On-Prem
Facebook Zucks up $2bn sales, record profit - but stock fell. What gives?
More mobile users and more ads added up to a solid quarter
31 Oct 00:12 | 3
31st > October > 2013 Archive
Security
Lavabit, Silent Circle form Dark Mail Alliance to destroy email snooping
Plans to open source end-to-end email encryption for all
31 Oct 00:28 | 22
Legal
NSA, UK hacked Yahoo! and Google data center interconnects – report
Project MUSCULAR taps millions of YOUR records a month
31 Oct 00:44 | 73
Pics
Google's new Glass: Now with audio connection INSIDE the SKULL
First photos reveal new in-ear audio system
31 Oct 00:56 | 62
Science
Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL
But that too is knowledge, grasshopper
31 Oct 02:02 | 187
On-Prem
Twitter duped us, coupon-clippers claim
Lawsuit lands ahead of IPO
31 Oct 02:32 | 11
Security
Crypto protocols mostly crocked says euro infosec think-tank ENISA
Get ready to change ciphers and double key lengths if you want to live
31 Oct 02:58 | 32
Virtualization
VMware brings big data to vSphere standard edition
Hadoop, reduced
31 Oct 04:02 |
Personal Tech
'Tablet' no longer means 'iPad': Apple share PLUMMETS below 30%
Shipments stalled in Q3 as Samsung and Lenovo surged
31 Oct 04:32 | 62
Security
Mavericks Mail's spam-spewing 'flaw' was scripted by red-faced user
FastMail says sorry for crying wolf, is still grumpy Mavericks Mail don't speak no good IMAP
31 Oct 05:03 | 10
Personal Tech
China's Qihoo unveils kids' smart watch for nosy parents
Lock down your child's freedom with this handy wrist gadget
31 Oct 05:33 | 2
SaaS
IBM to shutter SmartCloud, move customers to SoftLayer
Migrations due by January 31st, 2014, in-territory clouds to stay
31 Oct 05:53 | 6
Bootnotes
The Colosseum, Hagia Sophia, Tower of London... and, er, Steve Jobs' GARAGE
Hallowed carport on Crist Drive a building of 'historical significance'
31 Oct 06:03 | 43
Legal
Vietnam jails man for Facebook freedom campaign
'Abuse' of personal liberties leads to 15 months in jail
31 Oct 07:03 | 20
On-Prem
Oracle makes Halloween-eve request for sysadmin HORROR MOVIES
Uncle Fester Larry wants vids of HORRIBLE BUGS he can squash
31 Oct 07:30 | 11
Networks
TalkTalk to block nuisance calls with no help AT ALL from Huawei
ISP goes it alone on network level filter to ban 'menacing' scammers
31 Oct 08:03 | 37
On-Prem
New Bitcoin exchange launches in the UK
Get your lovely BTC here... 3 for 380 quid...
31 Oct 08:36 | 30
Antique Code Show
Ding-dong, Cthulu calling: Infogrames’ 1992 Alone in the Dark
Crawling chaos in the classic classic house of horrors
31 Oct 09:04 | 29
Security
Win XP? Your PLAGUE risk is SIX times that of Win 8 - NOW
... and that's BEFORE Microsoft ends support - report
31 Oct 09:44 | 64
SaaS
Spare external hard drives gathering dust? Share your stuff with fellow cloud fear types
Connected Data intros Transporter Sync
31 Oct 10:04 | 7
Science
Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail
Doomed, scorchio planet is far too close to its sun
31 Oct 10:28 | 80
Science
Ahhh, SATISFACTION: Watch while we set a NAS on FIRE
Watch the flames soar over the plasterboard ...
31 Oct 10:57 | 35
Channel
Insight warns of $20 MILLION kick in the teeth from Microsoft
Redmond programme overhaul and Blighty's Q3 woes bode ill for enormo reseller
31 Oct 11:03 | 15
Storage
Lord of the RING Scality lets NFS and popular pals into the object party
From files to objects and back again
31 Oct 11:23 |
Channel
BT's new boss reports flat sales and pre-tax profit tumble
But hey, at least sport channel's off to a 'confident start' – Patterson
31 Oct 11:43 | 8
Personal Tech
Nokia wins UK patent spat: Quick, let's boot HTC One out of Blighty
Finnish firm seeks injunction AND compensation
31 Oct 12:03 | 44
SaaS
Toshiba unveils SSD: Claims hard-as-nails kit has the write stuff
30 full drive writes a day for 5 years, apparently
31 Oct 12:18 | 9
RSA Europe 2013
Give young infosec boffins more cash or BAD THINGS will happen – RSA boff
State-sponsored malware already making crypto 'irrelevant'
31 Oct 12:44 | 3
Doctor Who @ 50
Bucket? Check. Toilet plunger? Check. El Reg's 50 years of Doctor Who
One Time Lord, one month, five decades
31 Oct 12:59 | 56
Legal
Cameron pledges public access to list of who REALLY owns firms
Tax-evasion-busting register will be open to world+dog, says prime minister
31 Oct 13:29 | 49
Security
Facebook tests sinister CURSOR-TRACKING in hunt for more ad bucks
Silently stalking your every move ... bitch
31 Oct 14:03 | 58
RSA Europe 2013
Infosec bod reports ONGOING ATTACK at RSA securo-confab
Conference staffer blames device config snafu
31 Oct 14:33 | 4
Blocks and Files
Storage memory has a DIMM future... and that's a good thing
Change the phase, spin the transfer talk
31 Oct 14:57 |
On-Prem
Oracle investors get hot under collar over execs' bulging packages
'Lack of performance hurdles' vexes pension funds at stockholders' shindig
31 Oct 15:26 | 9
Channel
Former Systemax exec faces second probe by Feds
Lawyer for Carl Fiorentino reveals details in latest filing
31 Oct 16:03 | 1
Storage
Starboard Storage goes titsup: LeftHanders to leave the building
Sad end to promising startup revealed
31 Oct 16:32 | 4
Security
From Russia with Code: Edward Snowden gets job on website helldesk
Bypasses frying pan, leaps straight into fire with legs akimbo
31 Oct 16:55 | 23
Sysadmin blog
Shiny doodad blog Engadget clubbed with Reddit banhammer
Publishers, the community is on to you
31 Oct 17:24 | 7
Readers' corner
Issue of the day: Do dishwashers really blunt knives?
El Reg commentards and their Middle Class Problems
31 Oct 17:45 |
On-Prem
We'll build Elon Musk's Hyperloop ... if you lob us ONE-MEELLION dollars
Demos set for 2015, apparently
31 Oct 18:03 | 48
SaaS
Salesforce whips out private-public-ish 'iTunes app store' for enterprise IT
Don't worry about the NSA. Off-site cloud still the future ... honest, guv
31 Oct 19:05 | 2
Legal
FIERY DEATH awaits all who stroke mobes mid-flight? Nope, says FAA
Sanity breaks out as regulator officially relaxes rules on gadgets
31 Oct 19:43 | 54
Personal Tech
SECRET Google store touts pricey accessories to Glasshole shopaholics
Fancy a $50 piece of clear plastic? Step right in
31 Oct 19:56 | 18
OSes
For its next trick, Inktank tries to pull golden rabbit from Ceph hat
Just how do you make people pay for an open-source filesystem?
31 Oct 20:17 | 1
Personal Tech
Google RIPS aside curtain, exposes Nexus 5 phone, KitKat Android 4.4 coupling
At last, the wait is over on leakiest smartmobe in ages
31 Oct 20:38 | 85
Personal Tech
B&N's spooky glowing Nook unzips wand, turns 4GB into 2.5GB of space
Take that, Amazon!
31 Oct 21:17 | 7
Personal Tech
iPAD AIR WORLD DEBUT: Our Australian team gets an early fondle
Vultures exploit dateline, get preview of the Fifth Coming
31 Oct 22:57 | 33
SaaS
Amazon unleashes JavaScript SDK so devs can conjure cloud gods
Servers? Pah! Just pray Amazon into the browser!
31 Oct 23:04 | 5
Biting the hand that feeds IT
