. Well, you wait is over - we have fully restocked this particular item which offers …
Cash'n'Carrion, 14 Feb 2005
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UK customers get your skates on

We're winding up this year's ecommerce frenzy with a gentle reminder to our UK customers that tomorrow, 15 December, is the last date on which you can order Cash'n'Carrion kit for pre-Christmas delivery. So, if you're looking for some last-minute prezzie ideas, get down the El Reg merchandising tentacle and flash the plastic. …
Cash'n'Carrion, 14 Dec 2004
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EU readers: order your Reg goodies now

EU readers please note that Sunday 12 December is the last order date for pre-Christmas delivery of Cash'n'Carrion kit and caboodle. UK readers have until Wednesday 15 December to pick up any last-minute prezzies, after which we can all relax and tuck into the turkey and mince pies. Any orders from outside the EU will arrive …
Cash'n'Carrion, 10 Dec 2004
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The return of the atomic keyring

The reutn of the atomic keyring It appears that our report of the demise of the tritium-powered atomic keyring was somewhat premature, since nuclear-powered torch outfit Nite has decided to resurrect this classic piece of kit. Here's the blurb: Nite claim their new Glowring is stronger, slicker and cooler than ever and …
Cash'n'Carrion, 07 Dec 2004
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Last call for US pre-Xmas orders

This Thursday, 9 December, is the last date on which readers in the US, Canada, Japan and Eastern Europe can order Cash'n'Carrion goodies for pre-Christmas delivery. Get those orders in by then and we'll ship your top-notch kit for enjoyment before the turkey hits the dinner table. Enjoy. Here's the full list of last Christmas …
Cash'n'Carrion, 07 Dec 2004
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Last Xmas order date for the Antipodes

Yes, it's that time of year again where we remind our loyal customers about the last dates on which you can order Cash'n'Carrion goodies for pre-Xmas delivery. Today's heads-up is for the Antipodes, Middle East, Africa and Latin America. Get those orders in by Sunday 5 December and we'll ship whatever your heart desires for …
Cash'n'Carrion, 03 Dec 2004
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How's my coding? Dial: 0800 666 700

So, how's my coding Continuing in their established tradition of delivering droll apparel of the highest order, the wags down at TechnoDepot have just unveiled their latest offering - the How's my coding? t-shirt. In addition to this provocative question, the shirt invites users to dial 0800 666 700 with their input. As the …
Cash'n'Carrion, 30 Nov 2004
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Last shout on the Inova Microlight keyring

The Inova Microlight keyring We're clearing the decks here at Cash'n'Carrion in anticipation of some fresh lines in the new year and have decided to knock a couple of quid off the compact and bijou Inova Microlight keyring. What's more, we're offering free P&P on this while stocks last, so the price you see is the price you pay …
Cash'n'Carrion, 25 Nov 2004
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World's remotest islet back on the map

The new Rockall map t-shirt UK satire outfit The Rockall Times recently celebrated its third birthday, and the North Atlantic ne'er-do-wells have released a new version of their popular Map t-shirt to commemorate the event. Here's what they have to say: If you've ever wondered about the exact location of the world's most …
Cash'n'Carrion, 22 Nov 2004

Introducing the big, bad BOFH polo shirt

Those BOFH fans who have long admired our BOFH logo t-shirt - but rather wished that there was a piece of apparel with a slightly more discreet logo - can now avail themselves of the latest apparel for the marauding sysadmins: the all-new BOFH logo polo shirt. The all-new BOFH polo shirt As you'd expect, this is a top-quality …
Cash'n'Carrion, 19 Nov 2004
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T-shirt for sale despite US election

Click here to buy this lovely t-shirt Well, it's been a white-knuckle rollercoaster sort of a day what with the nail-biting conclusion to the US presidential election and all that, but elsewhere in the world, life must continue regardless. Which is why we're offering the eleven readers who are still with us and not glued to …
Cash'n'Carrion, 03 Nov 2004
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Rockall Times reignites anti-smoking jihad

So popular have UK satire website The Rockall Times' contributions to the ongoing smoking debate proved that the North Atlantic-based ne'er-do-wells have just been obliged to reprint their top-notch campaigning apparel for a third time: Those Rockall Times smoking t-shirts in full While we concede that they're not for the …
Cash'n'Carrion, 01 Nov 2004
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Reg Marathon Man in India t-shirt triumph

Since we've just restocked our ever-popular "My job went to India and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", er, t-shirt, we thought that this would be a good opportunity to show the outsourcing apparel masterpiece "in the field". India t-shirt triumphs in London Marathon So, cue pic of none other than Reg Strategy Boutique head …
Cash'n'Carrion, 28 Oct 2004
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WTF? A new black t-shirt?

We have a lot to thank the internet for - access to information; fast mass communication; and a whole rack of snappy abbreviations designed to take the fingerwork out of IM and email. WTF? Suitably inspired by the latter, the cheeky chappies down at TechnoDepot have decided to celebrate the highly-popular WTF? on a premium, …
Cash'n'Carrion, 26 Oct 2004
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Introducing the Nitepalm Palm4 LED torch

Today marks a further expansion of our range of torches with the introduction of the delightful Nitepalm Palm4 LED flashlight. The Nitepalm Palm4 The facts are these: The Nitepalm Palm4 uses a super intensity, white LED, which throws a beam of light some 90 feet through a fish eye lens and protective translucent, rubber lens …
Cash'n'Carrion, 21 Oct 2004
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Fight New Labour's Poll Identity Tax

NO2ID - the outfit opposed to Labour's plans to introduce a voluntary/compulsory ID card to the UK - has strengthened its campaign arsenal with the release of a snappy new t-shirt. Say no to Labour's Poll Tax Yes indeed, if you don't fancy shelling out at least 75 quid per year to be granted your own identity on a small …
Cash'n'Carrion, 20 Oct 2004
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Hefty savings on the Inova X1

We know how popular state-of-the-art torches are with our readers, so we've secured just 50 of the magnificent Inova X1 at a one-off offer price of just £13.61 (£15.99 inc VAT) - that's a hefty saving on the usual retail price of £21.99 inc VAT. The Inova X1 The facts are these: the Inova X1 torch delivers a focussed beam of …
Cash'n'Carrion, 19 Oct 2004
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Hefty savings on the Inova X1

We know how popular state-of-the-art torches are with our readers, so we've secured just 50 of the magnificent Inova X1 at a one-off offer price of just $25.38* - that's a hefty saving on the usual retail price of $39.60. The Inova X1 The facts are these: the Inova X1 torch delivers a focussed beam of light precisely where you …
Cash'n'Carrion, 19 Oct 2004
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TechnoDepot restocks for winter offensive

Our old chums down at TechnoDepot have been busy at the silk-screen presses and have restocked their entire range of droll IT-related apparel just in time for the approach of Jack Frost. Top-quality offerings include the ever-popular There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't, the …
Cash'n'Carrion, 12 Oct 2004
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Reg in free (ish) wine giveaway

We're delighted to announce today that we have established a new Cash'n'Carrion merchandising email newsletter. This gives readers the chance to take advantage of discounted previews of new lines, exclusive offers and other tantalising apparel teasers. It's pretty simple - sign up here for our monthly mailshot and you will …
Cash'n'Carrion, 06 Oct 2004