'Holey code, Batman!' Microsoft to patch 12 vulns on Tuesday
Microsoft has issued its pre–Patch Tuesday report, saying it will issue seven patches fixing 12 code flaws next week – but it won't provide a permanent fix for the exploit discovered during the recent holidays that is already being used in the wild.
Wi-Fi, WiGig Alliances to wed, breed 60GHz progeny
The Wi-Fi Alliance and the Wireless Gigabit Alliance have announced that they will merge, combining their efforts to promote and set standards for 60GHz wireless technology
Polaroid plans retail Fotobars to print out your pics
In a bizarre business plan that had El Reg checking if it weren't April already, Polaroid has announced a plan to open 10 shops in the US this year offering photo printing from customer's smartphones.
Browser makers rush to block fake Google.com security cert
Google and other browser vendors have taken steps to block an unauthorized digital certificate for the " *.google.com" domain that fraudsters could have used to impersonate the search giant's online services.
Satnav-murdering Google slips its Maps into car dashboards
Hyundai and Kia will be dropping Google Maps into dashboards of their US models, demonstrating the integration next week. The cars will hit the showrooms next year.
Lights, camera, infection: HACKERS get Bollywood makeover
Bollywood producers have announced plans to make a malware-themed movie.
US court ungags Yelp reviewer who dissed builder
Negative reviews are okay, a Virginia court has ruled in a case hailed as a triumph for free speech.
Social media and the channel marketing Fear Factor
Are your favourite vendors helping you to market successfully? We just published a report for our clients where we highlight best practices in marketing enablement, based on a series of interviews with 10 channel partner marketing executives.
Bringing Iron Man to life: Exoskeletons, armour and jet packs
Radiation that gives you super-strength instead of disfiguring or killing you, spider bites that empower you to fight crime instead of threatening your life with a potentially fatal allergic reaction: when it comes to superheroes we need to suspend a decent amount of disbelief.
Up your wormhole: Star Trek Deep Space 9 turns 20
I’ve always been strangely fascinated by Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Now celebrating its 20th anniversary - amazing how time flies, even when you’re not an agent of the Federation Department of Temporal Investigations - it’s the densest and most mythology-rich of all the Star Trek TV shows. Often ambitious and audacious, it won more battles than it lost and remains a box-set must-own for any card-carrying Starfleet fan. However, it was also paradoxically (at times) the slowest, ugliest SF show on the box.
Microsoft: We're SO SORRY for Media Center TV guide titsup
Microsoft has apologised for deleting TV guides on Windows Media Center. The data wipe left customers in the UK and Ireland "distraught" and struggling to record their favourite shows.
Google wriggles out of FTC search smackdown. Now to Europe!
AnalysisThe dust has yet to settle on yesterday's ruling in which the US Federal Trade Commission cleared Google of biasing its search results to nobble its competitors. But rival Microsoft is already accusing the ad giant of failing to be a "responsible" leader and is claiming victory in the lengthy antitrust case.
She's a beauty! Super WATER-RICH Mars rock FOUND
PicA Martian meteorite nicknamed Black Beauty contains more water than any other rock found from the Red Planet.
Review: Lego Lord of the Rings game
Being half Scottish, many of my summers were spent camping in the glens. After the daily grind of hitting each other with sticks, getting bitten by midges and eating fried spam, my sister would fill our evenings by reciting The Lord of the Rings – from memory! Being a more committed geek than me, by the age of 14 she had somehow managed to memorise, literally, word for bloody word, The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. However, she never managed The Silmarillion.
Eric Schmidt's Norks outing poorly timed, tuts US govt
The timing of Google chairman Eric Schmidt's planned visit to North Korea has been slammed by the US government. The search supremo is due to head out to the super-secretive internet-unfriendly nation soon after the launch of a long-range rocket by the Kim Jong-un-led country.
Sinofsky's new blogski: Windows 8 king reborn as management guru
What next for the technology executive who saddled his previous employer with a controversial flagship operating system, polarised management and swiftly left under a cloud? Telling others how to build successful products, of course.
EMC flies in Azure bods for TOP SECRET 'data plane' project
We hear from insiders that EMC has a new all-encompassing storage system in development that includes object storage. It's based in Seattle, it's called the Bourne Project, and EMC no doubt hopes it will kick ass like the eponymous hero of the movies.
This photo slide scanner costs €60... The bundled malware? That's free
German firm Tchibo has admitted to selling a photographic slide scanner that came pre-packaged with malware.
El Reg's 'Chuck Norris' faces down charging elephant
Reader Miguel Barreiro has proposed that the El Reg Standards Soviet adopt the charging adult elephant as an official unit of force following its deployment as a measurement of thrust of Copenhagen Suborbitals' HEAT-1XP rocket motor.
China fines Samsung and LG for LCD price-fixing
Samsung and LG Electronics, along with four Taiwanese companies, have been fined by the government for jigging LCD screen prices between 2001 and 2006.
Victory on mobile belongs to Google in 2013
Open ... and ShutIt's clear. The way to win in mobile is to solve an exceptionally difficult problem. Apple first did it by streamlining the mobile experience through an integrated OS and app-discovery and installation experience. Google then went a step further and crunched mountains of data to make mobile services breathtakingly powerful. The next big mobile company needs to be prepared to do something equally hard. And probably different.
'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year
A Linux kernel developer found himself in a perfect storm of Linus Torvalds' sharp tongue and his intolerance for bad code.
Ubisoft probes sudden rash of hijack attacks on gamers' accounts
Ubisoft is investigating a recent spate of hijackings of gaming accounts belonging to users of its Uplay platform.
IT sector bumped up jobs in the US in December
Economists had been worried that late October superstorm Hurricane Sandy, which didn't show an immediate effect on the employment situation in November, would wallop job creation in December. Because of this, they predicted, the Bureau of Labor Statistics might have to go back and revise its November figures downwards when the December report was issued today.
Minicam movie pirate gets record-breaking five years in prison
A member of the IMAGiNE piracy crew, which specialized in recording and distributing movies filmed in cinemas using camcorders, has received a five-year prison sentence after pleading guilty to copyright infringement.
US Patent Office seeks public input on software patents' future
The US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) has asked the software community to help advise it on how to properly handle software-related patents – a move that could represent the first steps toward software patent reform.
Cray misses revenue targets for Q4
Veteran supercomputer-maker Cray has warned Wall Street moneymen to expect lower-than-forecast results for its 2012 financial report.
Anonymous turns private eye in Ohio rape case
A hacking attack by self-proclaimed members of Anonymous has uncovered highly disturbing data relating to a rape case in Steubenville, Ohio, that has garnered national attention.
Where do old supercomputers go to die? New Mexico
Moore's Law puts supercomputers out to pasture because power – not just the cost of electricity, but the availability of juice – is the biggest constraint at the big supercomputing centers. And sometimes the lack of budget helps lock the gate, and HPC cloud computing butchers the cow.