Microsoft reports low Q1 earnings on sluggish PC sales
Microsoft had an unremarkable quarter during the three months ending September 30, with a soft PC market contributing to low earnings in advance of a raft of highly anticipated Redmond product launches that will begin later this year and continue through 2013.
AMD to 'reset' goals: servers, embedded, ultra-low power
After his company announced a $157m loss and its plans to lay off 15 per cent of its global workforce on Tuesday, AMD president and CEO Rory Read explained how he and his brain trust plan to pull Intel's only x86 competitor out of its spiral.
Google 'uniquely positioned' for move to mobile internet
Google might have lost billions in stock valuation owing to a printer's mistake early on Thursday morning, but CEO Larry Page was in optimistic mood at the company's scheduled quarterly earning call.
Apple banishes Java from Mac browsers
Apple has discontinued its own Java plugin, issuing an 'update' that removes it from MacOS and encourages users to instead download Oracle's version of the software.
Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!
One of Australia’s two lethal spiders, the Redback (Latrodectus hasselti), has escaped into Japan and is creating national terror, according to news outlet The Asahi Shimbun.
Kiwi three strikes piracy case collapses
One of the first three cases brought under New Zealand's controversial three strikes copyright infringement has collapsed after the accused demonstrated no knowledge of file-sharing software.
Move over Silicon Valley, the Chinese are coming
Over 40 per cent of technology leaders think that Silicon Valley will be supplanted by China as the world’s leading tech innovation hub, according to a new report from KPMG.
New Oz road rules forbid touching mobes
Motorists in Australia's most populous state, New South Wales, will not be permitted to even touch their mobile phones while their car engine is running, under new laws to take effect on November 1st.
Majority of humans still don't have a mobile
The world still has some way to go before it is fully mobile, with global subscriber penetration standing at just 45 per cent despite the huge strides made in countries such as China and India, according to a new report from industry body The GSMA.
Windows 8 'bad' analyst says Store is a weakness
Gunnar Berger, the Gartner Research Director who last July assessed Windows 8 on the desktop as “bad”, has added a sixth instalment to his five-part review of the OS, and opined that he feels the Windows Store's lack of apps may hold back the new operating system.
ICO: Education ministry BROKE the Data Protection Act
ExclusiveThe Department for Education broke the Data Protection Act after it exposed the email addresses, unencrypted passwords and sensitive answers of members of the public who filled in an online form about parental controls on the net, The Register can reveal.
Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm
Chinese online gaming giant NetEase has made a surprise move into the commercial pig-rearing business.
Resident Evil 6 game review
ReviewWhat a dumbfounding series Resident Evil is. First, we have the innovations – popularising the survival horror genre for one. Then later, perfecting the third-person shooter camera, before taking environmental interaction to new heights. The game even led the way in cooperative campaign mechanics. But then there's the series' bizarreries – and I'm not talking its roster of mutated freaks and shambling undead.
Look behind you, WD: Seagate's turned up, and it has 3 biz drives
Seagate is playing catch-up in the enterprise space with its announcement of two new 3.5-inch drives for 24x7 operations and a new 2.5-inch Savvio drive optimised for performance and power-efficiency.
Labour claims 'highest ranked UK politico in World of Warcraft' title
A London councillor has claimed to be the highest-ranked UK politician in World of Warcraft, boasting that his Undead Destruction Warlock PlaguePit has reached level 85.
Sacked British RIM staffers to get minimum legal payout
ExclusiveStaff at RIM's UK headquarters were upset to see their VP tweeting about foie gras as they learned that the hundreds of them who will lose their jobs by the end of the year will be receiving the bare minimum redundancy payout that the government allows.
EU judge scolds Austria: Data sheriffs must be properly independent
EU countries that merely provide for their appointed data protection authorities to have "functional independence" cannot be said to be compliant with EU law, the Court of Justice of the European Union has ruled.
EMC in bizarre Juniper gobble attempt - Wall Street whispers
Reports say that data networking supplier Juniper Networks is putting itself up for sale and EMC could be a buyer.
Iffy image said to signify incoming 10in Google tablet
It’s thumb and forefinger sodium chloride collection time, perhaps, but a photo has turned up on Google’s Picasa picture-sharing site that was taken on a device called the Nexus 10.
Craig, Connery or ... Dalton? Vote now for the ultimate James Bond
PollLast week, Reg reader movie buffs voted Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the vilest Bond villain - and the sinister cat-stroking nutter certainly deserves the title.
'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder
QuotwThis was the week some Googler's finger slipped at just the wrong moment, sending its rather worrying financial results out a mite too early. The Chocolate Factory's third quarter profits were much lower than expected and its revenue, famed for continued growth, has slowed down.
HSBC websites fell in DDoS attack last night, bank admits
UpdatedHSBC has blamed a denial of service attack for the downtime of many of its websites worldwide on Thursday night.
IBM Business Partner cloud guru slips off to set up own biz
IBM's cloud leader has split to set up his own consultancy advising channel firms on the best way to tackle the "commercial and cultural" realities of moving into cloud services.
Someone everyone's gonna get hurt
When you look at the latest spate of acquisitions by broadline distributors, it's hard not to visualise an alcoholic who, concerned that he's facing a period of drought and associated health issues, decides the best way to deal with them is to have another drink.
Sony posts, pulls PlayStation Store update
Sony pulled its new-look PlayStation Store from the UK yesterday after a barrage of complaints from users.
Nokia puts Symbian out to pasture ... why not release it into the wild?
Symbian is now in 'maintenance mode', and Belle FP2 was its last ever update, Nokia Developer support is telling devs.
Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest
Bond on FilmWhat car should James Bond really drive? It's a hotly disputed question.
Education Secretary Gove: Tim Berners-Lee 'created the INTERNET'
Facebook, Microsoft, IBM and BT have been signed up by the Education Secretary Michael Gove - who thinks Tim Berners Lee is the "creator of the internet" - to offer industry insights into the type of computer science skills British school kids need to be equipped with for the workplace.
Mac gamers a-gog as GOG goes Mac
Online retailer Good Old Games pushes its services onto Mac OS X this week, with a new collection of over 50 titles for the Mac.
The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I like my house zen. Unfortunately, I am a hoarder, so it’s not. My half-life wife has been trying to educate me by making me watch TV programmes with titles like Extreme Hoarders, I Can’t Stop Hoarding and Smelly Old Fat Bastards Who Don’t Wash And Won’t Throw Anything Away.
IBM prepares to demo 125TB MONSTER tape
IP Expo: Tape SummitIBM has revealed it is preparing a technology demonstration of a 125TB tape, and has revealed that LTO-6 tapes use shingling, with overlapped data tracks.
Royal Society hosts edit-a-thon to get women onto Wikipedia
The Royal Society is hosting an edit-a-thon for Wikipedia, signing up a bunch of contributors to spend one day adding and editing articles about female scientists including black female neurosurgeon Alexa Canady and UCL Biomedical Imaging expert Eleanor Maguire.
Young Frenchwoman desperate for fat pipe tumbles out of window
A 25-year-old French woman's search for a Wi-Fi signal ended rather badly when she fell out of a first floor window, suffering "multiple fractures".
Cisco: Listen up, partners – we need to close the skills gap
Cisco is piloting a graduate sales training scheme for channel partners stateside ahead of an expected launch in Europe next year.
French cops cuff man over €500K Android Trojan scam
French police have arrested a 20-year-old man who allegedly earned €500,000 (£405,00, $650,000) through an Android malware scam.
EARTH was a BAKING LIFELESS DESERT for 5 MILLION years
Boffins have discovered that "lethally hot" ocean temperatures kept the Earth devoid of life for millions of years after the mass extinction that occurred 250 million years ago.
Anonymous cell: Shove off, credit-hoggers, WE took down HSBC
UpdatedAn Anonymous-affiliated group has claimed responsibility for attacks that left HSBC websites worldwide knocked offline on Thursday night.
Windows 8 wait prompts PC sales droop in EMEA
IDC has confirmed sales of PCs to distributors in Europe, the Middle East and Africa tumbled in Q3 as all the major players bought stock conservatively ahead of the launch of Windows 8.
FalconStor honcho rejigs storage biz: OEMs - who needs them?
FalconStor CEO Jim McNiel is not quite a happy man, but he hopes to be one in a year or so. He is the president and CEO of a once phenomenally successful storage software start-up, and it's his task to restore the company's fortunes.
Google adds 25 million grey building 'footprints' to Maps
Google has added 25 million building footprints to its Maps product, giving extra detail to maps of key American cities.
Curiosity scoops up SHINY BITS from the RED SANDS of MARS!
Curiosity's latest dig into Martian soil has uncovered yet more shiny objects, but this time boffins don't think they're from the rover.
Penguin Computing muscles into the ARM server fray
Linux cluster supplier Penguin Computing is diving into the low-power ARM microserver racket and has tapped server chip upstart Calxeda – which has just rolled out its multiyear product roadmap for its EnergyCore processors – as its chip and interconnect supplier for its first boxes.
SanDisk jolted out of flatline after Q3 flash storage shock
SanDisk is putting its poor first and second quarter results behind it, as the flash storage supplier returns to selling stuff customers want and starts growing revenues and profits again.
They've only gone and HACKED the WEATHER
Hackers have lifted potentially sensitive data from the US National Weather Service after exploiting a vulnerability in the weather.gov website.
Tape vendors thrust LTFS tool at punters: Go on, you know you want our tape
IP Expo: Tape SummitTwo years after its inception, the Linear Tape File System (LTFS) is the tape hardware industry's best hope to claim a piece of the tape software interface and repair the damage done by decades of proprietary and hard-to-use backup software.
Apple breaks ground on massive Oregon data center
Apple has broken ground on a massive new data-center complex on a bluff overlooking the town of Prineville, Oregon, home to just over 9,000 souls, as well as to another data center owned and operated by social-networking megagiant Facebook.
FTC offers $50,000 bounty for robocall-killing tech
The Federal Trade Commission is offering $50,000 in cash to a "hero" who can come up with a way to block illegal robocalls.
State of Minnesota bans free online education
Web-based education startup Coursera offers university-level courses "for anyone to take, for free" – anyone, that is, except residents of the US state of Minnesota, where free online education has been declared illegal.
Apache promotes OpenOffice to top-level project
Ever since Oracle dumped OpenOffice on the Apache Software Foundation (ASF), progress in developing the free office apps suite has been glacial at best. That may now change with the announcement that OpenOffice is now officially a Top-Level Project (TLP) for the open source group.