Science Can't wait to get to Mars on a SpaceX ship? It's a cold, dead rock – boffins El Reg says: Ignore the Big Red Planet lobby, get your ASCII to somewhere better 07 Feb 00:05 | 51
Analysis Of course a mystery website attacking city-run broadband was run by an ISP. Of course Fidelity wanted to 'tell the other side of the story' with astroturfing dot-com 07 Feb 00:40 | 40
Personal Tech Google's cell network Project Fi charged me for using Wi-Fi – lawsuit Ad giant billed subscribers for Wi-Fi data, punters claim 07 Feb 01:42 | 22
Security Web analytics outfit Mixpanel slurped surfers' passwords LIbrary update slip means it's time to reset the 'Days since last big breach' counter to Zero 07 Feb 02:58 | 7
Security Amazon explained ‘Key’ crack before it shipped fix, says hacker who found the hole BezosMart doesn’t like being told it was w…wr…wrong 07 Feb 03:58 | 11
Science LISA Pathfinder sniffed out gravitational signals down to micro-Hertz Better-than-expected performance created 'the quietest place in space' 07 Feb 05:02 | 30
Bootnotes Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages Search results serve our rivals, not our produce, biz complains 07 Feb 06:08 | 33
Legal Uber: Ah yeah, we pay women drivers less than men. We can explain! They drive slower, less often, and take cheap trips, joint study with Stanford concludes 07 Feb 06:29 | 94
Updated Registrar Namecheap let miscreants slap spam, malware on unlucky customers' web domains Crooks create subdomains on a dozen sites 07 Feb 07:08 | 24
Security Uber quits GitHub for in-house code after 2016 data breach Code trove wasn't to blame: Uber didn’t have multifactor authentication on repos that included AWS credentials 07 Feb 07:30 | 14
Security Beware the looming Google Chrome HTTPS certificate apocalypse! Well, melee. Dust-up? Minor inconvenience? But it's coming!! 07 Feb 08:02 | 89
On-Prem Arlo, can you go? NETGEAR spins out its security cameras biz Network boxen buying cycle has limbo-ed down too low, so prepare for on-subscription cloud services assault 07 Feb 08:33 | 7
Legal MPs: Lack of technical skills for Brexit could create 'damaging, unmanageable muddle' It only took 8 months to create a recruitment framework 07 Feb 09:03 | 185
Interview Infinidat techie: Let me tell you a thing or two about ruler-format SSDs They solve a problem of high flash capacity, says CTO... wait, what? 07 Feb 09:37 | 18
Devops Look at stupid, sexy Kubernetes with all the cloud firms hanging off its musclebound arms The container war is won – but what now? 07 Feb 10:04 | 12
Networks Mobe network Three's 'Make The Air Fair' ads deemed 'misleading' Spectrum-moaning campaign must not run again 07 Feb 10:36 | 6
On-Prem Wileyfox goes TITSUP*: Smartmobe maker calls in the administrators Funding from Russia dries up, staff chopped, buyer sought 07 Feb 11:18 | 91
Security Boffins crack smartphone location tracking – even if you've turned off the GPS Permission? Who needs it? 07 Feb 11:55 | 104
Personal Tech Indiegogo to ailing ZX Spectrum reboot firm: End of May... or we call the debt collector Retro Computers: 'We have not been issued with an ultimatum' 07 Feb 12:31 | 53
SaaS CLOUD Act hits Senate to lube up US access to data stored abroad That's 'Clarifying Lawful Overseas Use of Data'. Nice 07 Feb 13:41 | 37
Servers Monday: Intel defector touts Arm server chip. Wednesday: Intel shows off new server chips Xeon D-2100 a coincidence, Chipzilla assures us 07 Feb 14:00 | 26
Bootnotes ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t The 1970s called, they want their double entendres back 07 Feb 14:21 | 66
Legal Austrian privacy chief handed leash to EU's data protection beast Group warms up for greater powers once GDPR hits 07 Feb 15:31 | 13
Software Oh FNZ, Aviva! System back up, still trudging through queries backlog 2-day email turnarounds as users wail over payment lags 07 Feb 16:03 | 2
Science Bzzzt! If you're in one of these four British cities, that was a drone These critters might soon be airdropping your shopping 07 Feb 17:02 | 39
AI + ML I see you're writing a résumé?!.. LinkedIn parked in MS Word It's so unreal, didn't look out below. Watch the time go right out the Windows 07 Feb 20:23 | 100
Pic What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids Where's a sat-nav when you need one? 07 Feb 21:38 | 168
Personal Tech Your day's going crap? Let's rap. Snapchat self-splat chat app chaps zap $350m, Wall St saps clap A $3.45bn loss in a single year – buy buy buy, yell investors 07 Feb 22:49 | 7