Bootnotes OkCupid falls out of love with 'anti-gay' Firefox, tells people to see other browsers Says it wishes 'enemy' firm 'nothing but failure' 01 Apr 00:45 | 143
Channel Boeing, Cupertino to 'explore weaponisation of Apple technologies' Tech used in MacBook Air's aluminum chassis slated to become wings for killer drones 01 Apr 01:04 | 39
Networks FCC doubles 5GHz spectrum in prep for one-gigabit Wi-Fi Licensed and unlicensed spectrum 'less oil & vinegar and more peanut butter & jelly' 01 Apr 01:35 | 19
Legal Dotcom wants NZ to have fiat-backed crypto-currency Not an April Fool joke, apparently 01 Apr 03:02 | 1
Channel Huawei rakes in £2 BEEELLION in profits Shenzhen stalwart bolsters international rep 01 Apr 03:32 | 2
Networks Asia's internet in peril as cable network breaks in TWO places Philippine telco tries to calm angry customers with backup plan 01 Apr 04:32 | 17
On-Prem BlackBerry sucker-punches TV star Ryan Seacrest in patent brawl American Idol's Typo slapped with sales ban in keyboard spat 01 Apr 04:46 | 15
April Fool BT Tower to be replaced by 3D printed BT Tower Britain leads the world as safe lightweight landmark replaces telecoms colossus 01 Apr 05:02 | 49
Science Can you tell a man's intelligence simply by looking at him? Yes So says a Czech study – but the same doesn't hold true for women 01 Apr 05:36 | 72
Security Researcher lights fire under Tesla security Needs two-factor authentication now 01 Apr 06:03 | 8
Software Chinese patent app tries to own Wine on ARM More software patent silliness 01 Apr 06:25 | 22
Storage SanDisk offers Cloudspeed flash options for pockets deep and shallow 'Extreme' means 'Best', 'Eco' means 'opposite of best' 01 Apr 07:02 |
Channel Snowden leaks made us look twice at cloud suppliers – biz bods Survey: Corporates putting cloud firms under closer scrutiny 01 Apr 07:24 | 17
Sysadmin blog Titanfall, shoot-'em-up gamers, cloudy contracts and cattle Efficiency by numbers: It's wonderful, it's horrible and it is the future 01 Apr 08:03 | 26
April Fool NSA plans to FREE YOUR DATA with range of cloud services, analytics 'Why pay providers to store or analyse your stuff? We've already done it' 01 Apr 09:01 | 44
Software That's it, we're all really OLD: Google's Gmail is 10 ALREADY They just wanted to beat off Hotmail, AOL and Yahoo! 01 Apr 10:01 | 64
Video Google asks April Fools: Want a job? Be our 'Pokemon Master' Mountain View is prankin' like it's 1999... 01 Apr 10:27 | 14
Channel MPs attack BT's 'monopolistic' grip on gov-subsidised £1.2bn rural broadband rollout No 'meaningful competition', committee says 01 Apr 11:04 | 65
Storage Scality slips its Ring around Kinetic drives An object of Seagate’s exercise 01 Apr 11:17 | 2
Channel HP settles lawsuit after Mad Leo's WebOS and PC biz shenanigans Firm to pay $57m to investors 01 Apr 11:41 | 4
Review HTC One M8: Reg man takes spin in Alfa Romeo of smartphone world Nippy, gorgeous featu... Sigh. You're buying BMW, aren't you? 01 Apr 12:00 | 85
On-Prem Yahoo! keen! to! slurp! news! video! distie! site! It has Katie Couric, now Purple Palace reportedly wants NDN 01 Apr 12:37 | 6
Channel HP workers under shadow of the axe edge towards ballot box Union PCS testing appetite for 'action short of strike action' 01 Apr 13:32 | 7
Storage LaCie adds fire to Fuel: Revs Wi-Fi external storage gadget to 2TB More wireless stash space for your mobile devices 01 Apr 14:02 | 10
On-Prem Capita splashes £80m on network biz Updata Greedy integrator snaps up public sector partner - as we predicted 01 Apr 15:02 | 1
Legal BT befriends Google's lonely TV dongle – and saves YouView Chromecast gets footie 01 Apr 15:24 | 19
On-Prem BT merges iNet and Engage IT divisions under one roof Grabs Plusnet CEO, dangles redundo carrot to lure staff out 01 Apr 16:33 | 5
Legal US judge tells Marvell to pay Carnegie Mellon Uni $1.5bn in patent fallout Chipmaker to cough for 'wilful infringement' of uni's IP 01 Apr 17:01 | 15
Channel Oracle shoves IBM out of world's No 2 software seller spot – Gartner Larry Ellison squeaks in behind Microsoft, Salesforce breaks into top 10 01 Apr 17:21 | 9
Security Password bug let me see shoppers' credit cards in eBay ProStores, claims infosec bod Online bazaar fixes store account hijack flaw, we're told 01 Apr 19:02 | 5
Updated Intel's DIY MinnowBoard goes Max: More oomph for half the price Raspberry Pi's ARM not enough for your hacking needs? How about 64-bit x86? 01 Apr 19:29 | 21
Pic Soccer's dull? A MIND-CONTROLLED robo-suit will be used to take first World Cup 2014 kick Checkmate, nerds 01 Apr 19:59 | 28
Legal Hotmail-gate: Windows 8 code leaker pleads guilty to theft of trade secrets On the bright side, he's won our world's worst software pirate prize 01 Apr 20:29 | 19
Networks Page through Page's page page-views: Google+ shows how many saw your profile Proof+ someone+ else+ is+ on+ the+ website+ too+ 01 Apr 21:27 | 6
Software Psst, you want NoSQL? We got NoSQL, says MariaDB: v10 now out New CONNECT engine lets MySQL fork reach into non-relational databases 01 Apr 22:01 |
Personal Tech 'iPhone 6' with '4.7-inch' display 'coming soon', but '5.5-incher' 'delayed' Just transplant phone guts into a 27-inch iMac, remove its stand, and be done with it 01 Apr 22:18 | 31
Legal Money? What money? Lawyer for accused Silk Road boss claims you can't launder Bitcoin Wants all charges dismissed in New York case 01 Apr 22:39 | 50
Bootnotes Chinese company counters pollution by importing fresh air Citizens line up for bags of that sweet, sweet mountain air 01 Apr 23:06 | 18
Personal Tech Apple poking at idea of bayonet phone fittings System could bring new lens options for iOS devices 01 Apr 23:31 | 31