Havana see your bare metal: New OpenStack v8 clinches containerization
Open-source cloud controller OpenStack has gone into its eighth major release bringing with it technologies that should let admins chuck out hypervisors and spin up bare-metal clouds.
Gasp! Facebook's hardware king joins board of ARM server biz Calxeda
Facebook's head of hardware design and supply chain operations has joined the board of directors of Calxeda, a company that specializes in building servers out of ARM processors.
So you want to develop for Windows 8.1? Visual Studio 2013 is HERE
Hot on the heels of Windows 8.1, Microsoft has released the latest versions of its flagship Visual Studio and Team Foundation Server developer tools, albeit only to MSDN subscribers for the time being.
MEGA ASTEROID could 'BLOW UP EARTH' - Russian space boss
A freshly discovered asteroid, with the classy name 2013 TV135, has a slight chance of smashing into Earth on August 26, 2032 and ruining everyone's day in a very big way.
Lenovo sniffing BlackBerry's laundry, may purchase: report
Lenovo and BlackBerry have reportedly signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that lets the Chinese concern send in the accountants in order to gain an understanding of whether the beleaguered phone-maker is worthy of an acquisition.
Labor names Jason Clare shadow comms spokesbloke
Debate over Australia's National Broadband Network has a new combatant: Jason Clare, member for the western Sydney seat of Blaxland.
Torrent site isoHunt to close
BitTorrent index isoHunt.com will close next week after it agreed to a settlement the terms of which say it must “permanently cease and desist from directly or indirectly operating or supporting any part of the 'ISOhunt' system”.
AMD avoids a red-ink-stained quarter for once, market says 'meh'
Perennial chip challenger Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has posted a profit for the third quarter of 2013, a turnaround that has failed to excite investors.
Can't hear the sirens? Knobble evildoers with your massive integer
A scheme to help deaf and hard-of-hearing people call the cops has been named as one of three finalists in a government-sponsored big data competition.
Twitter will leap into instant-messaging world with new app: report
Twitter is about to add to the world's store of instant messaging apps.
Microsoft holds nose, shoves Windows into Android, iOS boxes
Microsoft may not yet be keen for its Office suite to run on rivals' mobile devices, but it has made good on its promise to make Windows accessible on Android and iOS devices.
Snowden: 'I have data on EVERY NSA operation against China'
NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has claimed he taught a course in “cyber-counterintelligence” against China and has access to data on every active operation mounted against the People’s Republic by the US spy agency.
iPhone 5S autopsy shows WHY it can't tell which end is up – dev
Balance problems plaguing the iPhone 5S popped up with the first reviews. But a teardown by Chipworks and the musings of an iOS dev have isolated a likely reason why the steering on that motor racing app is about 5 degrees off.
Sketchy Soho denizens get mitts on London superheroes
PicsVendors are always keen to find appealing ways to attract attention to their products, hosting events that more often than not turn out to be cringingly cheesy. Yet as part of HP’s workstation campaign, drawing upon the talent of Soho’s finest animators to collaborate on a short film project, seems to have hit the right note.
Simplivity shows off VDI configs with Nvidia... Doh! VMware, what are you doing here?
Server virtualisation firm Simplivity has decided that virtual desktop infrastructure is a special use case and has partenered with Nvidia on "plans to provide solutions and reference architectures for new optimised, graphics- and compute-intensive VDI application workloads and cloud infrastructures."
'Microsoft Word is a tyrant of the imagination'
QuotwThis was the week when Brit sci-fi author Charles Stross published an almighty rant about the omnipotence of Microsoft Word and how the program should just up and die. And being a writer, he's capable of a few good putdowns:
Beyond: Two Souls - the game that thinks it's a Hollywood blockbuster
ReviewSay hello to Jodie Holmes, a woman whose eventful life from infancy to adulthood forms the entirety of Beyond: Two Souls.
Extreme ultraviolet litho: Extremely late and can't even save Moore's Law
SMCTo save Moore's Law, not only will the semiconductor industry need to move to not-yet-ready-for-prime-time extreme ultraviolet lithography (EUV), it will also have to make a costly switch from the current 300mm wafer manufacturing standard to 450mm.
Last living NEANDERTHALS discovered in JERSEY – boffins
Archaeologists have rediscovered the lost home of the last Neanderthals on the south coast of Jersey, which shows evidence of the last cavemen to live in Northwest Europe.
Got a mobile phone? Then you've got a Trojan problem too
Something wonderful has happened: phones have got smart, but the bad news is they may open the door to those you don’t want to let in.
Amateur image-wrangler reveals stitched snap of Saturn's splendour
An amateur image processor has stitched together raw images from NASA's Cassini spacecraft to produce a stunning image of Saturn, seen from above on 10 October.
Alarming tales: What goes on INSIDE Reg hack's hi-tech bedroom
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Mrs Dabbsy is threatening to decamp to the spare room.
ITU to Europe: One charger for all mobes good. One to rule them ALL? Better
The EU is about to make micro USB charging mandatory on mobile phones, but the International Telecommunications Union (ITU) is pushing to extend that regulation to everything handheld, making all electronic gadgets chargeable from the same cable.
Not so Saucy after all: Ubuntu reveals Mirless Salamander... and what, no Britney?
ReviewThe Ubuntu that Canonical has delivered this autumn is notable for what's missing.
Terminator-style robot busts leg in martial arts demo mishap
Hong Kong University robotics researchers ended up with egg on their faces today when their new $2m walking robot tripped over and broke its leg while trying to strut its funky stuff at its first public performance.
What the CUFF? Nokia shows how a smartwatch really OUGHT to work
VideoBoffins working for Nokia have knocked together a prototype smartwatch with six screens, and patented the ways in which one might use it should such a thing ever become technically practical.
Japanese pussies slurp 'meow meow' sex wine
PicsThose cat-lovers among you who fear your beloved feline might feel left out at birthday and Xmas celebrations are directed to this tempting tipple - a brew of Cabernet grape juice, catnip and vitamin C dubbed "Nyan Nyan Nouveau".
Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware: Whatever you do, don't PAY
VidA fiendishly nasty strain of Windows malware that uses advanced encryption to lock up user files before demanding a ransom is doing the rounds.
SanDisk's so busy adding up its dosh, enterprise PCIe cards slip into 2014
Flash memory biz SanDisk is on a roll with third quarter revenues and income up on both annual and sequential compares.
Jury smacks Qualcomm for UNLAWFUL TECH in iPhone, Galaxy chips
Wireless comms firm ParkerVision has seen its shares soar today after a jury ruled that chipmaker Qualcomm had infringed its patents in a million-dollar trial over mobile phone chips used in iPhones and Galaxy devices.
Billionaire vows to turn 007's Lotus Esprit into actual submarine car
The anonymous buyer of the Lotus Esprit submarine car from the James Bond flick The Spy Who Loved Me has turned out to be none other than billionaire inventor Elon Musk.
Windows 8.1: A bit square, sure, but WAIT! It has a Start button
ReviewWindows 8.1 adds a layer of polish to the previous release, Windows 8, and fixes various annoyances. But has Microsoft done enough to rescue its OS against a background of plummeting PC sales and unimpressed customers who want Windows 7 back?
Google's latest Brussels self-abuse proposal needs 'concrete tech'
Agitators in the European Parliament are pressuring Brussels' competition chief to properly market test Google's new round of proposals to the Commission on its alleged abuse of dominance in the search business.
Hey, how'd that guy get to be a BAZILLIONAIRE?
Sysadmin blogReady to hear about the next IT startup niche? It's an emerging market called "host-based caching", and you might wish to pay attention if you'd like to understand how a few people got stupidly rich a few years from now.
Google's leaky ship spills new Nexus 5 photos, $349 price tags all over web
Google's next smartphone, the Nexus 5, will apparently be priced $349 just like its predecessor – but it will come with a bigger screen and more pixels to show off the much-heralded KitKat version of Android.
MacBook Air fanbois! Your flash drive may be a data-nuking TIME BOMB
If you bought a MacBook Air between June 2012 and June 2013, its flash storage drive may be preparing to crap out – and Apple wants to replace it before it goes south on you.
Windows 8.1 and Server 2012 R2: Quick start guide for sysadmins
Sysadmin blogWindows 8.1 and Windows Server 2012 R2 are now officially available. New shiny toys for the kids, but how does a sysadmin license these new products?
America: Land of the free, still home of the BIGGEST spammers on the planet
The US prides itself on being the best at a lot of good things. And, judging by the latest data from security vendor Sophos, America is still the best at spaffing spam in the world.
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS: Microsoft faces prising XP from Big Biz
Windows versions are a bit like Star Trek movies – every other one tends to be a bit duff. It happened with ME, then XP impressed everyone, then it happened with Vista, then Windows 7 came along – and now we're at Windows 8.1.
DRAM whammed, thank you ma'am: Kaminario K2 flash bests sib at SPC-1
Kaminario has submitted an SPC-1 benchmark run on its K2 flash array, and it's reached the top.
Microsoft sharpens blade, slashes high-mem cloud prices in Amazon duel
Microsoft has opened up yet another front in its ongoing cloud price war with Amazon by cutting prices of its high-memory servers by as much as 22 percent.
No plans for Friday night? There's a pile o' Windows Server ISOs feeling lonely
Now that Windows 8.1, the latest version of Microsoft's client OS, is safely out the door, Redmond has turned its attention to its server family: Windows Server 2012 R2, System Center 2012 R2, and the new Windows Intune all reached general availability on Friday.
Apple's top bean counter: New spaceship HQ won't emit 'one atom of carbon'
VidApple CFO Peter Oppenheimer made a rare press-conference appearance after the Cupertino city council approved Apple Campus 2, extolling the green credentials of his company's 2.8m sq foot, $5bn "spaceship."