Build Microsoft's most popular SQL Server product of all time runs on Linux Yes, you read that right 08 May 00:11 | 59
Science Astroboffins spot the first perfect exoplanet free of clouds Without a shadow of a doubt WASP-96b has the clearest atmosphere yet 08 May 00:49 | 7
Pic Broadcom's Arm server chip lives – as Cavium's two-socket ThunderX2 32 cores, 64-bit, no Intel, of course Microsoft loves this thing 08 May 01:33 | 7
Security Android P to improve users' network privacy Soon-to-be-staunched Linux network process folder bleeds info about smartmobe use 08 May 02:15 | 12
Security Equifax reveals full horror of that monstrous cyber-heist of its servers 146 million people, 99 million addresses, 209,000 payment cards, 38,000 drivers' licenses and 3,200 passports 08 May 02:57 | 80
Legal Kremlin's war on Telegram sees 50 VPNs stopped at the border Viber said to be next target of stop-terrorists-talking effort 08 May 03:58 | 19
Bootnotes New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties You silly English k-niggits will probably flock to see Spamalot the musical movie 08 May 05:01 | 72
Science Where to find dark matter? $34m says go look 2km under Canada New experiment will look for the tiny vibrations made by Weakly Interacting Massive Particles 08 May 06:02 | 13
Analysis Industry whispers: Qualcomm mulls Arm server processor exit Arm-for-web-boxes is a good idea that keeps going nowhere 08 May 06:29 | 44
On-Prem Social networks have already violated the spirit of GDPR Closing off researchers’ access to APIs in the name of ‘safety’ means we’ll never know how we’re being screwed 08 May 07:02 | 35
Personal Tech AI crisis: Sony reports shortage of cute robot puppies! It's made 11,111 of its Aibo 2.0 robot leg-lifters and can’t satisfy demand 08 May 07:32 | 19
Software Apple to devs: Give us notch support or … you don't wanna know App updates must use iOS 11 SDK and support iPhone X from July 2018 onwards 08 May 07:57 | 18
Legal UK age-checking smut overlord won't be able to handle the pressure – critics Consultation responses reveal deep concerns about data, privacy and independent providers 08 May 08:13 | 105
Personal Tech LESTER looks up, spins its wheels: The Register’s beer-butler can see ... No beer will be left unbothered 08 May 08:44 | 40
Adobe Summit Adobe, 'hyper personalisation' and your privacy End user privacy controls? We'll get back to you on that 08 May 09:22 | 60
Storage It's a wrap: Gone Gartner part II, Flashdance and, er, Hardware Hackers A week in storage mov(i)es... be happy we didn't name-check Failure To Launch 08 May 09:55 | 1
Science SpaceX Bangabandhu-1 launch held up while Dragon splashes down on time First night nerves for Elon’s revamped rocket 08 May 10:56 | 24
Exclusive UK Ministry of Justice knocks down towers, brings IT BACK in-house Waves SIAM-nara to Leidos 08 May 11:27 | 28
Interview Measure for measure: Why network surveys don't count what counts Punters want reliable calls most 08 May 11:58 | 12
Science UK's Royal Navy buys £13m mine-blasting robot boat Atlas Elektronik's ARCIMS demo vessel taken on by Her Maj's finest 08 May 12:41 | 54
Bootnotes Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling) The story of Frugal Dan, Flashy Dave and a $20,000 car budget 08 May 13:56 | 90
Special report Africa's internet body hit with sexual harassment cover-up claims Calls for vote of no confidence in Afrinic board 08 May 14:00 | 11
Build Microsoft vows to bridge phones to PCs, and this time it means it. Honest. SideSync? Blend? We’ve heard of it 08 May 14:41 | 33
Build Microsoft reckons devs would like an AI Clippy to help them write code Plus: New tools for programming with your buddies 08 May 16:05 | 33
SaaS JEDI mind tricks: Brakes slammed on Pentagon's multibillion cloud deal This may not be the vendor you're looking for – explain yourself to get your funding 08 May 17:07 | 21
Red Hat Summit Microsoft sees Red ...Hat for OpenShift-on-Azure public cloud offering Embrace, extend, errr, what was the other one again? 08 May 17:41 | 5
Build Windows app makers told to think different – you're Microsoft 365 developers, now As JavaScript is popped into Excel spreadsheets 08 May 18:35 | 44
OSes Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings So happy for you, Microsoft, \r\n 08 May 19:46 | 193
Google IO Google's socially awkward geeks craft socially awkward AI bot that calls people for you Plus: Linux apps on Chrome OS start to emerge 08 May 21:44 | 56
Red Hat Summit Red Hat smitten by secure enclaves 'cos some sysadmins are evil Also reveals plans to replace Atomic Host with CoreOS Linux 08 May 23:29 | 6