Security Wish you could log into someone's Netgear box without a password? Summon a &genie=1 Get patching – there's this auth bypass and loads of other bugs 09 Feb 2018 | 59
Devops Rook's hooked to cook bit nooks by the book Container storage tech gets adopted by Cloud Native Computing Foundation 09 Feb 2018 |
On-Prem Paging all Microsoft System Center users: Your treadmill is here First Semi-Annual release lands with lots of fun for Windows admins and the hybrid cloud crowd 09 Feb 2018 | 4
Security VMware sticks finger in Meltdown/Spectre dike for virtual appliances Proper patches under way, but for now - to your command lines, vAdmins! 09 Feb 2018 | 5
On-Prem Qualcomm asks Broadcom over for lunch and a proper chat about being bought Brushes off latest $121bn bid as too low, too risky, but is willing to discuss deal 09 Feb 2018 | 2
Bootnotes No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000 09 Feb 2018 | 47
On-Prem Nvidia reports record revenues in latest fiscal quarter But cryptocurrency not growing for the GPU giants 09 Feb 2018 | 8
On-Call Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin You drained the air-conditioner where, exactly? And now I've stepped in it ... 09 Feb 2018 | 164
Legal As GDPR draws close, ICANN suggests 12 conflicting ways to cure domain privacy pains Whois and ICANN – the Sonny and Cher of internet policy 09 Feb 2018 | 47
AI + ML It took us less than 30 seconds to find banned 'deepfake' AI smut on the internet Don't blame AI, blame the creeps who put famous heads on pr0n actors' bodies 09 Feb 2018 | 74
Bootnotes Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse 09 Feb 2018 | 19
Bootnotes It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong 09 Feb 2018 | 75
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH! 09 Feb 2018 | 177
On-Prem BT backs down from charging millions in phone book listing fees Comms providers dodge bills for six years of customer entries 09 Feb 2018 | 22
Storage Got some fancy new flash in the works, huh Micron? Join the QLC 4bit/cell SSDs coming soon to attack nearline disk drive sales 09 Feb 2018 | 7
Networks EE unveils shoebox-sized router to boost Brit bumpkin broadband Speeds of 100Mbps to reach rural areas – for a fee 09 Feb 2018 | 82
Episode 2 BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support What's that buzzing sound... Boss? Boss? 09 Feb 2018 | 89
Giveaway Remember the Yorkie pizza horror? Here's who won our exclusive Reg merch... Top suggestion: eat the thing! 09 Feb 2018 | 58
Legal Why aren't you being arbiters of truth? MPs scream at Facebook, YouTube, Twitter Social media titans take heat over kremlebots and fake news 09 Feb 2018 | 78
Legal Brit regulator pats self on back over nuisance call reduction: It's just 4 billion now! Problem? It's, er, only 60 calls per UK resident 09 Feb 2018 | 87
Security Corpse! of! Yahoo! drags! emails! of! the! dead! case! to! US! Supreme! Court! 'Pon their Oath, they're not having this 09 Feb 2018 | 34
On-Prem Hortonworks: Woo! We're breakeven – just don't focus on the $46m operating losses CEO stresses biz is more than just a Hadoop-flinger now 09 Feb 2018 | 2
Storage A storage baker's dozen: We spill the tea on the firms, the faces, the dough Who else will dish the storage dish? 09 Feb 2018 |
Legal Uber and Waymo sitting in a tree, S-E-T-T-L-I-N-G Bitter legal brouhaha ends with smiles... from Uber, anyway 09 Feb 2018 | 22
Channel Trump's tax reforms lift DXC's profit Waving bye to some execs, 3% of grunts + real estate helped too 09 Feb 2018 | 10
Analysis Uber and its 245 million reasons to settle with Google's Waymo Taxi app biz expresses 'regret' for being scumbag outfit 09 Feb 2018 | 33
HPC Ruskie boffins blasted for using nuke bomb lab's supercomputer to mine crypto-rubles Kremlin goes nuclear on sly digi-cash-crafting eggheads 09 Feb 2018 | 26
Comment Uh-oh! Someone hit the Kalanick button! Uber's fired CEO claims Waymo deal vindicates him Travis: A pain in the ASCII right to the end 09 Feb 2018 | 14
Software Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face) Nor C-- or Should Have Used Go or Screw Ellison... 09 Feb 2018 | 144
Bootnotes No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case 09 Feb 2018 | 121
Bootnotes You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole 09 Feb 2018 | 33
Legal US states accused of skimming cash from 911 emergency call dosh Funds to prop up critical service diverted to bankroll other stuff, watchdog not impressed 09 Feb 2018 | 43