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Windows 8 aims to make security updates less painful

The next version of Microsoft's Windows operating system will introduce changes that are designed to make automatic updates less disruptive by eliminating popup notifications and reducing the number of times machines must be restarted.
Dan Goodin, 16 Nov 2011
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Hot Intel teraflops MIC coprocessor action in a hotel

SC11 Intel did not make any announcements of new processors or coprocessors at the SC11 supercomputing conference in Seattle, but it came about as close as it could without actually doing it.
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Microsoft moving embedded systems to Windows 8

Microsoft has outlined its strategy to bring Windows to the world of embedded systems, ranging from ATMs to the humblest embedded sensors.
Iain Thomson, 16 Nov 2011
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Confirmed: Animal Logic will animate Lego

Sydney uber-animation house Animal Logic has secured the production for Warner Bros new animated feature film project based on Lego.
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Sony HMZ-T1 3D head mounted display

Review Watching a movie with Sony’s strap-on Personal 3D Head Mounted Display is one of the more extraordinary cinematic experiences you can have. Imagine the intensity of large screen IMAX somehow ciphered through display panels more befitting a digital camera. It’s like watching TV in a sensory deprivation tank: weird, uncomfortable and yet strangely addictive.
Steve May, 16 Nov 2011
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Fourteenth century timekeeper turns up in Queensland

The second-oldest known British scientific instrument in existence is going to auction next month after spending decades in a farm shed in Queensland.
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Bishop to bless road salt supplies for added winter safety

Supplies of road salt held at council depots in Lincolnshire are to be blessed by senior church figures in the hope that this will help in the expected winter battle against snow and icy roads.
Team Register, 16 Nov 2011
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Xio Storage CEO on his 290-mile commute

Comment I am stunned. Xio's new CEO has said he'll spend at least half his time at Xio's headquarters. Is he for real?
Chris Mellor, 16 Nov 2011
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London councils to spunk £25m on SAP deal

Haringey and Waltham Forest councils have advertised for a framework contract to deliver an SAP solution valued at between £12m and £25m.
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Cable broadband making more money than cable telly

Virgin Media makes the bulk of its money from its cable customers in the UK according to the company's quarterly filing with the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Samsung pulls Galaxy Tab Android 3.2 update

Samsung has yanked the Android 3.2 Honeycomb update it posted last night for the Wi-Fi only version of its Galaxy Tab 10.1in after it quickly emerged that the software disables Wi-Fi.
Hard Reg, 16 Nov 2011
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Fusion plays its card: The Ten of Terabytes

Fusion-io has crammed eight ioDrive flash modules on one PCIe card to give servers 10TB of app-accelerating flash.
Chris Mellor, 16 Nov 2011
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Nokia exec confirms 2012 Windows 8 tablet release

Nokia will indeed release a Windows 8-based tablet next year, the head of the Finnish phone firm's French operation has confirmed.
Tony Smith, 16 Nov 2011
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Bagged salad contained decomposed AVIAN CORPSE

A Tesco's baby leaf and rocket salad harboured a gruesome interloper – a decomposed bird carcass.
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Call off the hunt! Ex-Xio sales boss found in flash biz

The mystery of why Xio's storage head took a hike and where he went is solved: Mark Glasgow jumped ship to join flash start-up SolidFire, which, having got $21m in fresh funding, can afford to pay him.
Chris Mellor, 16 Nov 2011
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HP unwraps Ultrabook

HP will release its first Ultrabook next month, though it will pitch the product at business rather than consumers.
Tony Smith, 16 Nov 2011
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New 'nauts move into International Space Station

The Russian Soyuz TMA-22 that's carrying a new batch of crew members for the International Space Station (ISS) has successfully docked and offloaded its passengers.
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UK broadband speeds crippled during 'rush hour'

Broadband download speeds in the UK dramatically fall at peak times, according to new research by online comparison site uSwitch.
Kelly Fiveash, 16 Nov 2011
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NFC in a SIM: They might just have done it

It's not the first time the claim has been made, but this time it's backed, and demonstrated, by a reputable manufacturer, so every phone could be getting NFC soon.
Bill Ray, 16 Nov 2011
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Time to dig out the CV: NASA 'naut applications now open

In October NASA announced it will recruit a new batch of astronauts - and today the application process opened. If you're an American citizen, preferably with a science PhD and a test pilot licence, you have until Friday, 27 January, 2012 to get your CV over.
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Five... great network games for iOS

iGamer If the thought of multi-player games in iOS conjures up images of two people huddled over an iPad, fingers battling for screen space, think again. Sure, there are multi-player games like that, but there are many more which don’t involve invading each other’s personal space.
Kenny Hemphill, 16 Nov 2011
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Apple elects new chairman, cosies up to Mickey Mouse

Apple has elevated long-time director Arthur Levinson to chairman of its board in another sign of post-Jobsian change at the fruity firm.
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Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates

The Register has obtained a list of the rudest words you'll never see on car number plates: the official list of banned registration marks from the Drivers and Vehicles Licensing Authority (DVLA).
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Reg man the most-flamed recruiter in the UK?

FoTW Last week's article by Dominic Connor on how some techies really, really need some help with their CVs hit a number of nerves.
Joe Fay, 16 Nov 2011
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Thai floods pour cold water on Dell's stiff growth

Dell practically wrote off any chances for meaningful top line growth this year, blaming the uncertain global economy and the disk drive drought crisis.
Paul Kunert, 16 Nov 2011
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HP revamps Envy laptop line

HP has restyled its 15in and 17in Envy laptops, kitting them out in a "timeless design that includes an all-metal chassis with rounded edges in a classic black and silver finish".
Hard Reg, 16 Nov 2011
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Drama as Thai frogmen struggle to save world PC market

The Thai government has dispatched a crack squad of navy divers in a bid to glean WD factory equipment currently lost below metres of flood water.
Paul Kunert, 16 Nov 2011
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Sunderland hires IBM to build cloud infrastructure

The UK city of Sunderland is continuing its bid to be the most digitally connected in the country with a cloud computing platform for its city council.
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Sony to target Sky, Virgin with net telly channel

Sony is exploring how to expand its existing IPTV efforts into a fully-fledged service to compete with cable and satellite TV.
Caleb Cox, 16 Nov 2011
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Official: Facebook filth flood nowt to do with Fawkes virus

Facebook has blamed a scam that tricks users into pasting rogue code into their browsers for the sudden torrent of filth in users' walls.
John Leyden, 16 Nov 2011
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US stealth bombers finally get nuke-nobbling super bomb

Long-delayed plans to equip American stealth bombers with super-heavy penetrator bombs – similar to those employed by British bombers against hardened Nazi targets in WWII – have finally been completed, offering the US a possibly timely option to destroy deeply buried nuclear weapons factories.
Lewis Page, 16 Nov 2011
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Stripper nicked for 'nicking knickers' with kids in tow

A Florida stripper faces shoplifting and child cruelty charges after allegedly topping up her lingerie drawer for free with her kids in tow.
Team Register, 16 Nov 2011
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Gov justifies e-petitions as MPs mull upping debate threshold

The Coalition government's e-petitions website has been defended by the team working on the Cabinet Office's digital-by-default agenda, after politicos considered upping the 100,000-votes-to-get-it-debated-in-the-Commons threshold.
Kelly Fiveash, 16 Nov 2011
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Acer Aspire S3 Core i7 Ultrabook

Review The Acer Aspire S3 is a major new entrant to the emerging market for ‘ultraportables’ – ultra-thin but powerful notebook PCs with reduced components to keep the space and weight to a minimum. It won’t suit everyone, but if you like the idea of a portable Windows computer than can be carried in one hand or tucked under your armpit rather than lugged around in a shoulder bag, the S3 is a delight.
Alistair Dabbs, 16 Nov 2011
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Japanese telco to splurge £2bn a year on LTE

Japan's largest mobile phone operator plans to spend a total of 880bn yen (£7.26bn) to rollout its LTE network and launch LTE-enabled phones.
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TalkTalk gears up to 2012 YouView roll-out

YouView, the UK's 'IPTV Freeview', is "on track" to launch in 2012, participant telco TalkTalk has said.
Tony Smith, 16 Nov 2011
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Chinese boffin uses panda poo for world's priciest cuppa

A Chinese biologist has collected five tons of panda crap which he plans to use to make cancer-fighting tea, which will sell at a cup-dropping $36,000 a pound.
Team Register, 16 Nov 2011
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Two bosses axed in Azlan makeover

Azlan made two senior managers redundant as part of a planned restructure.
Paul Kunert, 16 Nov 2011
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Jobs mulled building own mobile network for iPhones

Telecoms execs will be shifting nervously in their seats today as news filters out of a near miss for their business models.
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Proposed US piracy legislation labelled draconian by Schmidt

Google chairman Eric Schmidt has lambasted the US government's attempts to stop online piracy, saying the proposed new laws are "draconian".
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The Register Guide on how to stay anonymous (part 3)

Part 3 Enterprise browser usage is a messy subject. The enterprise is not what it once was; the days of the homogeneous Windows empire are past. Not only are alternative operating systems like Apple's OS X gaining traction in the enterprise, but the desktop is no longer a browser administrator's only concern.
Trevor Pott, 16 Nov 2011
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DOOMSDAY 2012 MEGA VOLCANO 'UNLIKELY' - NASA

US space agency NASA, in its self-appointed role as 2012 apocalypse denier to the world, has issued another statement regarding a terrifying catastrophe which in its opinion will not befall the Earth and the human race.
Lewis Page, 16 Nov 2011
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Goldman Sachs slapped over iPad price-cut call

Apple is unlikely to slash the price of its fondleslab this Christmas as margins are too low, despite a warning from Goldman Sachs that the premium is out of kilter with hard-pressed consumers and sales could suffer this Xmas.
Paul Kunert, 16 Nov 2011
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New iPhone and Android mobes secure enough for spooks

Feds and spooks will shortly be able to use iPads and Androids for government business, as new software aims to seal and protect leaky open Android and iPhone platforms.
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Mozilla stirs netizens against US anti-piracy law

Mozilla is rallying netizens to take action against the proposed Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), otherwise known as the internet blacklist legislation.
Gavin Clarke, 16 Nov 2011
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Data Protection Directive revamp: UK looking sidelined?

Opinion The EU Justice Commissioner Viviane Reding, Vice-President of the European Commission, and the German Federal Minister for Consumer Protection, Ilse Aigner, have come forward with a joint statement claiming that proposals to reform the 1995 Data Protection Directive will be published by the end of January 2012.
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Equipping pre-teens with web mobes spreads beyond West

Egyptian parents are most eager to connect their children, with four out of five furnishing their eight-year-old children with mobiles, but the rest of the world isn't far behind.
Bill Ray, 16 Nov 2011
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Avere destroys NetApp benchmark after just 13 DAYS

Well, that didn't last long: just 13 days. Filer accelerator Avere has shown it has real teeth by sinking them into NetApp's ankles and pulling it off the top of the SPECsfs2008 NFS benchmark hill by achieving a new record SPECsfs2008 score.
Chris Mellor, 16 Nov 2011
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IPhone overtakes BlackBerry in the corporate world

Mobile workers are giving up almost an hour every working day in sleep and exercise time, thanks to being able to work on the mobile devices which almost half of them had to pay for.
Bill Ray, 16 Nov 2011
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BT, Fujitsu in final pole dance rehearsals

BT is still ironing out "points of detail" with Fujitsu over the national telco's pricing and product development plans to open up its duct and pole infrastructure (PIA).
Kelly Fiveash, 16 Nov 2011
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Object storage suppliers: We want your big data

As the general big data trend gathers momentum, the various object storage suppliers are trumpeting their technology's advantages over file systems, saying they can store and protect vast volumes of data more efficiently and with faster access.
Chris Mellor, 16 Nov 2011
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Facebook says it's winning against Justin Bieber smut onslaught

Facebook said it is well on the way to cleaning up a noxious slurry of porn and pictures of dead animals left by a spam campaign that targeted users' walls this week.
John Leyden, 16 Nov 2011
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SCC11: LINPACK results released

The results from the LINPACK portion of the Student Cluster Competition in Seattle have been released.
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Army raygun to boost power with starlight de-twinkling tech

The US Army, in the process of building an enormous raygun on a lorry, has decided that it will enhance its laser cannon of the future by the use of adaptive optics - a crafty technology employed in telescopes by astronomers to eliminate the effects of the atmosphere on starlight.
Lewis Page, 16 Nov 2011
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Boffins reckon Mars quite blustery actually

A new geophysical study of Mars' sand dunes has claimed that the Red Planet may be a windy place after all, despite the evidence of previous experiments.
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Just trolling: It's OK to poke fun at Christians, says ASA

The fact that trolls can smell Christian blood is well-known, the Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) has ruled, and a reference to it in a fake job advert used to promote a film was unlikely to cause widespread offence, it said today.
Anna Leach, 16 Nov 2011
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Star Wars 3D holo displays becomes a reality

Boffins are one step closer to making R2-D2's holographic projector tech a reality, through a 3D display which makes images appear in mid-air with a rapidly moving laser beam.
Caleb Cox, 16 Nov 2011
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Brandjacked Google+ page slings insults at Bank of America

America's biggest banking institution had its brand dragged through Web2.0rhea, after an imposter pretended to be the Bank of America on a newly-created and quickly deleted Google+ page.
Kelly Fiveash, 16 Nov 2011
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Boffins discover prehistoric moth's dayglo green warning

Boffins have reconstructed how a 47-million-year-old moth fossil looked while alive: a psychedelically-coloured insect whose wings both camouflaged it and warned away predators.
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Politicians call for Modern Warfare 3 censure

Four MPs have tabled a motion calling of Parliament to express "deep concern" about how videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 allows players to "engage in gratuitous acts of violence against members of the public".
Tony Smith, 16 Nov 2011
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Cloud's new rules promise old-school satisfaction

Open... and Shut Cloud computing is big business, in part because companies are happy to shell out lots of cash to buy themselves time and development flexibility.
Matt Asay, 16 Nov 2011
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Bethesda promises fix for Skyrim Xbox graphics glitch

Games developer Bethesda insists it will address all reported bugs in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim through a patch for all platforms.
Caleb Cox, 16 Nov 2011
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Sharon Stone greets returning US troops ... with a web vid

A wave of frenzy failed to greet Hollywood star Sharon Stone when she officially welcomed home US troops from serving duty in Iraq and Afghanistan today - with a video posted on Facebook.
Team Register, 16 Nov 2011
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Huge potentially inhabited water lake found on Jupiter moon

In major extra-terrestrial news, scientists have announced the first discovery of at least one huge body of liquid water beyond planet Earth, offering confirmation at last of a potential offworld habitat for alien life.
Lewis Page, 16 Nov 2011
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Nekkid Tech: The Fab Four

Podcast So we used to run episodes of Infosmack, an enterprise storage podcast, on The Reg. But then the founders went their own ways - creative differences or something - and we went ours.
Team Register, 16 Nov 2011
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Facebook vows 'consequences' for extreme porn scammers

Updated Facebook officials have tracked down the scammers responsible for deluging the social network with images depicting bestiality, self-mutilation and other depravity and is vowing to seek swift justice.
Dan Goodin, 16 Nov 2011
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Google 'obstructed' Senate hearing on copyright

Google "obstructed" a bipartisan congressional committee into copyright, claimed Lamar Smith, the head of the House Judiciary Committee in hearings today.
Andrew Orlowski, 16 Nov 2011
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Amazon's new Kindle Fire stripped naked

Amazon's Kindle Fire – arguably the most-anticipated fondleslab since Apple's iPad – was released on Tuesday, and already the techno-haruspicationists at iFixit have torn one apart and examined its entrails.
Rik Myslewski, 16 Nov 2011

Virtualisation: just a lot of extra software licences?

A colleague of mine recently remarked that x86 virtualisation makes no sense to any organisation that is cost conscious.
Trevor Pott, 16 Nov 2011
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Microsoft takes fight to Google over cloud apps defections

Microsoft is so riled up over Google Apps that it has a team called Google Compete offering major inducements to convince customers to stay with Office, according to defectors and the search company itself.
Iain Thomson, 16 Nov 2011
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Oz cloud outfit wins angel backers

Australia's burgeoning cloud investment has had another top-up with OrionVM getting angel dollars from two technology heavyweights. PIPE networks co-founder Stephen Baxter and micro-computing architect Gordon Bell have tipped in an undisclosed investment in the company and will providing mentoring guidance.
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IBM pushes BlueGene/Q to 100 petaflops

SC11 If all things had gone well and as expected with the IBM "Blue Waters" contract with the National Center for Supercomputing Applications at the University of Illinois, the Power 775 supercomputer nodes and their homegrown networking infrastructure would have been the big event at the SC11 supercomputer conference in Seattle this week.
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BIND security update protects against serious server crash

Updated The Internet Systems Consortium is advising BIND users to update immediately to protect against a bug that may already be under attack to crash vulnerable servers.
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Primus joins AGIMO panel

Primus Australia has secured a spot on the Federal Government's Data Centre Facilities Panel, offering services from its Melbourne based data hosting facilities.
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Too many cooks spoil the data warehouse broth

In many organisations the costs of data warehousing are expressed on the balance sheet as the hardware, software and administration costs that support the operation.
Eira Hayward, 16 Nov 2011
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Kindle Fire gets root access

You’d have to think that Amazon doesn’t really care whether people give themselves root access to its e-readers, since the Kindle Fire has been “rooted” two days post-launch.

Amazon gooses HPC cloud with Xeon E5s

SC11 Amazon Web Services, the cloud computing unit of the online retailing giant, has been peddling special HPC instances of its EC2 cloud for more than a year now.