Personal Tech Fitbit throws fit, emits writ for outfit's non-hit, rather sh*t, 'Fitbit' kit Reseller accused of passing off malfunctioning health bands as refurbished gear 10 Jan 2017 | 15
Science Asteroid nearly gave Earth a new feature, two days after its discovery First flyby for 2017 10 Jan 2017 | 64
On-Prem Is! Yahoo! dead?! Why! web! biz! will! rename! to! Altaba! – the! truth! Verizon deal looks like it could go ahead 10 Jan 2017 | 47
Personal Tech Too much landfill, too little purpose: CES 2017 Tech sector needs decluttering 10 Jan 2017 | 52
Security Two years on, thousands of unpatched Magento shops still being carded German infosec agency: 'Patch! Patch! PAAAATTCCCCHHHH! 10 Jan 2017 | 3
Bootnotes Happy 20th birthday to the RADIUS RFC In January 1997, the Internet learned to count 10 Jan 2017 | 13
Security Autocomplete a novel phishing hole for Chrome, Safari crims Hidden forms capture LastPass autofill 10 Jan 2017 | 18
Science You know how cop cars pile into each other in old comedy movies? That's how the Moon was built, say boffins Moonlets glommed together 10 Jan 2017 | 23
Security Like stealing data from a kid: LA school pays web scum US$28,000 ransom No chance of data retrieval, experts say 10 Jan 2017 | 38
Reader appeal You have the right to be informed: Write to UK.gov, save El Reg Section 40, Crime and Courts Act 2013, threatens our work for you 10 Jan 2017 | 178
Software Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death dead in latest Windows 10 preview Turn your PC into a green-eyed monster 10 Jan 2017 | 105
Legal NGO to crowdfund legal challenge against Investigatory Powers Act Armed with EU ruling, Liberty seeks to nix indiscriminate surveillance 10 Jan 2017 | 37
Security Rethink on bank cybersecurity rules might only follow major bank breach, says expert Banks 'effectively unregulated on cybersecurity' 10 Jan 2017 | 21
Edge + IoT Reg man howls over HPE Moonshot IoT box But... but... you're using it... as just another VDI box 10 Jan 2017 | 7
Channel Hey Brit Transport Police, your tech supplier has changed ownership MTI Europe swaps one private equity parent for another 10 Jan 2017 | 2
Security What do you call a firm that leaves customer financials unencrypted on a hard drive? RSA No really. Insurer's details on 60k people lost forever 10 Jan 2017 | 31
Security Because I'm bad, I'm bad, Shamoon: PC wiper tried to shut down Saudi snapshot defences Version 2: Sinister malware just got sinistererer 10 Jan 2017 | 12
Bootnotes Let's go ARM wrestling with an SEO link spammer Love your content about muscle! (and a proposal) 10 Jan 2017 | 19
Storage Kaminario gets cash for K2 biz flash dash F-round funding is vote of confidence in its prospects 10 Jan 2017 |
Virtualization Citrix buys Unidesk for massive Microsoft Windows rollouts Clouds, Win 10 and app 'layering' 10 Jan 2017 | 5
On-Prem Snapchat chooses London for international headquarters Media luvvies and adland the lure 10 Jan 2017 | 22
iPhone at 10 How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism Jobs dared take on the GSM chumocracy – and won 10 Jan 2017 | 95
Security UK Parliament suddenly remembers it wants to bone up cyber security *cough* Russia *cough* Well, they did say it was a priority in 2010 10 Jan 2017 | 33
Security EU tosses Europe's cookies... popups But still really keen on user consent, commish insists 10 Jan 2017 | 19
Storage A tale of two conferences: AWS storms ahead, HPE seems to flounder Discover and re:Invent; infrastructure vs services 10 Jan 2017 | 11
Bootnotes Crumbs. Exceedingly good cakes, meat dressing price hike in wake of the Brexit Mr Kipling and Bisto prices on the up, owner confirms 10 Jan 2017 | 94
Networks Virgin surprises market by hopping into bed with BT for MVNO love-in Best of frenemies 10 Jan 2017 | 23
On-Prem Rackspace enters tipping-point year with newly minted sales chief Veteran support Racker Cotten takes on global business role 10 Jan 2017 | 4
Analysis Talena wants to be distributed database data management rock Second app-aware deduper for distributed databases 10 Jan 2017 |
On-Prem Google must be Beaming as Apache announces its new top-level projects eBay's Eagle monitoring software also soaring with open-source foundation 10 Jan 2017 | 5
OSes It's now 2017, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a Word file Also: Edge is foiled by hyperlinks, Windows Server fails at authentication requests, and Microsoft is a $486bn company 10 Jan 2017 | 62
Systems This'll be the next thing Trump crows about: Apple assembling servers on American soil Jobs created, jobs lost – and we're not talking Steve 10 Jan 2017 | 48
Legal Oz government on its Centrelink debacle: 'This is fine' Why stop digging when we've only just started? 10 Jan 2017 | 30