Microsoft 'record' results beat Jedi mind trickery
Microsoft has reported record financial results for the quarter ending June 30, and the big money maker was Windows. Despite attempts at Jedi mind trickery involving cloud services, the company remains firmly wedded to the earth-bound PC.
IBM launches zEnterprise 196 'data center in a box'
IBM has launched its next-generation System z mainframe, the zEnterprise 196. Now we will get to find out, in the next few quarters or so, if the mainframe business still has some legs and can grow or the Great Recession of 2008 and 2009 has permanently knocked it down a peg or two.
Apple, Google, NASA, and the Rainbow connection
When Sir Roger Penrose visited Silicon Valley this spring, he stopped off at Google, NASA, and the Rainbow Mansion. But he spent most of his time at Rainbow, Silicon Valley's answer to the 17th-century French salon.
Overland Storage overhauls tape library and SnapServers
Overland Storage has announced a larger and LTO-5-supporting NEO tape library as well as a higher-capacity SnapServer.
Google offers IE users faster Wave gravy
OSCONMicrosoft web surfers have been promised faster helpings of Wave gravy following Google's release of Splash.
Acer beTouch E400 Android smartphone
ReviewAcer is fully committed to producing smartphones, but seems to be slightly schizophrenic in its approach. There are devices in the Liquid range, which tote Android and are nicely high end, devices in the neoTouch range which run Windows Mobile, and devices in the beTouch range which again run Android and occupy the mid to lower ground.
Premium rate rants plummet again
The number of complaints to premium rate phone regulator PhonepayPlus (PPP) dropped by 52 per cent in the last year, it has said. PPP said it received 11,249 complaints in 2009/10, down from 23,244 the previous year.
HDS coy about future compression tech
Hitachi Data Systems doesn't have its own compression/deduplication technology but looks set to get it.
Dell blames staff for malware infection
Dell said human error was to blame for mistakes which led it to ship a number of replacement server motherboards to customers pre-loaded with spyware.
OFT outlines plans to protect online shoppers
UK consumers still need to be educated about online shopping to prevent them falling victim to scams and problems, consumer protection regulator the Office of Fair Trading (OFT) has said.
Voting reform finally on the agenda
The opening salvoes of the 2015 general election were fired this week, with publication of the wording of a proposed referendum on alternative voting, to take place next year.
NAND flash bottleneck being blown away
A looming NAND flash memory bottleneck will be pre-empted by a tenfold increase in data rate due to a new industry standard being promoted by Samsung and Toshiba.
iPhones dialling up premium-rate bills again
AdMob has been placing premium-rate numbers into iPhone applications again, this time in an application targeted at kids, who are even more likely than adults to hit the link without noticing.
Country plods still not carrying mobile data devices
Police forces across England and Wales have wildly differing attitudes to the use of mobile-data gadgets. Almost 45,000 "hand-held IT devices" are in use by plods up and down the land, but seven forces have issued none at all.
Unpatched shortcut vuln exploited by mainstream malware
Virus writers have begun using the unpatched shortcut flaw in Windows first exploited by the Stuxnet worm, which targets power plant control systems, to create malware that infects the general population of vulnerable Windows machines.
Canvas chairman gives up Phorm job
Kip Meek has been appointed chairman of the Canvas company, and will lead the hunt for a CEO for the TV platform. He'll be giving up his non-executive directorships at the Broadband Stakeholder Group and Phorm.
HP to pitch Windows Slate at Big Biz
HP has confirmed that its Windows 7-based Slate 500 tablet hasn't been canned and will be pitched at big biz customers this coming autumn.
Spitzer 'scope spots Buckyballs in spaaace
NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has sniffed out Carbon-60 molecules in a distant nebula - the first detection of "Buckyballs" in outer space.
'Freeware' phishing kit dupes s'kiddies
Skilled malware authors have duped less skilled cybercrooks into doing their dirty work with a new phishing kit.
PARIS skins up with Rizlas and dope
Work continues apace down at the Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) workshop, where we've been looking at just how to skin our Vulture 1-X vehicle.
Microsoft's ARM deal fuels hope of a chilled-out Xbox
Microsoft has licensed ARM's architecture, but while an ARM might be found in every mobile phone it seems Redmond is more interested in putting some ARM goodness into the Xbox.
Google cranks up Chrome release schedule
Google plans to release new stable versions of Chrome every six weeks as it continues to try and smash through as many builds as possible of its increasingly popular browser.
BBC Trust green lights Corporation's news app
The BBC is now allowed to release smartphone apps able to present its news feeds to viewers on the move.
Possibly the world's most pointless review
Each week we receive dozens of link-to-article requests from tech websites. Much as we want to oblige, we rarely have time to read the articles, let alone link to them.
ACTA leaks - but secret squirrel stays secret
Just who is the bad apple at the ACTA negotiations, excluding the public and forcing discussions between the parties to be held in secret?
'Soft robots' will use gut-wrenching propulsion method
American boffins say they are poised to invent a new class of shape-shifting "soft bodied robots" which will manoeuvre - perhaps inside the human body - by mimicking the literally gut-wrenching means by which certain species of creepy-crawly get about.
The Sun saves parasailing donkey's ass
There's some top quality news today for the animal lovers among you: the Sun has moved with lightning speed to save the Sea of Azov's very own flying donkey, Anapka, who recently found herself on the wrong end of an asinine promotional stunt:
Olympus PEN E-PL1 Micro Four-Thirds camera
ReviewAdding another variation to its popular PEN range of Micro Four-Thirds cameras, the Olympus E-PL1 has done away with the retro style of its siblings, added a pop-up flash and a dedicated movie record button. It has re-designed the menu layout for even simpler navigation, introduced a Live Guide mode for complete novices and downgraded some of the pro options.
Apple delays white iPhone 4 - again
Apple still can't work out how to mass-produce an iPhone 4 coloured white and has now delayed the handset - again - until "later this year".
Couple charged over hybrid car industrial espionage plot
A Michigan couple faces charges of stealing industrial secrets on hybrid cars from GM before attempting to sell the data to a Chinese auto manufacturer.
London bike hire scheme suffers pre-launch wobbles
Anyone wishing to use one of Boris's hire bikes from next week will need a UK address registered with a credit card company in order to pre-register because the 'casual use' system has been delayed.
IBM's zEnterprise 196 CPU: Cache is king
AnalysisIBM is a funny technology company in that its top brass doesn't like to talk about feeds and speeds and seems to be allergic to hardware in particular. Which is particularly idiotic for a hardware company that sells servers, storage, and chips.
Home Office mobe theft fight doubles in importance
The Home Office has published guidelines asking recyclers to check if phones are stolen, claiming that the business is worth £5m a year despite it being only worth £2.5m eight weeks ago.
UK.gov soaps up public in latest data appeal
The Cabinet Office is once again asking British citizens to pony up ideas about what government information should be released via the data.gov.uk website.
Oracle has '$70bn, five-year acquisition plan'
Charles Phillips, one of the co-presidents at software giant and unenthusiastic server maker Oracle, reportedly said the company had plans to double its acquisition budget over the next five years to a total of $70bn. But apparently this is not true.
BBC news apps squeeze onto iPhone, iPad
The BBC Trust has waved through a Beeb news app for Apple’s iPhone and iPad, just a few months after the Corporation’s governing body mulled whether development of the software could be justified.
Forget the Jesus Phone, here's the Rude Phone
NSFWIt costs $78, it is available in black, red or white and it is called the WANK E5.
Software giant SAS loses copyright case in London
SAS has lost an important copyright case in the High Court in London, although SAS insists it has not lost at all.
Ex-staffer pleads guilty to massive T-Mobile data scam
A former T-Mobile employee has admitted his role in the illegal sale of massive volumes of customer data to marketers.
UK's Zephyr robo sun-plane in record-buster 2-week flight
The "Zephyr" solar-powered unmanned plane, which has been airborne continuously for the past two weeks above the Arizona desert, has made a successful landing to break several aviation records.
Forrester: IT spending growth holding up
The prognosticators at IT watcher Forrester Research are not letting a little debt crisis in Greece and the fears by some that it will "metastasize across the European Union" put a damper on global IT spending growth for 2010.
Google is ‘Obama’s Halliburton’
A discovery motion filed part of an investigation into Google’s former chief lobbyist turned Obama’s “Deputy CTO” failed this week.
Riverbed removes steel from WAN juicing Steelhead
Riverbed has released a version of its Steelhead WAN optimization appliance that isn't an appliance. You might say it's a Steelhead without the steel.
Intel and Nokia's MeeGo Linux gets car boost
Nokia and Intel's MeeGo mobile Linux effort has been given a leg up in cars.
Judas Phone: more Photoshop tomfoolery
Some sites call for Photoshop submissions [Fark and B3ta.com]. And some reject them, as Reg reader Bill discovered today.
Blacklight: Tango Down
One of the few things I learnt at university was Pareto’s Principle, or the 80/20 rule, which states that in anything, 20 per cent is vital and 80 per cent is trivial.
vBulletin vuln gifts admin credentials to unwashed masses
Websites using software from vBulletin have been stung by a critical vulnerability that makes it trivial to steal credentials needed to administer site panels.
Google tests (semi) HTML5 YouTube embed code
Google is testing new YouTube embed code that plays videos using either the company's experimental HTML5 player or its standard Flash player, depending on the video and the setup of the user's system.
Empires built on free code aren't cheap
Open...and ShutFive years ago, Joe Kraus declared that it was a "great time to be an entrepreneur." In the midst of dwindling hardware and software costs, among other things, it's never been easier to start and scale a company.
Security world ill-equipped to solve digital whodunnits
When anthrax-laced letters killed five people and sickened 17 others shortly after the September 11 terrorist attacks in 2001, investigators were able to pin point the precise lab where the deadly spores were manufactured. And when Confederate General Stonewall Jackson was shot on the battle field some 150 years ago, forensics showed only one of his own forces could have pulled the trigger.