SaaS Amazon manages to find a mere sliver of profit – just $2bn – out of $61bn in end-of-year sales AWS continues to rake in billions, too 02 Feb 00:31 | 16
SaaS Google prints money for Alphabet to stuff into Uncle Sam's pockets: $10bn blow from Donald Trump's tax shakeup Still made a huge profit in 2017 02 Feb 01:42 | 8
Personal Tech Apple: iPhone sales are down (but they've never been more lucrative) Mac also slips in Q1, but revenues don't feel a thing 02 Feb 02:29 | 45
Updated India signals ban on cryptocurrencies, embraces blockchain Doubles spending on digitisation efforts – and tariffs on electronics 02 Feb 04:02 | 24
UPDATE SAP made a mistake on its own blog - mobile platform to survive Cloud-herding plan still in force 02 Feb 05:02 | 3
Science Supermassive black holes scoff just one star per year, say space weight watchers Galaxies merged together house the greediest voids 02 Feb 06:07 | 12
Security Hey, you know what the internet needs? Yup, more industrial control systems for kids to hack Go on, shove another power plant or factory on the web 02 Feb 06:31 | 18
Analysis As Facebook pushes yet more fake articles, one news editor tells Mark to get a grip – or Zuck off Hard to hear when you're buried under piles of $$$ 02 Feb 07:06 | 41
Software No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft Support will also end on the same day Office 2016 shuffles off 02 Feb 07:28 | 264
On-Call Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial I know we were mean, but it was a holiday and she deserved it, says reader 02 Feb 08:02 | 186
On-Prem Lenovo stops the worst of the bleeding in data centre and mobile And would you believe all its profits come from PCs? 02 Feb 08:32 |
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Web searching died the day they invented SEO The truth is out there but you'll never find it 02 Feb 09:03 | 164
Interview Tall, slim models are coming to take over dumpy SSD territory We don't need oblong boxes designed for round disks any more 02 Feb 09:40 | 20
Devops DevOps: Bloody hell, we've got to think about security too! Sigh. Who wants coffee? How to bake in security to DevSecOps, er SecDevOps ... 02 Feb 10:19 | 16
Legal Capita contract probed after thousands of clinical letters stuffed in a drawer somewhere It was not contractually obliged to forward them so... 02 Feb 10:46 | 67
Science Disengage, disengage! Cali DMV reports show how often human drivers override robot cars Driverless tech not ready, to shock of nobody 02 Feb 11:21 | 67
Software You can find me in da club, database full of faces… but this ain't privacy watchers' jam Facial recognition app promises to verify your age to bouncers 02 Feb 11:58 | 20
Legal This is why we can't have nice things, BT tells Global Services after 3% sales droop Will no one rid me of this turbulent beast? 02 Feb 12:30 | 10
Security On the NHS tech team? Weep at ugly WannaCry post-mortem, smile as Health dept outlines plan Apparently, senior NHS Trust managers will be held accountable... stop giggling 02 Feb 13:08 | 55
Analysis Besides the XPoint: Persistent memory tech is cool, but the price tag... OUCH No economies of scale = piss-poor adoption 02 Feb 13:39 | 15
Giveaway Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing Would you eat it? Tell us why and you could win some Reg merch 02 Feb 14:18 | 298
Security Bluetooth 'Panty Buster' 'smart' sex toy fails penetration test Yep, it's yet another dildon’t 02 Feb 14:49 | 73
Storage Gartner casts runes to find object storage hero and 3 emerge: IBM Right outta the Big Blue 02 Feb 15:45 | 3
Exclusive AWS looks to tech old guard, hires EMEA boss Former HPE exec Andy Isherwood strolls into Bezos country 02 Feb 16:21 | 1
On-Prem Dell confirms: We're either going public – or VMware's gobbling us (or nothing will happen) SEC doc follows IPO, reverse-merge rumors 02 Feb 19:19 | 16
Legal Facebook-basher Schrems raises enough dosh to get his Noyb out 300k Euro fundraising leads to privacy NGO 02 Feb 19:48 | 12
Analysis Nunes FBI memo: Yep, it's every bit as terrible as you imagined The day Congress becomes a supermarket tabloid 02 Feb 21:15 | 156
Bootnotes A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines Claim of 'sovereign immunity' laughed out of court 02 Feb 22:37 | 144
Networks Patience you must have, says Voda: Biz in talks with Liberty Global for grabbing Euro assets Stop us if you've heard this one before: Two ISPs mull tie-up 02 Feb 23:23 | 4