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NASA declares Ares I-X test a success

NASA chiefs in charge of the agency's next-generation rocket program said on Thursday that their $445 million Ares I-X test flight was a success in proving the launch vehicle's design.
Austin Modine, 04 Dec 2009
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Windows 'openness' hailed in Nintendo game defeat

Updated It's a Bizarro-World indeed when Microsoft is held up by a judge in Europe as a paragon of openness, but that's apparently what happened in a law suit brought by Nintendo.
Gavin Clarke, 04 Dec 2009
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Cell phones don't fry brains, boffins say

In another blow to the cancer Cassandras crying out that cell phones rot your brain, a new Scandinavian study was released on Thursday indicating that cell-phone usage doesn't lead to an increased risk of brain cancer.
Rik Myslewski, 04 Dec 2009
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Tech-savvy UK kids = (over)confident writers

UK children who blog or share their lives on social networking sites are better writers than those who don't.
Rik Myslewski, 04 Dec 2009
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Two US men charged with running phony Cisco biz

Two Kansas men have been charged with making $1m in proceeds by buying computer networking gear in China and passing it off as products from Cisco Systems.
Dan Goodin, 04 Dec 2009
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Samsung YP-R1 16GB PMP

Review You can argue until the cows come home about what is the minimum screen size a PMP can get away with for watching feature length video on. Most would agree that an iPod Touch-esque 3.5in is the sweet spot, but Samsung reckons there is room beneath that.
Alun Taylor, 04 Dec 2009
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2009's Top Personal Media Players

Kit of the Year Yes, Apple dominates the PMP scene - for all those who grumble about the quality of its earphones. That didn't stop other manufacturers, most notably Sony, offering some darn fine alternatives in 2009, either by fighting back on price - Philips - or sound quality - Sony. But its hard to beat the all-round, utterly slim loveliness of the iPod Touch.
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Never mind virtual desktops - what about the apps?

Lab Conventional wisdom says that when planning an IT project, the things to get right before you start are less about ‘the thing’, and more about what the thing has to fit into, who's going to use it and who needs convincing of its value in the first place. Somewhere along the line ‘the thing’ gets some attention, but when it comes to practicalities in most real world projects, the thing comes last.
Martin Atherton, 04 Dec 2009
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Who owns science? Manchester Manifesto can't answer

Who owns science could be an interesting question: who should own science even more so. Sadly, the latest attempt at asking exactly these is less than interesting in its answers.
Tim Worstall, 04 Dec 2009
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Zero-day IE fix stars in last Patch Tuesday of the decade

Microsoft is lining up a fix for a zero-day vulnerability in Internet Explorer as part of the decade's last ever Patch Tuesday update.
John Leyden, 04 Dec 2009
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Unified Comms: The inside track

On Demand If you were unlucky enough to miss our live broadcast on Unified Comms last week you can breathe easy - we recorded it so you can watch it whenever you like.
Phil Mitchell, 04 Dec 2009
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Dell offloads Polish factory to Taiwanese manufacturer

Dell is offloading its factory in Poland to Taiwanese knock 'em out giant Foxconn, less than a year after axing most of its Irish workers and shifting their jobs to the East European facility.
Joe Fay, 04 Dec 2009
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Smut is OK, says Montreal prof

A Canadian prof, after a great deal of painstaking research, has found that looking at porn has no measurable negative effects on men's psychology.
Lewis Page, 04 Dec 2009
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MS Jingle Bell bus rattles past Reg Towers

Having decided that Family Guy wasn't exactly the right way to punt Windows 7, Microsoft has decided to get down wiv da kidz by sponsoring the The Jingle Bell Ball - a musical extravaganza this weekend featuring luminaries such as Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, Miley Cyrus and the Backstreet Boys.
Lester Haines, 04 Dec 2009
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Lord Carlile: Police are taking the proverbial on terror

The government’s own anti-terror advisor, Lord Carlile of Berriew, believes that the police are over-using and misusing anti-terror laws to crack down on photographers.
Jane Fae , 04 Dec 2009
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MPs to go clubbing in cocaine inquiry

MPs are to go nightclubbing in London to get the bottom of the cocaine trade and how it's affecting Britain.
Joe Fay, 04 Dec 2009
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Nokia to halve its smartphone portfolio in 2010

Handset competition used to be all about releasing hundreds of models, many just slight variations on one another.
Wireless Watch, 04 Dec 2009
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Copenhagen forest-saving plans to create 'carbon refugees'

Climate-change reduction measures to be debated at the imminent Copenhagen UN climate conference could cause a "humanitarian crisis" and create huge numbers of starving, homeless "carbon refugees" in poor nations, according to an Earth-sciences prof in Leeds.
Lewis Page, 04 Dec 2009
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Spyware threat haunts squeaky-clean iPhones

Apple's line that iPhone users who toe the line and resist any temptation to jailbreak, unlock or otherwise desecrate their smartphone are protected from threats has been called into question by new research.
John Leyden, 04 Dec 2009
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Pig plague alert: Avoid missionary position

Cosmpolitan has done its bit to fight the terrifying advance of the H1N1 pig plague by advising its readers to avoid the missionary position during sex and instead adopt the reverse cowgirl.
Lester Haines, 04 Dec 2009
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Intel to intro next-gen netbook Atom on 10 January?

Expect a raft of new netbooks based on Intel's next-generation 'Pine Trail' Atom chippage after 10 January - the day the products will be formally launched, it seems.
Tony Smith, 04 Dec 2009
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Nikon D300s DSLR

Review The Nikon D300s is the successor to the original D300 that appeared in the UK almost two years ago. Sharing the same 51-point autofocus and 12.3Mp sensor, it’s the cheaper DX format alternative to the top of the range Nikon D3 DSLR, and sits neatly next to the full frame D700.
James Cumpsty, 04 Dec 2009
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Camel carcasses menace Outback water supplies

The carcasses of wild Oz camels who've succumbed to drought pose a serious threat to water supplies in the country's arid central desert, authorities have warned.
Lester Haines, 04 Dec 2009
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PayPal mistakes own email for phishing attack

Banks and financial institutions are fond of lecturing customers about the perils of phishing emails, the bogus messages that attempt to trick marks into handing over their login credentials to fraudulent sites. Yet many undo this good work by sending out emails themselves that invite users to click on a link and log into their account rather than going a safer route and telling users to use bookmarked versions of their site.
John Leyden, 04 Dec 2009
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Google UK boss: Think of us as a newsagent

The head of Google UK reassured MPs yesterday that the massive ad broker does not steal content from impoverished publishers, and should be thought of more as a kindly local newsagent with a massive server farm at the back of the shop.
Joe Fay, 04 Dec 2009
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Open sourcers aim selves at US gov

Advocates who helped shape a major US government department's policy paper on using open-source in IT projects are stepping up their lobby.
Gavin Clarke, 04 Dec 2009
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Norwegians plan to harpoon Twitter

A battling consumer group has pledged to take on Twitter, accusing it of breaching privacy laws.
Team Register, 04 Dec 2009
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LG has 23in 3D LCD to sell, right now

LG's Display division has begun pitching 3D screens to TV and monitor makers, the company said this week.
Tony Smith, 04 Dec 2009
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RIM joins queue for Qi

Research in Motion and Energizer are the latest to sign up to the Wireless Power Consortium and endorsed its Qi standard.
Bill Ray, 04 Dec 2009
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Physicists assemble world's smallest snowman

The National Physical Laboratory has deployed a range of techniques to create the world's smallest snowman - a diminutive fellow just 10 µm across, or "1/5th the width of a human hair".
Lester Haines, 04 Dec 2009
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Georgia cops cuff terrorist elf

Georgia cops earlier this week cuffed a man in an elf suit on the not unreasonable grounds that he told a shopping mall Santa he was packing dynamite.
Lester Haines, 04 Dec 2009
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Zero-day Adobe bug overshadows impending Flash fix

Fears over a reportedly unpatched flaw in Adobe Illustrator have been heightened by the release of exploit code.
John Leyden, 04 Dec 2009
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The unrealised potential of ERP and CRM

Poll Results With all of that money, time and effort expended on ERP and CRM systems over the years, you would expect organisations to have paid a lot of attention to getting the most from them, but a recent poll of Reg readers (including 66 ERP users and 65 CRM users) suggests that many implementations have some way to go before they deliver their full potential (Figure 1).
Dale Vile, 04 Dec 2009
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'Doctor Dark Energy': The Ultimate LHC eccentric?

Nutjob Friday There are many interesting questions to be asked regarding the Large Hadron Collider, most powerful matter-rending machine ever assembled by the human race. Will it discover the elusive Higgs Boson? Will it open up an interdimensional portal into some mysterious continuum beyond our own? Will it, perhaps, destroy the world and/or entire universe in a deadly planetary soupening mishap?
Lewis Page, 04 Dec 2009
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Lots of young adults still sexting shock

Another survey of US teenagers has shown an unprecedented proportion are sending nudie pictures of themselves to each other.
Bill Ray, 04 Dec 2009
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VW unveils slippery four-seat hybrid

Leccy Tech Volkswagen has given the world a glimpse at its 2011 small car line-up with the unveiling of its Up! Lite concept at the LA Auto Show.
Alun Taylor, 04 Dec 2009
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Copan moves to indirect sales channel

Comment Copan Systems is moving to an indirect sales model, sparking closure rumours as many people were laid off.
Chris Mellor, 04 Dec 2009
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Bing dies (briefly) after Microsoft hits wrong button

Bing was hit by a widespread outage Thursday evening after Microsoft accidentally updated the live site with changes intended for a test environment.
Austin Modine, 04 Dec 2009
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Attack exploits just-patched Mac security bug

If you haven't installed the latest security update for Mac OS X, now would be a good time.
Dan Goodin, 04 Dec 2009
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Ellison compromises on MySQL control?

Larry Ellison is reported to be considering a compromise with the European Union over MySQL, having recently vowed to "vigorously" fight regulators.
Gavin Clarke, 04 Dec 2009
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Cisco says Tandberg borging underway

When the Cisco mothership is at your door, you have one of two choices: be assimilated quickly or slowly.
Austin Modine, 04 Dec 2009
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FCC eyes 'over' 150MHz of TV airwaves for broadband

The US Federal Communications Commission says it wants to reclaim "over" 150 MHz of spectrum from television broadcasters as part of its plan to beef the country's wireless broadband.
Cade Metz, 04 Dec 2009
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Motorola's banana-mutilation ad disses iPhone

Motorola's latest ad for its Droid smartphone could reveal the company's choice of target market: men insecure about their virility.
Rik Myslewski, 04 Dec 2009
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Accused phone thief snared after phone sends pic to victim

A Philadelphia teenager turned himself into police after his self-portrait was captured on a cell phone he's accused of stealing during an armed robbery.
Dan Goodin, 04 Dec 2009
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Microsoft and Yahoo! finally finalize search pact

Microsoft and Yahoo! have finalized the web search pact they announced to the world in July, a deal that would see Redmond's technology drive Yahoo!'s search engine.
Cade Metz, 04 Dec 2009
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Intel condemns tardy Larrabee to dev purgatory

Intel's Larrabee many-core CPU-GPU mashup is so far behind schedule it will not be released as a standalone product.
Rik Myslewski, 04 Dec 2009