30th > November > 2012 Archive
IBM's PureSystems mod boxes bust kilo-customer barrier
Every market has its own psychological barrier, and for IBM systems the magic number seems to be 1,000. As part of the recent tweaks to its PureSystems line, Big Blue brags that it now has more than 1,000 unique customers worldwide using the new boxes.
Staples to offer in-store full color 3D printing service
Custom 3D printing will move one step closer to becoming mainstream next year, thanks to a forthcoming service from office supply mega-chain Staples.
Chinese buyers falling out of love with iPhones
Google famously failed to make a big dent in China and now it looks like Apple may be about to hit the Great Wall too, after new analysis of local sentiment found the fruity company out of favour with local consumers.
RIM gifts new BlackBerry dev handset to select few
Research in Motion has kicked off the next phase of its BlackBerry 10 Developer Program with a giveaway of a brand-new BlackBerry developer device.
Microsoft Security Essentials loses AV-TEST certification
Microsoft Security Essentials, Redmond’s free antivirus tool for home users and business with up to ten PCs, can detect just 64 per cent of zero-day threats when running under Windows 7.
Japan Airlines to serve KFC on Christmas flights
Japan Airlines has teamed up with Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan to offer its international long-haul passengers what may be the best economy class meal available, in the form of two pieces of the Colonel’s finest.
Japanese ultrasonic speakers fire out digital info rays
Japanese boffins at Tokyo’s Keio university have been showing off new transmission technology which uses ultrasonic waves to send digital information in highly directional bursts.
British boffins 3D print electrical sensors
Researchers at the University of Warwick and GKN Aerospace have developed a material that, when used in a 3D printer (3DP), makes it possible for the printed objects to include working sensors.
Face invaders: New smartphone monitors skin tone
Not content with providing its customers with new tech gadgets to keep their pooches healthy, Japanese IT giant Fujitsu has now unveiled a smartphone designed to monitor users' skin.
Google's Drive + Gmail: A 10GB Dropbox killer
Open ... and ShutIn the realm of digital overlords, Google just took one more step toward being the lord of all.
Nintendo Wii U Review
Six years ago Nintendo brought gaming to the masses with the Wii, now it’s hoping to repeat the trick. The Wii U signals not only Nintendo’s first foray into HD, but the arrival of a new peripheral for us to get to grips with in the shape of the Wii U GamePad and its ‘asymmetric’ gameplay.
Crooks inject malicious Java applet into FOREX trading website
A FOREX trading website has been contaminated with a malicious Java applet that is designed to install malware on the systems of visiting surfers.
Six of the best Nintendo Wii U games
All new consoles need the right line-up of games to make them a success. The Wii U, however, finds itself in the unusual position of not only having brand new games built for it at launch, but also having numerous games ported over from Xbox 360 and PS3.
Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors
We're very, very disappointed that Reg readers did not answer our call for the hoardiest human to come forward and present photographic evidence of their obsession with hanging onto every last bit of crap.
Oi, Apple, stick to phones, forget about TV - Time Warner CEO
Time Warner Cable CEO Jeff Bewkes has subtly mocked Apple's ambitions to conquer the TV biz by describing the iPhone maker as a "great device company".
Wanna see a 30D-rack beauty that goes like the clappers?
Whiptail has increased the number of storage nodes in its all-flash array to 30.
LG claims UK Ultra HD TV first
LG has put its first 4K x 2K - aka Ultra HD - LED-backlit LCD TV into shops. Its 84in monster, the LM960V, will today be available to view in posh peoples’ shops Harrods and Peter Jones Sloane Square, part of the John Lewis group.
Microsoft braces for Surface RT feedback storm
Kludgey, dull screen, audio problems, fraying cloth covers – whatever your beef with Microsoft’s Surface, now’s your chance to get if off your chest.
FINAL NIGHT: Boston kids power down cluster compo systems
SC12Early on the last day of the SC12 Student Cluster Competition, I hit a couple of morning meetings and then went wandering around the competition area. Most of the teams had at least two or three reps in the booths monitoring the systems and just sort of hanging around. They had turned in their final scientific results the night before, so all that was left to do was wait for the results and then tear down their systems in preparation for the trip back home.
El Reg Movember lads sprout mighty Unix beards for cancer charity
What is it about facial hair and computing? From the greats of SmallTalk and C++ to Java and Ruby, beards and moustaches are not a rare sight in the world of computer science.
'Look, isn't there some way we can get Julian out of here?'
QuotwThe HP v Autonomy spat rumbled on this week, as Hewlett-Packard continued to maintain that Autonomy had "inflated its value", leading HP to slurp it up for an unwise amount of money.
Watch live! Crack LOHAN team to send SPEARS to stratosphere
Our report yesterday that the Special Projects Bureau had ordered its intrepid playmonaut back to base ahead of a vital Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission, led some of you to suspect that we were poised to wave off the Special Project Electronic Altitude Release System (SPEARS) control board on a high-altitude test flight.
Intel insists Mac Mini HDMI fix inbound
Intel says it has addressed the Mac Mini flickering HDMI issue and informed those affected that Apple will configure a firmware fix having now been provided with amended drivers.
Motörheadphönes Motörizer rock 'phones review
One retailer’s Motörheadphönes Motörizer page caught my attention today. “Warning!” it shrieked, “The packaging and product includes explicit language. Not suitable for children under the age of 18.”
Cash-hungry Sharp 'offering juicy stakes to US firms'
Sharp is in talks with US firms including Dell, Intel and Qualcomm to sell off bits and pieces of itself, it has been reported.
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Men as a gender can be a smelly lot. There are cultural reasons underlying some of our questionable standards of personal hygiene but we are also victims of our own DNA. Like stature, baldness and the length of our ah… noses, there are many challenging aspects of our bodily functions that we simply inherited.
UK server market lifeless: Customers just want fresh, young models
The UK server market was like the surface of the Moon in Q3 - there were no signs of life.
Competition watchdogs jump in bed, compare Google probes
Separate investigations into the business practices of Google are continuing to take place on both sides of the Atlantic and a meeting of minds is set to take place early next week, after the US Federal Trade Commission's chairman flew to Europe for talks with Brussels' competition chief.
Unlocked iPhone 5 on sale in US, cheaper than UK - but not cheap
It has only taken three months, but from last night, Americans will now be able to buy an unlocked iPhone 5, and it will set them back $649.
Samsung: Demand for mobes forced 16hr days on factory slaves
Samsung has promised again that it's going to fix the problems at its Chinese suppliers, after it admitted poor conditions for employees following an investigation.
Help-desk hell: Can YOU beat this iPad-winning tale of woe?
A competition to find the best help-desk tale of despair, with an iPad up for grabs for the winner, has solicited a collection of bizarre and amusing anecdotes.
No more fun and games for Zynga as Facebook cuts apron strings
Zynga can no longer cream off users from Facebook, after Mark Zuckerberg's company revised a lucrative deal the games outfit once had with the network.
NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec
Five NASA scientists took time out yesterday to assure the public that the world will not end on 21 December.
Hearts, minds and balls: Microsoft's Windows 8 Surface gamble
What makes Microsoft think people will buy its Surfaces? It would have to be either for the love of the Microsoft brand or because Redmond has got them by the balls on data and apps.
Titsup Windows 8 PayPal payments snare upgraders
Have you upgraded to Windows 8, paid via PayPal and not received your code download? Worse, has PayPal taken the money from your account?
Microsoft cues next-gen Xbox for Crimbo 2013
Microsoft will release the next-generation Xbox console in time for Christmas next year, sources claim.
Google+ exec declares Facebook 'social network of the past'
If you're looking for disingenuous quotation of the week then Vulture Central wouldn't blame you for looking no further than Google+ boss Bradley Horowitz. The exec not only described Facebook as the "social network of the past" but also labelled Mark Zuckerberg's ad strategy as "intrusive".
Last chance to vote for new sheriffs of security town
Friday marks the final day to submit votes for this year's election of directors to the (ISC)2 security certification body.
HPC cluster cowboys bag overall award, haul it home to Texas
SC12Video I caught up with Team Longhorn just before they turned in their final results for the SC12 Student Cluster Competition (SCC). As you can see in the short video, they’re pretty cool and composed, but I thought I sensed a little bit of anxiety under the surface. As it turns out, they should have been more relaxed – they were on their way to winning the 2012 Overall Award.
Groupon chief Mason keeps his job - despite rubbish share price
Groupon boss Andrew Mason has managed to hang on to his seat at the top, despite rumours that the board was considering giving him the boot.
Your smartphone browser: A ZOMBIE in password-crunching botnet
Computer scientists in the US have discovered a potential means to abuse cloud-based web browsers.
Vid: EXTREME computer sports: Meet the cluster war winners
SC12 VideoThe 2012 Student Cluster Competition (SCC) is in the books and we have all of the results, right here, right now. First, as was released earlier, China’s Team NUDT ran away with the Highest LINPACK Award, an SCC record 3.014 Teraflop/s score. Their compatriots, Team USTC, locked in second place with 2.793 Teraflops/s, and the Texas Longhorns nabbed third with their 2.488 score.
Google Play revenues leap 311% in 2012
Revenue from apps sold in the Google Play store have exploded this year, but they still have quite a way to go before catching up with the cash cow that is the iOS App Store.
Sex offender wins case against Facebook vigilantism
A convicted sex offender has won a court order giving Facebook 72 hours to remove a page on its site which names people who have have been convicted of sex offenses against children.
House passes, Obama disses 55,000 visas for educated immigrants
AnalysisThe US House of Representatives has passed a bill to provide 55,000 visas per year to non-citizens who graduate from US universities with advanced degrees in STEM subjects – science, technology, engineering, and mathematics.
Nine sentenced in Chinese kidney-for-iPad scheme
Note to Apple fanbois: If anyone approaches you with an offer to fund your iOS addiction in exchange for your internal organs, that person might be a criminal.