Intel's Optane in PCs is as good as it will get for years, says analyst You could wait for servers and apps to grok storage-class RAM … or just supercharge 'puters Storage28 Apr 2017 | 24
Arcserve gobbles up email biz to sate hunger for message archiving We're trying our best here, OK? Storage28 Apr 2017 |
Phew! Chrome to warn when you watch insecure smut Google's ongoing HTTP exposé comes to Incognito Mode and forms Software28 Apr 2017 | 23
Software woes keep NASA's new crewed missions grounded Space Launch System and Orion Crew Vehicle won't lift off for planned 2018 test flight Legal28 Apr 2017 | 17
Scratch the Surface: Slabtop sales slump takes the shine off Microsoft's 2017 so far Phones also dead – but hey, $53m profit A DAY is still $53m On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 32
Shock horror: US military sticks jump leads on human brains to teach them a lesson DARPA's current thinking for potential future bright sparks Science28 Apr 2017 | 25
Amid all the fanfare and cheerleading, Amazon's AWS growth is slowing 'Meteoric' success downgraded to mere 'rocketing' SaaS28 Apr 2017 | 7
Australian Federal Police accessed metadata without warrant, broke law Single phone call by journalist probed, Feds then self-report breach to Ombudsman Legal28 Apr 2017 | 9
That YouTube ad boycott had square-root of sod-all effect on Google's insane cash machine License to print money renewed in full, thanks to mobile On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 12
Kali Linux can now use cloud GPUs for password-cracking Kali's a favourite for white hats, but that doesn't stop black hats guys from using it too Security28 Apr 2017 | 7
Waiter? There's a mouse in my motherboard and this server is greasy! ON-CALL Support chap reveals the squalid horror of restaurant computers On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 72
Last year's ICO fines would be 79 times higher under GDPR TalkTalk's £400,000 penalty was big – how about £59 MILLION? Security28 Apr 2017 | 31
Facebook and Google gobble '99 per cent of new digital ad cash' Ad biz disputes claims, but duopoly marches on On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 20
Flatpak and Snaps aren't destined for graveyard of failed Linux tech yet Independence from distros Software28 Apr 2017 | 28
Oh lordy, WD just SCHOOLED Seagate in running a disk drive biz Analysis Looks like revenues are up by almost $6bn Storage28 Apr 2017 | 14
Need the toilet? Wanna watch a video ad about erectile dysfunction? Something for the Weekend, Sir? Please now wash your hands On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 103
It's paydaygeddon! NatWest account transfers 'disappearing' (not really) Thousands left terrified worrying about limiting their beer intake this month On-Prem28 Apr 2017 | 35
Just delete the internet – pr0n-blocking legislation receives Royal Assent Oh, and voting is the only say you get in how the government handles your information Legal28 Apr 2017 | 134
BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly.... BOFH28 Apr 2017 | 90
Apple fanbois are officially sheeple. Yes, you heard. Deal with it Offended? Go hassle Merriam-Webster, not us Bootnotes28 Apr 2017 | 82
Sneaky 'fileless' malware flung at Israeli targets via booby-trapped Word docs Spies, bank raiders gravitate to growing stealth technique Security28 Apr 2017 | 17
Well, hot-diggity-damn, BlackBerry's KEYone is one hell of a comeback 24-Hour Test Much, much more than a nostalgia trip Personal Tech28 Apr 2017 | 83
Just how screwed is IT at the Home Office? Ageing systems, Brexit, exodus of contractors, delayed agile projects... Legal28 Apr 2017 | 55
Microsoft's Azure cloud feels the pinch in price war with Amazon's AWS Analysis Ah, the old 'Windows upsell' one-two SaaS28 Apr 2017 | 11
A sensible Internet of Things investment house? Breed Reply looks like it So far, no silly Bluetooth toothbrushes Edge + IoT28 Apr 2017 | 7
M6 crowned crappiest motorway for 4G signal Now to find out if it has fewer crashes... Networks28 Apr 2017 | 49
Fancy a toothpicked-rollmop from our storage smorgasbord? All the bits and pieces: It's like the three-day weekend has come early Storage28 Apr 2017 | 6
Linux Mint-using terror nerd awaits sentence for training Islamic State Paranoid fella hid operating system, weapons manuals in USB drive cufflinks, no less OSes28 Apr 2017 | 80
O (n^2) Canada! Code bugs knacker buses, TV, broadband, phone lines Like their hockey teams, Canadian systems went down this week eh Software28 Apr 2017 | 25
Apache OpenOffice: Not dead yet, you'll just have to wait until mid-May for mystery security fixes Reference to vulns suddenly vanishes after El Reg probe Software28 Apr 2017 | 61
Bullyboy Apple just blew a $500m hole in our wallet, cries Qualcomm Chip biz says Cook's crew has commanded tech world to withhold patent dosh Personal Tech28 Apr 2017 | 31
NSA pulls plug on some email spying before Congress slaps it down Updated Curious time to stop listening to Americans talking about foreigners, eh, Donald? Security28 Apr 2017 | 24
It's a question worth asking: Why is the FCC boss being such a jerk? Special report The answer – because net-neutrality slayer Ajit Pai wants to stay in charge Legal28 Apr 2017 | 77