Software Microsoft recommends you ignore Microsoft-recommended update Left hand quits trying to meet right hand, waves at customers saying 'don't break Skype' 26 Jun 01:11 | 54
On-Prem No-mere-hype hyper-converged systems clock hyper-growth IDC's tracker finds FlexPods flourishing, Vblocks/VxBlocks faltering 26 Jun 01:58 | 10
Security Tavis Ormandy to Microsoft: Have another Windows Defender vuln Microsoft to Tavis: Here's the fix. Any chance we could have a day off? 26 Jun 04:02 | 9
Science SpaceX nails two launches and barge landings in one weekend Your bike ride/Glastonbury/hookup with a hottie looks a bit less epic now, eh? 26 Jun 05:02 | 63
Security UK parliamentary email compromised after 'sustained and determined cyber attack' Brute force attack on weak passwords, cracked <90 email accounts 26 Jun 06:08 | 110
On-Prem Humanity is doomed: We watch 45 BILLION hours of YouTube a month And that's just the stuff Google can count on mobile devices 26 Jun 06:34 | 30
OSes Linus Torvalds slams 'pure garbage' from 'clowns' at Grsecurity 'I stopped trying to be polite about their BS', says Torvalds who plans Linux 4.12 next week 26 Jun 07:01 | 99
Personal Tech Verizon!-owned! Yahoo! bins! AT&T! IDs! for! Tumblr! logins! Yahoo!,Tumblr users need to register new email addresses 26 Jun 07:32 | 7
Opinion Despite high-profile hires, Apple's TV plans are doomed It's 'Amazon' how far behind it is... 26 Jun 08:01 | 69
Bootnotes Men charged with theft of free newspapers Bundles of future chip wrappers allegedly nabbed from London rail station 26 Jun 08:37 | 123
Storage The good kind of data sharing: Reg empties its storage news warehouse Products, hookups, support, click relief and more 26 Jun 09:03 | 9
Science Researchers solve screen glare nightmare with 'moth-eye' antireflective film £$% ambient... light! Can't see.. darn.. phone... screen 26 Jun 09:32 | 38
Storage Hyperconverged leapfrog: Dell EMC borg overtakes Nutanix Takes hyper-converged infrastructure appliance lead – analyst 26 Jun 10:30 | 49
Security Blighty's first aircraft carrier in six years is set to take to the seas HMS Queen Elizabeth prepares to sail for the first time 26 Jun 10:56 | 131
Security Australian govt promises to push Five Eyes nations to break encryption 2-day meeting will focus on getting firms to open back doors 26 Jun 11:27 | 106
Bootnotes Snoop Dogg swerves Glasto, plays Pure Storage gig #keepitreal 'Where all the sexy ladies at?' Snoop asks hall of middle-aged suits 26 Jun 12:06 | 14
Comment UK Parliament hack: Really, a brute-force attack? Really? Two words: Sweet 2FA 26 Jun 13:25 | 63
Legal Dell drops optical drive price-fixing lawsuit against Hitachi Let off the hook 26 Jun 14:38 | 1
Devops JFrog leaps, wolfs down CloudMunch DevOps vendor acquires intelligence platform 26 Jun 15:00 | 1
Personal Tech Games rights-holders tell ZX Spectrum reboot firm: Pay or we pull titles So, about that '1,000 games bundled with Vega+' boast, Retro Computers... 26 Jun 15:27 | 39
Legal Northern Ireland bags £150m for broadband pipes in £1bn Tory bribe Theresa showers DUP with gold to prop up minority government 26 Jun 16:02 | 102
Security Braking news: AA password reset email cockup crashes servers Motoring monolith stalls as punters slam into website 26 Jun 18:14 | 18
Analysis Coraid's Coile resurrects storage biz, swears off VCs' filthy Valley lucre Never again, he tells El Reg 26 Jun 19:23 | 2
Security Tremble in fear, America, as Daesh-bags scrawl cyber-graffiti on .gov webpages no one visits Oh no, not Ohio's Dept of Rehabilitation and Corrections 26 Jun 19:53 | 19
Updated Robocall spammers, you have one new voicemail message: Cut it out! Senator Schumer asks Ajit Pai to protect Americans. Good luck with that 26 Jun 20:10 | 38
SaaS We'll drag Microsoft in front of Supremes over Irish email spat – DoJ US prosecutors ask top court to mull overseas data slurping 26 Jun 21:55 | 56
Legal Queensland Police want access to locked devices Protecting from terrorists, naturally 26 Jun 23:24 | 20
Security US engineer in the clink for wrecking ex-bosses' smart meter radio masts with Pink Floyd lyrics Why does anyone do anything? I don't know, I was really drunk at the time 26 Jun 23:42 | 63