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Continuous Lifecycle: Over 40 reasons to secure your place

Events If you’re asking yourself how to get your boss to sign off on your ticket for Continuous Lifecycle London in May, the answer is 42. That’s how many top notch speakers and workshop leaders we have confirmed on the programme right now. From our keynote speakers, through our conference presenters, to our workshop leaders, we’ve …
Team Register, 03 Apr 2017
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Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall

Readers will be aware that these are tough times for the media. And The Register is no exception: like many other publishers we need to diversify our revenue base. So we set a team of developers to find disruptive ways of funding our journalists, pun-generation labs and to ensure our founders' long labours are properly …
Team Register, 01 Apr 2017
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M3 call for papers extended

We’ve had a cracking response to our call for papers for M3, but more than a few people at the cutting edge of AI and machine learning have been in touch to ask for extensions. So, to be fair to all, we’re pushing the deadline for the call for papers back to April 17. Full details of the call for papers are here. Which means …
Team Register, 31 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle Workshops: Choose your preferred deep dive

With six all-day workshops on the Continuous Lifecycle London agenda, the big question you face is just how deep do you want to dive. If databases are an important part of your life - and let’s face it, if you’ve got a business, you’ve got data - you should join Alex Yates for “A crash course in Database DevOps”. Alex will be …
Team Register, 30 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Elon Musk and the AI apocalypse

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week the techcasters tackle rumors of Citrix being sold, the coming AI apocalypse, WhatsApp encryption and Deepak Chopra tweets as well as special interviews with Greg Mulholland of VMware and Simon Sharwood of The Register. The details… (00:10) Things not to do …
Team Register, 29 Mar 2017

Nuns left in limbo after phone line transfer hell

A judge has hit Irish telco Eircom with a €16,500 fine, after the former incumbent left a nursing home for retired nuns without phone service for weeks, then overcharged the sisters for the privilege. Sorting out the snafu that left the Franciscan Missionaries of the Divine Motherhood nursing home in Ballinasloe, Co Galway …
Team Register, 28 Mar 2017
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There's just a week to show us how AI really works in business

Events There are just seven days left until we close the call for papers for M3, and we would really love to hear how you’re putting artificial intelligence, machine learning and predictive analytics to work in business. We’re just as interested in how the technology is finding its way into traditional organisations and augmenting or …
Team Register, 24 Mar 2017

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

Updated There's a rather dodgy tale going around that US President Donald Trump's lawyers sent cease-and-desist letters to a website featuring his face being pawed by kittens. The unbelievable yarn was picked up this week by The Hollywood Reporter and the New York Observer. The story goes that a San Francisco 17-year-old called Lucy …
Team Register, 22 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Glassholes are COOL now Apple's doing it

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week Ed, Melissa and Peter chew on the week's tech news from Apple, Uber, Nimble and Reduxio before diving in on the implications from Brexit. The details... (0:00) Lost in Slovakia (7:18) Lego tape (10:40) Apple and augmented reality (17:50) Uber's continued …
Team Register, 22 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Early Bird offer ends tonight – March 17

There are less than 24 14 hours left to grab tickets for Continuous Lifecycle London at our very generous, slightly extended early bird price. Once Friday clicks into Saturday, they revert to full price, and they’ll be staying there. So if you want to tune into more than 36 of the sharpest minds in DevOps, Containerization, …
Team Register, 16 Mar 2017
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M3: Skymind.io’s Melanie Warrick to deliver keynote

Events We’re thrilled to announce that Skymind.io’s Melanie Warrick will be a keynote speaker at M3. Melanie is a Deep Learning Engineer at Skymind.io, and focuses on both neural nets and distributed systems, as she builds machine learning products that consume data at scale. Whilst at Skymind.io, she has developed a deep learning …
Team Register, 15 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: WTH! Bitcoin costs more than Visa transaction?

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week in our enterprise tech podcast, Greg, Ed and Melissa are joined by Amy Lewis, who has recently been added as a co-host for the show. This week the team discusses Intel’s big move to redefine itself, Bitcoin problems and Uber podcasts. The details… (0:00) Bacon …
Team Register, 15 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle early bird offer extended to Friday

Events We’ve extended our early bird ticket offer for Continuous Lifecycle London, giving you till the end of this week to save big time on our three day spectacular spanning the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery. Early bird tickets were due to finish on March 12. However, it seems ending things on a weekend …
Team Register, 13 Mar 2017
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Want a deal on Continuous Lifecycle tickets? Act now

Events It’s just a few days till we pull down the shutters on our Early Bird offer for Continuous Lifecycle London, our three-day spectacular spanning the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery. If you move quickly you can save a very tidy pile of cash on both our conference programme and our deep dive, all day …
Team Register, 10 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Blame Millennials

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week techcaster-in-chief Greg is down under in Melbourne, Australia, with guests Adrian DeLuca, head of solution architecture at Amazon Web Services; Michael Heffernan, director infrastructure technology HDS; David Merrill, chief economist HDS; and Matthew Greensmith, …
Team Register, 08 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Just days till early bird tickets fly off the menu

You have just a few days to save £100s on Continuous Lifecycle London, our three-day conference on all things DevOps, Continuous Delivery, and Containers. Our early bird offer for both the conference and workshop day, which runs from 17-18 May at the QE II Conference Centre, expires on Sunday. So if you want to hear from 40 …
Team Register, 08 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Final Countdown for early bird tickets

The clock is ticking on our early bird offer for Continuous Lifecycle, our three-day dive into all things DevOps, Continuous Delivery, and Containers. You’ve got until Sunday to save hundreds of pounds on both our two day conference programme on May 17-18, and our day three lineup of all-day workshops, all of which happens at …
Team Register, 06 Mar 2017
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We're busting open containers at Continuous Lifecycle

Events Continuous delivery and DevOps mean continuous change, and one of the biggest changes over the last year has been the explosion in interest in containers. So whether you’re looking to further refine your container strategy, are poised to put containers into production, or are simply pondering what all the fuss is about, …
Team Register, 02 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: A chat with Web 2.0 MySpace worm dude Samy Kamkar

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Ed Saipetch and Peter Smallbone steer the podcast this week with very special guest Samy Kamkar of Samy worm fame, a world renowned privacy and security researcher, computer hacker, whistleblower and entrepreneur. The details… 2:15 Samy’s Myspace worm 8:27 Curiosity 9: …
Team Register, 01 Mar 2017

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Team Register, 28 Feb 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Early bird tickets ready to fly

You’ve got less than two weeks to snag early bird tickets for Continuous Lifecycle London and save yourself a packet on three days of the best in DevOps, Containers, Continuous Delivery and Agile. There are savings on both the conference sessions on May 17 and 18 and for the all-day workshops on May 19, all of which take place …
Team Register, 28 Feb 2017
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Red Hat’s Jen Krieger joins Continuous Lifecycle lineup as keynoter

Events We’re very happy to reveal that Red Hat’s Jen Krieger will be delivering a keynote at Continuous Lifecycle London, our three-day DevOps, Agile, CD and Containers conference this May. Jen is chief agile architect at Red Hat, where she leads a department-wide DevOps movement focusing on CI/CD best practices. She has worked with …
Team Register, 24 Feb 2017
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Swedish politician wants weekly hour of paid sex. For exercise

A Swedish municipality may allow its workers to get on the job while on the clock, for an hour each week. This idea comes to the world thanks to Per-Erik Muskos, a councillor in the Swedish district of Övertorneå, which is a whisker to the south of the Arctic Circle and home to under 2,000 people. As it happens, your …
Team Register, 24 Feb 2017

Speaking in Tech: Taxing robot labour for benefit glorious taxpayer

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Regular tech podcasters Greg and Ed are joined by Josh Atwell of NetApp to discuss the rapid pace of innovation and automation and the impact on employment and society. The crew also discuss sexual harassment in the tech industry and Oracle “clawbacks”. The details… (0: …
Team Register, 22 Feb 2017
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Kubernetes and Prometheus flesh out CLL deep dive lineup

We’ve added the final session to our workshop lineup for Continuous Lifecycle London, giving you six options for diving deep into the technologies and tools driving cutting edge software development and deployment. Weaveworks’ Luke Marsden will not just show you how to get up and running with Kubernetes, but how to use …
Team Register, 21 Feb 2017

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