Poll Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches MAC randomisation, indoor location, TLS-by-default and more coming to next 'Droid 09 Mar 02:00 | 73
Software Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode' Which is just-about an admission Win 10 is a mess 09 Mar 03:58 | 211
Storage Mum? Dad? Can I have a 3D XPoint disk for my birthday? Why, yes, junior, now that Intel's released new models for mainstream PCs 09 Mar 06:08 | 25
On-Call Your mouse can't reach that Excel cell? Buy a 'desk extender' said help desk bluffer And the user believed him, too, for a while 09 Mar 06:55 | 94
Software Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji Gateways to close on May 15th, leaving you almost ten whole weeks to rebuild integrations 09 Mar 08:03 | 52
Qcon The Java release train is moving faster, but will developers be derailed? What's new and what to expect 09 Mar 09:01 | 32
Legal Most IT contractors want employment benefits if clobbered with IR35 That'll go down well with full-time Sir Humphreys.. 09 Mar 09:31 | 168
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A ghoulish tale of pigs, devs and docs revived from the dead Dr Frankenstein had it all sewn up, you know 09 Mar 10:01 | 64
OSes Microsoft throttles on-prem tech donation scheme for nonprofits First it giveth then it taketh away 09 Mar 11:02 | 14
Security DVLA denies driving licence processing site is a security 'car crash' PCI compliance? Yep, we've heard of it too 09 Mar 11:34 | 62
Legal Brit spy wrangler details sign-off process for snooping warrants Transparency doc on spooks data slurping released 09 Mar 12:07 | 5
Personal Tech A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it Is the industry out of ideas? 09 Mar 12:37 | 144
Exclusive NHS Digital to probe live-stream spillage of confidential patient info – after El Reg tipoff Risk of app's vid demo falls under spotlight 09 Mar 13:07 | 21
Bootnotes Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired' Voulez-vous acheter le hotspot pour le shagging en plein air? 09 Mar 13:35 | 106
Security Unidentified hax0rs told not to blab shipping biz Clarksons' stolen data Fat lot of good an injunction will do against unknown cybercrims 09 Mar 14:11 | 25
Legal Department of Work and Pensions internal docs reveal troubled history of Universal Credit UK.gov gives in, publishes after 2-year legal spat 09 Mar 14:40 | 36
Networks Ofcom to networks: Want this delicious 5G spectrum? You'll have to improve 4G coverage Better LTE for bumpkins wedged into mobe operators' bids 09 Mar 15:21 | 18
Servers Server sales dead? No sir, not in Q4 Branded vendors made hay while sun shone 09 Mar 15:56 | 10
Science Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo Continental electric clocks go TITSUP* 09 Mar 16:57 | 148
AI + ML EU lawmakers seek coordinated hand-wringing over AI ethics Rules created in isolation will drive AI makers to operate in areas without restraint 09 Mar 17:58 | 30
Personal Tech The Ataribox lives, as a prototype, supposedly Promised unveiling later this month could give form to vaporware console 09 Mar 19:51 | 29
On-Prem Pharma bro Martin Shkreli to miss 2024 Paris Olympics Finance troll gets seven years for securities fraud 09 Mar 20:02 | 70
Security Citizen Lab says Sandvine network gear aids government spyware Sandvine insists report is inaccurate and misleading 09 Mar 20:53 | 12
Networks Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision Federal regulator furious to discover untrackable mini-satellites in space 09 Mar 22:03 | 71
Security Slingshot malware uses cunning plan to find a route to sysadmins Advanced router code has been in circulation for six years 09 Mar 22:26 | 34
Security Less than half of paying ransomware targets get their files back Shock revelation: criminals prove to be untrustworthy 09 Mar 22:41 | 49