Science Sensation: Chinese Jade Rabbit FOUND ON MOON Conspiracy theorists suggest it is not rabbit but PHOTOCOPIER 16 Dec 00:05 | 71
Legal Pirate Bay ties up in Peru You can take our domain name but you cannae take our IP ADDRESS 16 Dec 02:04 | 34
Security NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs' Un-named PC maker sought help to defeat un-named nation's PC-bricking plan 16 Dec 03:13 | 169
Security Old Apple Safaris leave IDs and passwords for scavengers to peck Keep Calm And Don't Reopen All Windows from Last Session, says Kaspersky 16 Dec 04:58 | 10
Science Brilliant Brit bloke builds breakfast-belching BACON DRONE Bezos-busting chopper 'a breakthrough moment for humanity' 16 Dec 05:59 | 28
OSes Munich signs off on Open Source project Linux and LibreOffice now humming away on 15,000 Bavarian desktops 16 Dec 07:02 | 143
SFW Twitterers rally round #CensoredUK - to demand more porn First they came for the grumble flicks, but I didn't speak out 'cos I was, erm, busy 16 Dec 08:01 | 98
Networks Steelie Neelie: EU biz can use YOUR private data WITHOUT PERMISSION 'Part-anonymise' it and you're good to go, says unelected digital czar 16 Dec 09:02 | 31
Science Cambs prof scoops $3m Fundamental Physics prize For working on 'unification of the fundamental physical forces of the UNIVERSE' 16 Dec 09:29 | 23
Product roundup Station to station: Ten DAB-Bluetooth combo radios Take your pick – airwaves entertainment or stream your own 16 Dec 10:03 | 49
Analysis How did hybrid flashy bods Nimble Storage's IPO go so smoothly? Staying cool on losses seems to have paid off 16 Dec 10:48 | 4
Analysis That Google ARM love-in: They want it for their own s*** and they don't want Bing having it Custom RAM chippery, low power, and more 16 Dec 11:01 | 59
On-Prem Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS? Boston Dynamics, maker of Cheetah and WildCat bots, joins the Chocolate Factory 16 Dec 11:18 | 42
Exclusive Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT Nothing to do with criticising GCHQ and the NSA, insists telco 16 Dec 11:37 | 69
Legal Yahoo! boss! Mayer! sez! soz! for! lengthy! mail! outage! Whimsy turns to whoopsy for Marissa as she coughs to tumble on Tumblr 16 Dec 12:16 | 18
OSes Red Hat snuggles up to Dell with 'enterprise grade' OpenStack offer PC maker puts iron into Linux lovers' private cloud dreams 16 Dec 13:03 | 6
Networks Nominet seeks royal approval for pisspoor .uk domain name push Unwanted suffix foisted on Royal Family and legal eagles 16 Dec 13:31 | 36
Channel Excise Xmas prezzie indecision MISERY with El Reg’s gift guide² What the heck am I going to get for Auntie Flo? What a brilliant idea, Register! 16 Dec 14:00 | 60
Networks Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence Ed Vaizey kicks analogue switchoff can down the road 16 Dec 14:29 | 90
Security Unlocking CryptoLocker: How infosec bods hunt the fiends behind it Looks like 2013's nastiest cyber-threat is run from Eastern Europe - or Russia 16 Dec 15:32 | 40
On-Prem Striking Amazonians warn: Don't rely on us for Christmas pressies German box-shifters in joint protest with US staff in Seattle 16 Dec 15:58 | 32
Interview Microsoft's cloudy chief: Azure reliability knocks your own kit for six 'If you want to reach the globe the most, we're the cloud vendor to do it' 16 Dec 16:50 | 37
Storage Netlist sues Diablo and SMART Storage after whistleblower reveals alleged IP theft Anon scribe says company slurped proprietary info 16 Dec 16:56 | 1
On-Prem Avago Technologies chomps up LSI for BEELLLIONS - in CASH Six point six billion dollars, to be precise. But what's the plan? 16 Dec 17:33 | 8
On-Prem Violin cuts strings with CEO: Don Basile axed post-IPOcalypse Data storage upstart begins search for new boss 16 Dec 20:24 | 1
Legal Turnbull's NBN is startup-land's litmus test Universal 25Mbps is a big improvement so let's see some innovation! 16 Dec 20:47 | 24
Databases MongoDB rival RethinkDB gets $8m in filthy valley lucre infusion On the 16th day of Christmas my true VC gave to me... 16 Dec 21:27 | 2
Analysis Google's Dart on target to replace JavaScript? That'll be the day Ecma standards effort won't topple web's lingua franca 16 Dec 23:10 | 20
Legal HOLD THE PHONE, NSA! Judge bans 'Orwellian' US cellphone records slurp In theory - Obama government granted time to fight injunction 16 Dec 23:38 | 29