HP exec: 'It's our GOD-GIVEN right' to rule the world of biz fondleslabs
It is HP's "God-given right" to take control of the business tablet space given the company's standing in the notebook and desktop client market, according to colourful exec Jos Brenkel.
Another day, another nasty Android vuln
The security researcher who last year sucked thousands of IDs out of Apple's Developer Centre site has turned his gaze onto Android and turned up a bug that Trend Micro says is exploitable.
Bulls hit city streets after alleged Samsung ad shoot hits the fan
The hipster-infused suburb of Newtown in the Australian city of Sydney was today treated to the sight of two water buffalos walking down its main street, reportedly thanks to a SNAFU at a shoot for a Samsung advertisement.
Palo Alto Networks splashes $US200 million on Cyvera
Palo Alto Networks has announced that it's buying Tel Aviv-based Cyvera for $US200 million, including $US88 million in cash.
Facebook snubbed Google's Silicon Valley wage-strangle pact, Sheryl Sandberg claims
Facebook chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg has claimed her company rebuffed Google's attempt to form a pact that would have suppressed engineers' salaries.
IBM Boffins KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, thanks to Twitter
If you thought refraining from geotagging your Tweets or photos was enough to keep your secrets from the world at large, think again: IBM researchers say a Twitter user's primary location can be inferred from their behaviour, with accuracy as high as 68 per cent.
Ray-Ban to produce Google Glass data-goggs: Cool - or Tool?
Luxottica, the holding company for pricey eyeware brands Ray-Ban, Oakley, Persol and even Burberry, has inked a deal that will see it design stylish versions of Google's “glass” tech specs.
Microsoft Australia slashes price of Surface Pro 128GB by $AUD400
Walk into JB HiFi, Australia's most prominent purveyor of consumer electronics, and slap down $AUD597. You'll walk out with this HP 15-d004au and its 15.6-in screen, quad-core AMD A6-5200 running at 2 GHz and packing a Radeon HD 8400 graphics card, 2GB of RAM and a 500GB disk.
Blinking good: LG launches smart light bulb for Android/iOS
LG has launched the Smart Lamp, a hi-tech light bulb which can be controlled by smartphone that looks to have the potential to both secure an office and liven up the Christmas party held within its walls.
Microsoft issues less-than-helpful tips to XP holdouts
Microsoft seems to have realised what most everyone figured out years ago: come April 9 there will still be millions upon millions of computers running Windows XP and therefore open to all sorts of potential attacks.
Dotcom's Mega looks for a backdoor onto NZ stock exchange
Kim Dotcom’s cloud storage business Mega Ltd has announced plans to go public with a NZ$210 million (£109m) backdoor listing on the New Zealand stock exchange, which will open the firm up to a whole new level of scrutiny.
Forget black hats – the best hackers are going grey and getting legit
A report from the Rand Corporation suggests the increasing market for software vulnerabilities that can be sold legitimately is tempting the most 1337 hackers and crackers to go legit, rather than suffer the vagaries of the black market in code and credentials.
Stop skiving: Computers can SEE THROUGH your FAKE PAIN
Canadian boffins have designed a computer program that can recognise the signs of real pain on a person's face more accurately than a human being.
The Reg's desert XP-ocalypse aversion plan revealed
Next week, The Reg heads into Australia's red centre to perform a Windows XP to Windows 7 upgrade at the Wirliyatjarrayi Learning Centre, a facility in the tiny central Australian town of Willowra.
Bruce Schneier sneers at IBM's NSA denials
Ten days ago IBM issued ”A Letter to Our Clients About Government Access to Data” that, as we reported, swore on all that is good and holy that it did not hand over data to the NSA and would never do such a thing.
Atlantis: That whole storage Holy Grail thing? We've only gone and DONE IT
Blocks and FilesWhen we said that storage nirvana would be the ability to have VSAN virtualised storage containers and physical SAN array resources managed by the same policy-driven software abstraction layer, we little imagined a software supplier would pop up and say: “We can do that.”
Cybercrook? Bent on mischief? WE'LL GET YOU, vow Facebook and pals
Internet heavyweights have teamed up to form a non-profit organisation designed to supply internet infrastructure operators with free tools and intelligence in the fight against cybercrime.
From corporate bod to startup star: The 10-month gig that changed everything
For pretty much my entire career as a techie (variously a developer, manager, and consultant) I’ve worked for very large, usually global, companies, most of them in the financial industry. A couple of years ago I decided I needed a break from that world.
GSMA: EU net neutrality reforms are the enemy of business
Proposed reforms designed to ensure net neutrality across the European Union will hinder innovation to the detriment of businesses and consumers, according to a leading global mobile operators' association.
We dig into the GTech GDrive Mobile ... and watch WORST tear-down vid OF ALL TIME
ReviewNot so long ago, El Reg was pulling apart, in every sense of the phrase, Elgato’s Thunderbolt Drive+ SSD. A portable 512GB storage device with USB 3.0 and Thunderbolt interfacing. It put in a nifty performance, for sure, but man, it was pricey.
Schoolkids given WORLD'S CHEAPEST TABLETS: Is it really that hard to swallow?
Sysadmin BlogFor some time now The Register has been tracking an effort by the Indian government to provide their schoolchildren with low cost tablets. The subsidised cost of the devices for Indian families is slated to be 1,500 rupees (£14, $24), with the unsubsidised version available to the rest of the world for £30.
MPs blast HMRC for using anti-terrorism laws against whistleblower
The chair of the Public Accounts Committee Margaret Hodge has said she was "shocked to her bone" that the tax authority used laws put in place to combat terrorism to investigate an employee after he blew the whistle on a deal to let Goldman Sachs cut £8m to £20m from its tax bill.
It's EE vs Vodafone: 'How good is my signal' study descends into network bunfight
Vodafone has implied that a mobile network test by RootMetrics was not "impartial" and included dodgy data. Vodafone came bottom in the testing. EE, which came top in the testing, has reacted with outrage at Vodafone's assertion.
ISPs' pirate-choking blocking measures ARE effective – music body
High Court orders dished out to telcos in the UK and elsewhere in the European Union demanding that they block access to sites serving pirated content have helped to decrease access to BitTorrent trackers, a music industry body has claimed.
Put your feet up and make the virtual data centre work for you
Many of the companies I have worked and consulted for over the years have rented server space from service providers.
Analyse this: Gartner eyes up everyone's mid-range arrays
Gartner has rated mid-range arrays in a report - Critical Capabilities for General-Purpose, Midrange Storage Arrays - which includes the expected mainstream vendors as well as three startups.
Feds land first convictions over pirated mobile apps
The US has enforced its first convictions for illegally distributing counterfeit mobile apps, after two Florida men pleaded guilty for their part in a scheme that sold pirated apps with a total retail value of more than $700,000.
Improbable: YOU gave model Lily Cole £200k for her Impossible.com whimsy-site
Special ReportWhy is the UK taxpayer funding a millionaire supermodel and actress to build a website that replicates the "Help Needed" pages of Craigslist and Freecycle? Using information gleaned from Freedom of Information requests, we’ve attempted to find out.
Apple hires ex-SENATE staffer for added WASHINGTON POWER
Apple has hired a veteran Washington lobbyist in an apparent attempt to boost its influence in the seat of American power.
British trolls to face 'tougher penalties' over online abuse
The Tory-led government is supporting calls for more stringent legislation to tackle trolls who hurl abuse at others online in England and Wales.
SAP gives Hadoop users keys to HANA kitchen, lets them eat data from other systems
SAP has woken up to the growing pools of data in enterprises kept within the Hadoop File System and has simplified how people can pull this into HANA.
Google slashes cloud storage to $0.026 per GB. Your move, Amazon
GCPLiveGoogle has dramatically lowered its cloud prices far below those of its rivals – as the search kingpin seeks to eradicate the fat profit margins of the cloud industry.
Meet Microsoft's latest Windows Server reseller – come on down, Google
GCPLiveGoogle is going to serve up Microsoft Windows in virtual machines on its Compute Engine service as the web giant hopes to dethrone Amazon as the king of the cloud.
Apple says sayonara to Samsung's ninjas: iPad, iPhone don't infringe comms patents – report
Apple's iPhone 4 and 4S and iPad 2 products do not violate Samsung-owned patents, a judge in Tokyo ruled today, according to reports.
Nvidia unveils Pascal, its next-gen GPU with hella-fast interconnects and 3D packaging
GTCNvidia has announced its next-generation GPU, and with it a new interconnect it dubs NVLink that it says will increase the bandwidth among GPUs – and also CPUs, should a processor designer implement it – over that of PCIe by five to twelve times.
Facebook swallows Oculus VR goggle-geeks. Did that really happen?
Facebook has bought startup Oculus VR, which makes the much-hyped virtual-reality Rift headsets, for $2bn.