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Continuous Lifecycle London: More workshops, more speakers

We’ve added more workshops and conference speakers to the Continuous Lifecycle lineup, making the three-day event a must-go for any tech pro looking to get on top of DevOps, containerization, and Continuous Delivery. We’re chuffed that Pingworks’ Christoph Lukas and Alexander Birk will be delivering a whole-day workshop on …
Team Register, 10 Feb 2017
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Speaking in Tech: So. Hard-boiled Brexit... will tech firms scramble?

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week on our tech chatfest, Ed Saipetch, Melissa Gurney and Peter Smallbone drive the podcast ship to discuss Snap, US travel bans, smart TVs that are a bit too smart and laptop spies. The details… (01:42) Slippery trackpads (04:43) Snap IPOing (12:11) Snap’s $400m …
Team Register, 08 Feb 2017

Update or shut up: Microsoft's choice for desktop Skypers

Microsoft's hurrying desktop Skype users to new client software. As revealed in a post late last week, Redmond's new plan will mean that come March 1st, users of “Skype for Windows desktop (7.16 and below) or Skype for Mac (7.0 to 7.18) will no longer be able to sign in.” To avoid that conversational crimp, you need merely …
Team Register, 06 Feb 2017
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Speaking in Tech's Greg accepts dare to moonlight as an Uber driver

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Greg, Ed and Melissa are joined by Cory Minton, Dell’s Big Data man, to discuss the on-demand economy, Oracle licensing, Platform-as-a-Service and the holographic universe. The details… (00:00) Throwing down with Smallbone (00:47) Introducing Cory Minton of Dell EMC ( …
Team Register, 01 Feb 2017

Samsung is on fire, overtakes Apple as world's #1 chip-shifter

Samsung overtook Apple in Gartner's "total addressable semiconductor" market. The list largely reflects smartphone vendors, with strong growth for Huawei and BKK, although Dell retains a presence. Apple's share of the global chip business fell for the first time since 2008, according to one measure. Gartner's tally includes …
Team Register, 01 Feb 2017
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Fill out our AI survey before the machines take over completely

2017 looks like being the year of AI. Or at least that’s what a friendly computer keeps telling us. Here at The Register we’re pondering what we should be doing in the world of AI, machine learning, deep learning, and cognitive computing, from our news pages right across to our events. So it would be really handy to get a …
Team Register, 30 Jan 2017

Big Blue's BigInsights has big-ish bugs

IBM has patched twin cross-site scripting (XSS) vulnerabilities in its Hadoop-probing InfoSphere BigInsights platform. The patches released last week shutter the bugs (CVE-2016-2924, CVE-2016-2992) that could compromise users of the big data analytics software. Fortinet researcher Honggang Ren quietly reported the flaws to …
Team Register, 30 Jan 2017
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Ransomware killed 70% of Washington DC CCTV ahead of inauguration

Criminals infected 70 percent of storage devices tied to closed-circuit TVs in Washington DC eight days before the inauguration of President Donald Trump. The ransomware infection downed 123 of its 187 network video recorders, each controlling up to four CCTVs, and forced the city to wipe its affected IT systems which it says …
Team Register, 30 Jan 2017
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WordPress slips out three quick patches

WordPress has fixed three flaws in its content management system, shuttering cross-site scripting and SQL injection bugs three weeks after its last update. The world's most popular content management system, used by some 74.7 million web sites, was open to a SQL injection flaw in WP_Query class that handles database and post …
Team Register, 29 Jan 2017
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Counter-terror cops arrest pair for sending poo-smeared toilet paper to public figures

An Italian couple have been nicked by counter-terror cops for, some, er, smearing letters they had sent to public figures. According to the Italian rozzers, over a two-year spree, the 71-year-old and his 54-year-old partner sent threatening and defamatory letters to high-profile targets, which also contained toilet paper …
Team Register, 27 Jan 2017
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Speaking in Tech: It is the year of VDI. It is always the year of VDI

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week Greg and Amy drive our weekly tech roundup podcast with guest Brian Gracely of Red Hat. The trio discuss alternative tech facts, moves at Google Cloud, Western Digital and Oracle as well as global reaction to Donald Trump’s inauguration. The details… (0:00) …
Team Register, 25 Jan 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle London: Save over 25% with early bird tickets

We're bringing some of the finest brains from the worlds of DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery to London in May, and if you're quick you can join us AND save over a quarter off the full-fat ticket price. If you move now, you can secure your place for just £665 plus VAT, a big saving on the full price of £900. …
Team Register, 24 Jan 2017
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Kid hackers break XSS defences, find hack hole in 2 million websites

Hackers Karim Rahal and Ibram Marzouk have found multiple cross-site scripting vulnerabilities in the HTML Comment Box that opened avenues to compromise visitors to some used by some 2 million websites. Rahal (@KarimPwnz) and Marzouk (@0xibram), both 14 year-old students based in Lebanon, reported the flaws through Detectify's …
Team Register, 24 Jan 2017
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Building IoT London: Last chance to catch Early Bird Tix

The early bird ticket offer for Building IoT London ends very soon, meaning you’ve got just hours to save a stack of cash on three days with the IoT world’s finest thinkers, doers and developers. Our two day conference and our workshops day will equip with you the hands-on skills to turn the IoT into a reality and take your …
Team Register, 19 Jan 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Japan launches rocket with 2 laptops, 8 people

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise It's another episode of El Reg's weekly tech gabfest. Greg is wasting away in Amsterdam while Ed, Melissa and Peter steer the podcast this week to discuss CES 2017, SpaceX and cloud explosions. (00:00) Banter (00:56) Peter at CES (not really) and stolen Razer laptops ( …
Team Register, 18 Jan 2017

Ransomware scum infect cancer non-profit

Ransomware scum have hit a new low by infecting a not-for-profit cancer support organization in Muncie, Indiana, US. Little Red Door provides diagnostics, treatment, and supplies to under-served patients, among other services. It told told the Associated Press this week that miscreants infected its central server, stripped and …
Team Register, 18 Jan 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle London: Keynote, workshops announced

REG EVENTS The agenda for Continuous Lifecycle is filling up, with four workshops confirmed, and our first keynote speaker revealed. Continuous delivery pioneer Dave Farley will be taking to the stage as one of our keynote speakers at the London conference in May. Dave was among the instigators of the CD movement, co-writing the seminal …
Team Register, 17 Jan 2017

Devs reverse-engineer 16,000 Android apps, find secrets and keys to AWS accounts

A security firm has reverse engineered 16,000 Android apps on Google's Play store and found that over 304 contain sensitive secret keys. The huge deconstruction effort was made through Delaware-based Fallible which sent the popular applications through its automated code analysis tool*. The researchers did not name the apps …
Team Register, 17 Jan 2017
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Building IoT: Early bird tickets ready to fly in days

Reg Events You've got less than a week to snap up early bird tickets for Building IoT London, our three-day bonanza of all things IoT for real businesses. After that, the sticker jumps back up to full rate. Whether you're looking for a fast-track, hands-on introduction to IoT technologies and strategies, or you want to take your existing …
Team Register, 16 Jan 2017
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WordPress plugs eight holes in latest release

WordPress has patched a series of vulnerabilities in its content management system shuttering bugs affecting more than 10 million users. The release of version 4.7.1 closes eight vulnerabilities including cross-site scripting, cross-site request forgery, and other remotely-acessible attack vectors. "This is a security release …
Team Register, 13 Jan 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle London: First speakers announced

Reg Events We’re chuffed to be able to reveal the first tranche of speakers for Continuous Lifecycle, our three day-extravaganza of DevOps, Continuous Delivery, Containerization and Agile in May. Our call for papers drew a massive response, but our programme committee has diligently sliced that down to a short-list of speakers and …
Team Register, 12 Jan 2017

Speaking in Tech: Went to Cancun... visited the Walmart

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week Greg, Ed and Melissa are joined by Amy Lewis to kick of the new year and new tech gossip. This week they talk snow, celebrity deaths, VMUG controversies and MongoDB hijacking. The details... (0:00) Eddie and the Snow Cruisers (2:18) Careless Whispers (3:54) …
Team Register, 11 Jan 2017
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Building IoT: Dr John Morkes joins keynote speaker lineup

We’re delighted to reveal that our second keynote speaker at Building IoT London is UX and IoT expert Dr John Morkes. John has been investigating how humans interact with technology for over 20 years. After completing his PhD at Stanford he spent five years at Trilogy, where he was director of Human-Computer Interaction. He …
Team Register, 11 Jan 2017
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EMC slings patch at remote hack nonce-nse

Remote attackers can hose EMC hybrid flash storage thanks to cryptographic weaknesses. The patched vulnerability (CVE-2016-0917) affects EMC's VNX1, VNX2 and VNXe systems, including the end-of-life Celerra which will not receive a fix. EMC researchers wrote in a security notice that remote attackers could access the SMB …
Team Register, 11 Jan 2017
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Get smart on machine learning before the machines beat you to it

Reg Events 2017 looks like being the year of AI. Or at least that’s what a friendly computer keeps telling us. So we’re partnering with our friends at Heise to bring you M3, a conference which aims to bring together researchers, academics and, crucially, practitioners, to show you how to put the latest in artificial intelligence, machine …
Team Register, 09 Jan 2017

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