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DevOps and containers heavyweights' London meetup: 20 days to go

We’ll be opening the doors for Continuous Lifecycle London 2017 in less than three weeks, meaning time is running out to secure a front row seat for three days of the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile, CD and more. We’ve got a fantastic lineup of speakers and workshop leaders joining us at the Queen Elizabeth II Conference …
Team Register, 27 Apr 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Google vs your privacy... part 73(4)iii(b)

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Google just can’t avoid privacy fights whether its fighting legal requests for emails or fending off criticism from the Electronic Freedom Foundation. This week, Greg, Ed, Melissa and Peter are joined this week by John Rakowski, Director of Product Marketing for Application …
Team Register, 26 Apr 2017
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Team Register, 20 Apr 2017
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Less than four weeks till DevOps' finest assemble in London

Events There's just four weeks till we throw open the doors for Continuous Lifecycle London 2017, so if you want to enjoy three days of the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile, CD and more, act now. We've got a fantastic lineup of speakers and workshop leaders joining us at the Queen Elizabeth II Conference Centre from 17-19 May. …
Team Register, 20 Apr 2017

Speaking in Tech: Hacking Microsoft Windows? That's cute

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Ed, Melissa and Amy are joined by Chris Wysopal, noted hacker and CTO/co-founder of Veracode on this week's tech podcast. The crew talks about how hacking has evolved and the importance of secure software. The details... (0:00) Out and about (2:40) Over Slacking (4:30 …
Team Register, 19 Apr 2017

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Team Register, 19 Apr 2017
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Large UK businesses are getting pwned way more than smaller ones

Larger businesses in the UK are far more likely to be victims of attacks than smaller ones, according to a survey by the British Chamber of Commerce. Nearly half (42 per cent) of companies with more than 100 staff have been hit by information spillages, hackers or malware attacks. This figure compares to 18 per cent of …
Team Register, 18 Apr 2017
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Oh snap! UK Prime Minister Theresa May calls June election

Prime Minister Theresa May has called a snap general election to be held on 8 June. The 11am statement – delivered 15 minutes earlier than political journalists had been led to believe – confirmed that an election would be held in seven weeks. In a veiled reference to last June's referendum vote to leave the European Union, …
Team Register, 18 Apr 2017
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DevOps, Containers, and three days in May

Events If you want your software operation to keep up with the outside world, DevOps and Containerization must be on your agenda. Thankfully, both are at the top of the agenda for Continuous Lifecycle next month, giving you the chance to give both theory and tools a good going over, whether you’re just starting out, or already deep, …
Team Register, 12 Apr 2017
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Speaking in Tech: VCDX? One! Two! Three! Four! I'd rather be in the Marine Corps!

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise In this week's episode Amy and Melissa are joined by Rebecca Fitzhugh from Rubrik. They discuss the merits and struggles of the VCDX, United's new fight-it-out standby policy, dragging switches out of the datacenter, Microsoft buying into container hype and neural network …
Team Register, 12 Apr 2017

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Team Register, 10 Apr 2017
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Team Register, 10 Apr 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Verizon, Comcast and AT&T... Trust us, we won't sell you out

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise Cloud for less than a penny? Tencent recently won a bid to provide the city of Xiamen with cloud services for one Yuan. The President of Alibaba claims the bid “destroyed the entire industry”. On this week’s podcast we discuss China’s cloud race, privacy rules in the US and …
Team Register, 05 Apr 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Over 40 reasons to secure your place

Events If you’re asking yourself how to get your boss to sign off on your ticket for Continuous Lifecycle London in May, the answer is 42. That’s how many top notch speakers and workshop leaders we have confirmed on the programme right now. From our keynote speakers, through our conference presenters, to our workshop leaders, we’ve …
Team Register, 03 Apr 2017
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Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall

Readers will be aware that these are tough times for the media. And The Register is no exception: like many other publishers we need to diversify our revenue base. So we set a team of developers to find disruptive ways of funding our journalists, pun-generation labs and to ensure our founders' long labours are properly …
Team Register, 01 Apr 2017
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M3 call for papers extended

We’ve had a cracking response to our call for papers for M3, but more than a few people at the cutting edge of AI and machine learning have been in touch to ask for extensions. So, to be fair to all, we’re pushing the deadline for the call for papers back to April 17. Full details of the call for papers are here. Which means …
Team Register, 31 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle Workshops: Choose your preferred deep dive

With six all-day workshops on the Continuous Lifecycle London agenda, the big question you face is just how deep do you want to dive. If databases are an important part of your life - and let’s face it, if you’ve got a business, you’ve got data - you should join Alex Yates for “A crash course in Database DevOps”. Alex will be …
Team Register, 30 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Elon Musk and the AI apocalypse

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week the techcasters tackle rumors of Citrix being sold, the coming AI apocalypse, WhatsApp encryption and Deepak Chopra tweets as well as special interviews with Greg Mulholland of VMware and Simon Sharwood of The Register. The details… (00:10) Things not to do …
Team Register, 29 Mar 2017

Nuns left in limbo after phone line transfer hell

A judge has hit Irish telco Eircom with a €16,500 fine, after the former incumbent left a nursing home for retired nuns without phone service for weeks, then overcharged the sisters for the privilege. Sorting out the snafu that left the Franciscan Missionaries of the Divine Motherhood nursing home in Ballinasloe, Co Galway …
Team Register, 28 Mar 2017
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There's just a week to show us how AI really works in business

Events There are just seven days left until we close the call for papers for M3, and we would really love to hear how you’re putting artificial intelligence, machine learning and predictive analytics to work in business. We’re just as interested in how the technology is finding its way into traditional organisations and augmenting or …
Team Register, 24 Mar 2017

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

Updated There's a rather dodgy tale going around that US President Donald Trump's lawyers sent cease-and-desist letters to a website featuring his face being pawed by kittens. The unbelievable yarn was picked up this week by The Hollywood Reporter and the New York Observer. The story goes that a San Francisco 17-year-old called Lucy …
Team Register, 22 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: Glassholes are COOL now Apple's doing it

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week Ed, Melissa and Peter chew on the week's tech news from Apple, Uber, Nimble and Reduxio before diving in on the implications from Brexit. The details... (0:00) Lost in Slovakia (7:18) Lego tape (10:40) Apple and augmented reality (17:50) Uber's continued …
Team Register, 22 Mar 2017
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Continuous Lifecycle: Early Bird offer ends tonight – March 17

There are less than 24 14 hours left to grab tickets for Continuous Lifecycle London at our very generous, slightly extended early bird price. Once Friday clicks into Saturday, they revert to full price, and they’ll be staying there. So if you want to tune into more than 36 of the sharpest minds in DevOps, Containerization, …
Team Register, 16 Mar 2017
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M3: Skymind.io’s Melanie Warrick to deliver keynote

Events We’re thrilled to announce that Skymind.io’s Melanie Warrick will be a keynote speaker at M3. Melanie is a Deep Learning Engineer at Skymind.io, and focuses on both neural nets and distributed systems, as she builds machine learning products that consume data at scale. Whilst at Skymind.io, she has developed a deep learning …
Team Register, 15 Mar 2017
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Speaking in Tech: WTH! Bitcoin costs more than Visa transaction?

Podcast speaking_in_tech Greg Knieriemen podcast enterprise This week in our enterprise tech podcast, Greg, Ed and Melissa are joined by Amy Lewis, who has recently been added as a co-host for the show. This week the team discusses Intel’s big move to redefine itself, Bitcoin problems and Uber podcasts. The details… (0:00) Bacon …
Team Register, 15 Mar 2017

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