Applications 2016: Snapchat loses $515m... 2017: Snapchat rips veil off $3bn IPO 'AND WE MAY NEVER MAKE A PROFIT,' laughs photo-spaff app maker all way to the bank 03 Feb 00:23 | 33
On-Prem What's big, orange, outrageous, promising to create US jobs, and sinking in popularity? No, not Trump... think clouds and parcels 03 Feb 01:04 | 6
Devops VMware reveals a semi-secret cut of NSX aimed at DevOps types NSX-T takes network virtualization into the weird world of cloud-native apps 03 Feb 02:29 |
UPDATE Particle accelerator hacked: Boffins' hashed passwords beamed up The Australian Synchrotron warns it's been wormholed, but not dangerously 03 Feb 02:41 | 17
Security Popular hacker warkit Metasploit now hacks hardware and cars Coming soon: Cracking IoT kit and industrial control systems 03 Feb 03:58 | 3
Comment Fused box: Look who's containerizing storage, security and apps We take a look at a couple of startups and their hype 03 Feb 05:02 |
Software ServiceNow pals up with Palo Alto and ties up with Tanium Security ops service adds more sources telling you when to panic, and how much 03 Feb 05:30 |
Personal Tech Tablets become feebleslabs as sales spiral down Even detachables like the Surface are making buyers snooze 03 Feb 05:58 | 58
Usenix Enigma 2017 AI vuln-hunter bots have seen things you people wouldn't believe New classes of bugs found by machine-learning-powered tools 03 Feb 06:33 | 17
Usenix Enigma 2017 GCHQ cyber-chief slams security outfits peddling 'medieval witchcraft' It's not Advanced Persistent Threats, it's Adequate Pernicious Toerags 03 Feb 07:03 | 57
ON-CALL Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists Happy days as reader impersonates The Fonz 03 Feb 07:19 | 82
AI + ML Humanity needs you... to build an AI bot that can finger rotten headlines Identifying fake news is too hard at the moment, say developers, but we can spot lies in headings 03 Feb 07:42 | 28
Devops For $deity's sake, smile! It's Friday! Sad coders write bad code – official Boffins urge bosses to keep their developers cheerful 03 Feb 07:56 | 47
Logowatch David Hockney creates new Sun masthead. Now for The Reg... Over to you, dear readers. Start your MS Paint engines! 03 Feb 08:33 | 98
On-Prem HPE raises 'at risk' flag over hundreds of Brit services techies Firm still Helping People Exit ahead of the CSC spin merger 03 Feb 09:04 | 23
Security UK.gov slammed by Parliamentary types for 'dysfunctional' infosec Report warns of 'inconsistent' and 'chaotic' response to routine data breaches 03 Feb 09:35 | 5
Episode 1 BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me Letting go never felt so good 03 Feb 10:05 | 129
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Would you like to know why I get a lot of action at night? I'm an 'early riser', if you know what I mean 03 Feb 10:32 | 81
Networks Ofcom splashed 11% more cash on legal costs with £4.9m war chest Spending fluctuates on how 'companies respond to our decisions' 03 Feb 11:06 | 2
Security UK defence secretary: Russian hacks are destabilising Western democracy And no one has any idea what to actually do about it 03 Feb 11:33 | 79
SaaS Guess who's suffering an email outage. Go on, it's as easy as 123-Reg The highest levels of service 03 Feb 12:02 | 47
Poll Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord Decisions, decisions. Lucky number 13? 03 Feb 12:33 | 204
On-Prem Chinese pirates are facing lifelong 'social credit' downgrade Guys, this Black Mirror episode is really long and too realistic 03 Feb 13:02 | 18
Storage You better layer up, Micron's working on next-generation XPoint New memory, quad-level cell flash, and increased layering 03 Feb 13:31 | 8
Security Chinese hackers switch tactics for spying on Russian jet makers New spear-phishing method for copy-pasting military hardware 03 Feb 13:58 | 39
Edge + IoT Don't let cloud slurp all your data. Chew it on the edge, says HPE Imagine playing office football with a compute rack on castors 03 Feb 14:29 | 3
SaaS Brexploitation? Adobe gets creative with price hikes It's all the fault of the GBP, says US titan... doesn't mention Mr Farage 03 Feb 15:02 | 61
Storage White-knight investors or capitalist cannibals? VIEX vexes Quantum Board takeover still on the cards 03 Feb 15:32 | 2
Software Fears Windows code-signing changes will screw up QA process Developers remain unconvinced by CASC's novel innovation 03 Feb 16:01 | 23
Updated Sophos update borks systems at London NHS trust Rubber gloves on as techies probe root cause 03 Feb 16:42 | 13
Interview New US Net Neutrality law coming 'within three months' – advisor What the FCC did next 03 Feb 17:32 | 9
Storage Awoogah, enterprise bods: Tintri recruits Echo Alexa speechbot Bleeding – speaking – edge of sysadmin interface development 03 Feb 18:44 | 14
Legal USA! USa! Udia! India! India! Apple nudges iPhone production base Only 8,500 miles off, President Snowflake 03 Feb 19:25 | 26
Devops Microsoft foists fake file system for fat Git repos No more days off after typing 'git clone' 03 Feb 20:22 | 38
Science Uncle Sam probes SpaceX – but crack nothing to be alarmed about, we're told Boeing not safe for humans yet, either, apparently 03 Feb 21:07 | 25
On-Prem Comcast staffers join walkout over Trump's immigration crackdown Not even cable giants immune to employee protest 03 Feb 21:46 | 63
Updated FYI: Ticking time-bomb fault will brick Cisco gear after 18 months Replacement units will be on their way – just don't call it a recall 03 Feb 23:32 | 49