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Former mobile-biz lobbyist Wheeler to become top US frequency cop

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FCC boss needs to be auctioneer and priest, too
President Obama has nominated former CTIA boss Tom Wheeler to take over the FCC, putting the man who spent 12 years lobbying on behalf of network operators in charge of their regulation. The Wall Street Journal was first to the story, reporting that FCC Commissioner Mignon Clyburn will act as chair while the Senate confirms the …
01 May 17:27

Audio gumble biz Jawbone gobbles bag of 500 trillion body bits

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Human-watching BodyMedia snapped up for $100m
Speaker and headset biz Jawbone has spent over $100m snapping up body sensor maker BodyMedia to get into the wild world of biometrics. Jawbone already sells the Up, a wristband which closely monitors your movements to estimate calories burnt, but its acquisition of BodyMedia gives it access to a whole load of body-monitoring kit …
01 May 14:34

Facebook Messenger tech to glue 50bn-strong Internet of Stuff

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Machine blabber protocol backed by Cisco, IBM et al
A communications protocol for the Internet of Things - the posh name for a future global network of 50 billion interconnected gadgets - has been chosen by a top standards body. The Organization for the Advancement of Structured Information Standards (OASIS), best known for its OpenDocument format, will adopt and promote the MQTT …
01 May 07:03

Huawei boss: Next CEO won't be member of my family

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Company won't go public either, Ren confirms in leaked internal email
The Chinese telecoms giant won't be listing itself on any public exchange, and the founder's kids won't be taking up the reins either - as their dad reckons they're not up to the job. Ren Zhengfei, who founded Huawei with a fistful of cash back in 1988, is now 68 years of age. Rumours have been circulating that he'd pass control …
30 Apr 13:29

T-Mobile UK punters break for freedom in inflation-busting bill row

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What do you mean, the small print doesn't apply?
T-Mobile UK punters reckon they can avoid the mobile network's latest price rise - after the operator swelled its prices beyond inflation. The T-Mobile contract states that its bills may increase in step with the Retail Price Index, a government-calculated rate of inflation. When this figure reached 3.3 per cent, T-Mobile and …
30 Apr 07:26

Peak txt: 1.5 BEELLLION more chat app msgs sent than SMSes a day

Go SMS Pro
Only spam and robots save phone texts from IM stampede
WhatsApp, BlackBerry Messenger and other online chat apps handled more messages than telcos handled texts, says market research biz Informa. And by the end of 2013, the number of online messages will be double the number of SMS texts, leaving the phone network operators scrabbling for revenue. Informa pegged 2012's global SMS …
29 Apr 11:44

Canadian TV station wails: NFC bonking... it's not SAFE

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Credit card cloning? Sigh, we've been here before
Another North American TV network has discovered credit card numbers can be read using a phone, and whipped itself into a media frenzy due to its failure to understand how NFC works. This time it's Canadian outfit CBC News, last time it was Memphis-based News Channel 3, but the facts remain the same: an NFC-equipped card will …
29 Apr 07:03

Tight White Spaces to be penetrated in Blighty this year - Ofcom

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And you can get your hands on it by 2014, fingers crossed
White Space networking kit will get large-scale trials later this year, to see if multiple databases and radio protocols can be deployed without knocking TV off the air. Ofcom hasn't decided who'll take part in the trials, or what parts of the country they'll cover, or even how long they'll last, but they will run this autumn …
29 Apr 05:05

T-mobile US in invisible handset handcuff contract smackdown

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'No restrictions' ads caused nose growth, pant fires - AG
T-Mobile USA's no-restriction contract turns out to have restrictions, and while they might seem obvious to some the state Attorney General in Washington feels they weren't obvious enough. The tariffs are designed to separate airtime and handset subsidy, which T-mobile described as coming without a two-year commitment. But while …
26 Apr 14:56

AT&T debuts 'Digital Life' robo-home and security tech

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Step into Internet of Things: Give us keys to homes in 15 US cities
AT&T is pushing into home automation and security with Digital Life, a new service rolling out across 15 cities, which should carve out yet another niche for the US telecom giant. The initial sell for Digital Life is security, but the upsell is home automation, all managed through an AT&T website and an AT&T hub connected over …
26 Apr 11:37

DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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Not only has your name on it, but your address too
Madcap Pentagon tech shop DARPA is looking again at the Global Positioning System (GPS, which makes almost all the world's satnav systems work) in a bid to reinvent the tech which used to be cutting edge military gear but these days is tracking dogs and finding golf balls. DARPA's director Arati Prabhakar has announced that GPS …
26 Apr 07:59

Verizon sniffing around Vodafone's US stake again

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$100bn in used greenbacks would spark serious tax bill
Verizon is putting together a $100bn bid for Vodafone's stake in its wireless business, and is ready to take the offer public if a boardroom deal can't be agreed. Half that hundred billion will come in Verizon shares, the rest in borrowed cash, Reuters tells us in its exclusive coverage. But however the money comes it will hit …
25 Apr 19:13

Mobes' pay-by-bonk just isn't cool enough, sniffs Tesco bod

N Mark for NFC
The kids won't use it, let's stick to cards
Tesco reckons contact-less pay-by-wave technology in phones has had its day - and the shopping giant is moving back to relying on cash and traditional payment cards. The stumbling shelf-stacking titan will continue to punt its customer loyalty schemes and vouchers on smartmobes - but bonking NFC-capable devices against tills to …
25 Apr 12:25

O2 scoffs at call-centre outsource fears, forgets to rule it out completely

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Just speculation, but it might happen
Rumours that O2 UK plans to outsource all its telephone support work have been dismissed as speculation by the mobile network operator. The cynical among us will note that's not the same as completely ruling it out. The whisperings were enough to prompt an emergency motion from the Communication Workers Union, stating that more …
25 Apr 08:24

Crackdown looming on premium-rate phone number internet ads

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Hey, it's a way to make money off the internet!
Time may be short for companies who make a living with internet-promoted premium phone numbers, as the UK regulator of such matters opens a second consultation aimed at denying them obscurity. Adverts will be required to state clearly that they aren't linked to the service they're promoting, and will be required to use the term …
25 Apr 07:03

O2 to turn your innocent nipper into Silicon Roundabout hipster

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Scout Camp for the 21st Centur- Hey wait a second...
O2 will be running 28 UK events titled Think Big School, pushing 3,000 youngsters through two days of training so they can learn to write code and pitch business ideas like a skinny-tie-and-sneakers-wearing Shoreditch type. The first Think Big School has kicked off in London, but the two-day events, which are run in conjunction …
25 Apr 05:03

Sprint promises to take 2G into the Internet of Things

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They'll be no refarming round here
Sprint has committed to keeping its 2G network operational beyond AT&T and Verizon, hoping to sign up some machines even if fleshy humans wander away. Announcing a deal with u-blox to provide embedded modules which are pin compatible with GSM kit already in use, Sprint promised to maintain its CDMA network for "the long term", …
24 Apr 23:13

Ofcom: When shall we squeeze Freeview's girth?

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Luvvies and White Space tools can't even touch unloved bottom
Ofcom wants to know when Freeview broadcasts should be kicked down the dial in favour of iPad-friendly 4G signals - and, controversially, whether the BBC should be recompensed when it happens. Ofcom mooted the idea of shuffling Freeview aside onto new frequencies back in 2011, and put it into last year's plan with a 2018 date. …
24 Apr 15:04

App reads The Indie's dead-tree pages - so you don't have to

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Tabloid-broadsheet joins digital world circa 2003
Printed pages of lefty paper The Independent can be scanned by a phone app and decoded into links to recently updated words and pictures online. The newspaper, operated by Russian father-and-son duo Alexander and Evgeny Lebedev, is using "augmented reality" app Blippar, which uses a phone's camera to recognise pages from the day …
24 Apr 07:03

Securing the Internet of Things - or how light bulbs can spy on you

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Analysis Fifty billion hackable devices batten down the hatches
It's going to be a tough task securing the Internet of Things, an upcoming massive global network of web-connected fridges, freezers and pacemakers. But according to experts gathered in Cambridge last week we can't even start locking it down until we know who's going to make money from it. The meeting was run by Cambridge …
22 Apr 14:26

EC sends antitrust complaint to smart chip cartel suspects

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Fireside chat fails to satisfy
With settlement talks stalled, the European Commission has launched a formal investigation into whether suppliers of cryptographic chips conspired to fix prices across Europe. The commission announced today that it had sent out a warning to several smart card chip suppliers that it was investigating allegations that they had …
22 Apr 13:36

BadNews, fandroids: MILLIONS of Google Play downloads riddled with malware

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Dodgy apps spaff premium-rate txts, lol
At least two million Google Play downloads gave Android users an unwanted freebie in the form of BadNews, a piece of malware which masqueraded as a legitimate advertising network. The malware was integrated into 32 different apps in the Google Store, according to mobile security specialist Lookout. Those apps have been …
22 Apr 12:37

Amazon: We're expanding into TWO HUNDRED countries

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Merrily piggybacking off Android
Amazon's Android software store will soon be available across 200 countries - many of which don't have official access to Amazon's Android hardware - as the bookstore continues its quest for world domination. While Google limits itself to selling apps across 134 countries (and even the UN only boasts 193 members) Amazon will be …
22 Apr 07:26

TREELLION DOLLAR mobe bonk-bank alliance goes for barcodes

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Stripey bonanza - if everyone can get into bed together
The consortium of US retailers hoping to own pay-by-bonk have signed Gemalto to process their payments, revealing that on-screen bar codes lie at the centre of the scheme. The consortium, branded the Merchant Customer Exchange or MCX, was launched last August with the intention of hosting a standard platform for mobile-phone …
18 Apr 09:29

T-Mobile UK ordered into humiliating Full Monty strip

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Cap mobe speeds all you like BUT DON'T TOUCH BITTORRENT
T-Mobile UK can no longer describe its "Full Monty" mobile broadband tariff as "unlimited", thanks to a ruling by the advertising watchdog. And all because the network operator slowed down BitTorrent traffic during the day. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has decreed that "unlimited" can legitimately be applied to an …
18 Apr 09:05

Londoners in mass test of telly tech savvy as 4G filters mailed out

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Come on granny, you must know where your booster is?
Some 28,000 London suburbanites will have 40 days to fit their free 4G filters, before Freeview television frequencies are swamped with faked 4G networking signals in a mass test of the British public's ability to plug stuff in. The filters come from at800, the orgainisation tasked with spending £180m of telco cash to mitigate …
18 Apr 07:43

US Justice Department pushes for fairer spectrum auctions

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Giants shouldn't be allowed to hoard spectrum to lock out rivals
The US Department of Justice has written to the FCC warning against indiscriminate use of spectrum auctions, arguing that the mantra of "the highest bidder will make the greatest use" is increasingly outdated. The warning comes in the form of an open letter (PDF, long-winded), just as the FCC is deciding how best to dispose of …
17 Apr 16:17

Inside Secure snatches BBC iPlayer downloads from Adobe

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Doctor Who on your Android slablet to follow?
The BBC's mobile iPlayer client, which allows iOS users to download the national broadcaster's programmes for connectionless viewing, is now using digital rights management from embedded solutions player Inside Secure, which should herald the long-promised Android support. iPhone users have been able to download shows since …
17 Apr 15:05

Angry Birds fire back: Vulture cousins menace UK city's mobiles

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Brits must suffer until mast eggs hatch
Vodafone engineers dispatched to fix a Southampton mobile mast found a nesting Peregrine falcon - a protected species which must be left alone until its eggs hatch - leaving local residents with limited mobile coverage. The BBC tells us the eggs can be expected to hatch in June, but until then the nest and the attending pair of …
17 Apr 07:03

Hands up who wants 3D finger-controlled fridges? That's the spirit

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Analysis You thought 'slide to unlock' was bad? Gestures are the next patent battle
Finger gestures in three dimensions are the next big thing in controlling computers, or so we're sadly told. The companies betting that we'll want to manipulate everything electronic around us with a wave of a hand are already laying claim to various types of body movement. The technology to detect gestures is included in …
17 Apr 06:29

O2 tries something completely new: Honesty

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Monthly bill to be torn from real cost of 'free' phone
O2 UK hired circus performers at a PR event this week to launch its new Refresh tariff, which it was forced to confirm ahead of schedule thanks to a media leak. But despite its use of a cut-price Derren Brown, the payment plan really does represent something completely new: honesty. As in, one can see exactly how much of the …
17 Apr 05:04

Smart metering will disrupt weather forecasts, warns Met Office

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You'll get a Sky box in charge of your house anyway
The Met Office has warned that Ofcom's planned deregulation of radio spectrum for Home Area Networking kit risks disrupting radar-based weather forecasts. The airwave regulator's recent public consultation into opening up new spectrum garnered overwhelming industry support for releasing the proposed bandwidths into the public …
16 Apr 07:25

Ofcom: Parents, here's how to keep grubby tots from buying Smurfberries

Shame it didn't notice the PREMIUM RATE click-to-call ads
Ofcom has posted video guides to turning off in-app purchasing on all the popular mobile platforms, but ads serving premium-rate numbers continue to proliferate uncontrolled. Users, and regulators - the OFT today launched a probe into whether kids were being pressured into buying in-game goodies - are getting wise to in-app …
15 Apr 05:00

The Man Who Fell to Earth: Plane plummet plod probe phone

ISO7816 Tatoo
SIM chip IDs stowaway who completely went to pieces
The man who spread himself across a street in Mortlake, London, after falling from an aircraft undercarriage has been identified. Police finally managed to crack open the SIM in his pocket and study it to discover who he was. Jose Matada was the chap's name and he was 30 years old, the BBC tells us. He landed on Portman Avenue …
12 Apr 10:39

Geolocation tech to save 60 Londoners from being run over next year

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Look out there's an accident hotspot just ther - Aarghh
The Metropolitan Police will be using software from Croydon-based GGP Systems to analyse road traffic accidents in the capital, continuing a 30-year-old process to minimise road deaths. The plan is to reduce the number people being killed and seriously injured on London's roads by 40 per cent by 2020. That's Mayor Boris Johnson' …
12 Apr 08:19

GSMA: $11bn for 'universal service' UNSPENT, nations' poor still not connected

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Operators ask governments to probe stockpiled universal access levies
Mobile operator mouthpiece GSMA is asking countries to re-examine their universal service funding, pointing out that India alone has stockpiled $4.1bn in unspent cash while the poor remain disconnected. Universal Service Funds are financed with a levy on network operators, both fixed and mobile, and are intended to cover the …
12 Apr 06:03

Aruba battles BlackBerry to protect biz from staffers' nasty iPhone apps

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This time with network support too
Aruba Networks has joined the mobile container fray with WorkSpace, providing enterprises with a secure BYOD platform which can be distributed to untrusted devices - and taking on BlackBerry and Samsung in the process. Aruba's container integrates with its existing authentication system, ClearPass, and can make use of the …
11 Apr 08:00

Another 170,000 Freeview homes to be freed from reality TV - possibly

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4G broadband in telly bout dann sarf
170,000 London homes will get letters in the next day or two, telling them they're in the next phase of 4G testing and offering telephone support for anyone who sees Freeview disappear on Monday. The testing follows a 22,000-home trial in the Midlands, which went remarkably well, if you're a network operator worried about taking …
11 Apr 07:00

Stop with that LTE-B nonsense... it's NOT a thing - mobe standards guardian

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4G, dude... as if it weren't confusing enough
The 3rd Generation Partnership Project (3GPP), global custodian of mobile telephony standards up to and including LTE Advanced, has issued a statement insisting that "Advanced" is as, er, advanced as the naming system will go. LTE is the preferred 4G technology, and is currently being deployed around the world. Standards evolve …
10 Apr 11:44

Who wants a smart meter to track'n'tax your car? Hello, Israel

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Avoid the rush hour, avoid higher rates. Oh and something about privacy
Israel is drafting a tender for smart meters to be mandated in every vehicle in the country, tracking drivers to allow for differential taxation, but only once the privacy issues have been resolved. The plan is to vary vehicle tax based on usage, so drivers who don't drive during peak times, or stay out of city centres, get …
10 Apr 11:19

Microsoft's telly-over-the-net tech gobbled by Ericsson for mobes

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Just as everyone gets used to watching TV via the Wii
Sweden's telecoms giant Ericsson has bought Mediaroom, the Microsoft-built technology that pipes TV over the internet. It gives the world's largest maker of mobile network gear the keys to a quarter of the world's video over IP (IPTV) market - and 400 staff to improve the delivery of telly to pockets, palms and living rooms. …
10 Apr 08:04

EE extends network: Soon, 1 million users will pay us for 4G

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No really... We've doubled the speed and everything
A million mobile subscribers will be paying the 4G premium on EE's network by year's end, according to the operator. EE is doubling its network's speed in 10 UK cities so it can keep boasting about being the UK's fastest provider. The million subscribers will be eight per cent of EE's customer base, which it reckons is a decent …
09 Apr 14:04

Operators look on in horror as Facebook takes mobe users Home

We don't care that you've been buying them drinks all night ... bitch
Facebook Home reskins a phone much the same way that operators have been trying - and repeatedly failing - to do for more than a decade. But can Zuckerberg really lock the the mobile customer down into its UI and achieve the operators' nirvana of customer ownership? Facebook Home, announced last week, takes a vanilla phone and …
09 Apr 09:59

Android FOUND ON TABLETS inscribed with WORD OF GOD

O come all ye fondlers, joyful and triumphant
A church has handed out tablets instead of hymn books - but not stone ones etched with the 10 commandments: these are Android fondleslabs whose pinch-to-zoom feature is a godsend for elderly parishioners, we're told. The first tab-equipped Church of England congregation at St John's Church in Mickleover, near Derby, clutched …
09 Apr 05:00

Nokia Life touches down in Kenya, jingles pocketful of Microsoft money

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But only rich westerners, and Nokia, get stuff for free
Nokia Life, the life services mobile app suite for the developing world, is launching the 18-pence-a-year service in Kenya, while Nokia throws another $250m into "the mobile ecosystem" elsewhere. The money goes to Nokia Growth Partners, Nokia's investment arm which has already made money out of Morpho, Inside Secure, Swype and …
08 Apr 08:19

Canadian gov: Have half a million BlackBerrys now, pay later!

BlackBerry Z10
We're NOT desperate, we've been doing this since 2006
Telefonica will be spending another €200m with BlackBerry, borrowed from Export Development Canada (EDC) as part of its ongoing deal with the company and its supporting country. It's far from the first time Telefonica has taken advantage of low-interest loans from the government-backed agency. EDC has been lending to Telefonica …
08 Apr 06:05

Wanna put your toaster and fridge online? Over to you, Ofcom

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New wireless spec for 'Internet of Things' awaits rubber stamp
A blueprint for connecting up toasters, kettles and toys, and popping them onto the internet, has landed on the desk of the UK watchdog Ofcom. Version 1 of Weightless SIG's specification describes how devices can comfortably communicate over White Space - a collection of unused gaps in the radio spectrum. Gadgets can access an …
05 Apr 08:19

Freeview telly test suggests 4G interference may not be a big deal

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Do you know where your booster is? Or if you have one?
A trial 4G network, covering 22,000 homes just left of Birmingham, only interfered with TV reception in 15 of them - paving the way for an interference-free rollout over the summer, we're told. The trial was conducted by at800, the organisation charged with spending £180m of cell network operator money to solve the problem. …
05 Apr 07:58

Mars to go offline for a month as vast nuclear furnace gets in the way

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Ha ha, chuckle Martians, time to play!
Spacecraft exploring and orbiting Mars will be left alone for the next month as the red planet slips behind our nearest star for a bit of a spring break. The Sun will block radio signals for a month or so, something familiar to old hands such as Mars Express, which has been happily orbiting Mars for almost a decade. It is, …
04 Apr 13:04

Cisco gobbles UK mobe mast maker - you know where this is going

Tiny cells in your Wi-Fi router - checkmate, Huawei
Swindon-based Ubiquisys will soon be part of Cisco in a $310m (£205m) buyout. The networking colossus has, in effect, snapped up more than 50 customers wanting small cellular base stations and the technology they want. Cisco will hand over cash and "retention-based incentives" to persuade key staff at the Brit biz to stay on. …
04 Apr 10:04

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