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It's a Pivotal moment: Dell's cloudy soft limb hits the stock market
And so it begins: Veritas lays off UK workers, R&D bods hit hardest
BOFH
: We know where the bodies are buried
Google kills off domain fronting – and so secure comms just got tougher
Apple's magical quality engineering strikes again: You may want to hold off that macOS High Sierra update...
Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...
Oracle pledges annual Solaris updates for you to install each summer
Oracle demands dev tear down iOS app that has 'JavaScript' in its name
Oh, baby! Newborn-care website leaves database of medics wide open
No way, RSA! Security conference's mobile app embarrassingly insecure
British Crackas With Attitude chief gets two years in the cooler for CIA spymaster hack
Planned European death ray may not need Brit boffinry brain-picking
Apple unleashes FoundationDB as an open source project
Kubernetes? Just automate it….
Build a serverless framework at home: Go on, bit of open sourcey hijinx won't hurt
Docker enterprise kit gets cozy with Kubernetes
Policy
The Channel
Facebook privacy audit by auditors finds everything is awesome!
Kaspersky Lab loses the privilege of giving Twitter ad money
Creaky NHS digital infrastructure risks holding back gene boffinry, say MPs
Government demands for people's personal info from Microsoft reach all-time low
Amazon, LG Electronics turned my vape into an exploding bomb, says burned bloke in lawsuit
Two's company, Three's unbowed: You Brits will pay more for MMS snaps
LESTER gets ready to trundle:
The Register
's beer-bot has a name
Motorola Z
2
Force: This one's for the butterfingered Android lovers
Geek's Guide
Here's another headline where NASA is dragged through the mud for cheap Mars wise cracks
Bloke fruit flies enjoy ejaculating, turn to booze when starved of sexy times
Musk: I want to retrieve rockets with big Falcon party balloons
SpaceX finally Falcon flings NASA's TESS into orbit
Artificial Intelligence
Internet of Things
Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient
Samsung-backed gizmo may soon juice up your smartphone over the air
Beware! Medical AI systems are easy targets for fraud and error
Machines learned to assemble IKEA’s semi-disposable furniture
Verity Stob
Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam
Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?
There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick
Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap
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Safety wonks condemn digital TV satnav
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) has hit out at Mio’s latest satnavs, which allow drivers to catch some TV while driving.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
Oracle razzle-dazzles Wall St with recession performance
In the musical Chicago, attorney Billy Flynn shows client Roxy Heart how to razzle dazzle a jury to prove she's the naïve victim of "liquor and jazz". Larry Ellison seems to have watched and learned.
Gavin Clarke
,
24 Jun 2009
3
LG XD2 500GB
Review
Last year, getting 500GB out of a big desktop external hard drive was impressive. Now, you have have half-a-terabyte of storage in the palm of your hand. Literally, if you happen to have LG's new XD2 about your person.
Tony Smith
,
24 Jun 2009
1
Ginetta gunning for electric Goodwood
Leccy Tech
British sportscar maker Ginetta has announced plans to enter a leccy version of its G50 vehicle into the Hill Climb race at the upcoming Goodwood Festival of Speed.
Alun Taylor
,
24 Jun 2009
2
Euro data watchdog claims progress on data protection
The European Union is making good progress on data protection, with most institutions now meeting requirements - although Community agencies are doing less well.
John Oates
,
24 Jun 2009
39
Paris Hilton in Dubai hotel spycam shocker
Jetsetting celebutard Paris Hilton is reportedly trembling behind a security ring of steel after a "secret recording device" was discovered in her deluxe Dubai hotel suite.
Lester Haines
,
24 Jun 2009
5
Commission investigates right to 'chip silence'
The European Commission is to investigate whether or not people have the right to disappear from the ever-more pervasive digital networks that surround them.
OUT-LAW.COM
,
24 Jun 2009
19
PayPal UK titsup
Updated:
PayPal UK is currently down. Although the front page seems to be working, anyone logging in is met with a server error message.
John Oates
,
24 Jun 2009
2
Nokia toughens up
Nokia may have sprung a leak, because details have seeped out online about a handset that’s rumoured to be the Finnish firm’s upcoming rugged handset.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
HP unwraps ultra-tough netbook
On-the-go pros demand stylish, yet durable fully featured PCs, at least according to HP. So the firm has updated its Mini PC line to pander to the likes of SSD-lovers after a small laptop that’s as hard as nails.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
102
Designer pitches flat-pack power plug
Carrying power plugs - especially Britain's big ones - can be the bugbear of any gadget-laden traveller. But one designer may have come up with a solution: a folding plug.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
1
AMD preparing Centrino-esque laptop brand... again?
AMD will launch a new brand, Vision, in a bid to create an alternative to Intel's Centrino... just as Intel starts to downplay its long-running laptop platform brand.
Tony Smith
,
24 Jun 2009
14
Femto cells with big ideas
Femtocell World Summit
Visitors to the Femtocell forum in London this week are being deluged with demonstrations showing what a Femtocell application can do, the only problem being that they are all the same, and that none of them work.
Bill Ray
,
24 Jun 2009
57
Spanish court in favour of topless celebs
NSFW
A Spanish court has ruled that celebrities exposed by the country's jub-hungry tabloid press must accept that they're a legitimate news target for the cameras, whether they happen to be wearing a bikini top or not.
Lester Haines
,
24 Jun 2009
60
Prof: Global windfarm could power entire human race
Analysis
Harvard University boffins have published an analysis of how much energy the human race could possibly produce from wind power, and we thought we'd have a bit of a play around with their numbers.
Lewis Page
,
24 Jun 2009
3
Nokia chucks Ovi combo onto desktop
Nokia has spent the last few years chucking its different portals into the Ovi brand, and now it's got round to combining the various desktop package too, with Ovi Desktop Suite version 2.0.
Bill Ray
,
24 Jun 2009
43
German old timers torture financial adviser
A gang of very disgruntled German pensioners who lost $4m in savings in a Florida property investment scheme allegedly decided the best way to get their cash back was to kidnap and torture the financial adviser responsible.
Lester Haines
,
24 Jun 2009
20
Mystic Met Office predicts neighbourhood Thermageddon
On Thursday, the Met Office launched its new report on global warming: UK Climate Projections 2009, otherwise known as UKCP09. This is based on the output of Hadley Centre climate models that predict temperature increases of up to 6°C with wetter winters, dryer summers, more heatwaves, rising sea levels, more floods and all the other catastrophes that one would expect from similar exercises in alarmism.
Tony Newbery
,
24 Jun 2009
5
Windows 7 RC downloads to end 15 August
Microsoft has confirmed its Windows 7 release candidate download program will expire on 15 August.
Kelly Fiveash
,
24 Jun 2009
54
'Overweight' people live longer than those of 'ideal' weight
Cheerful news for those whose Body Mass Index (BMI) falls into the "overweight" range today - you will probably live longer than a person whose BMI is "ideal". Boffins in Canada and America revealed the new findings following a study of over 11,000 Canadians covering the last 12 years.
Lewis Page
,
24 Jun 2009
23
UK police chiefs mull regional cybercrime squads
British police chiefs are drawing up plans to set up regional "cybercrime" squads along the lines of existing teams tasked to handle anti-terror operations.
John Leyden
,
24 Jun 2009
59
Nokia N97
Review
Nokia's flagship phone for 2009, the N97 has set sail – backed by marketing expenditure the size of an African nation's health budget. But it's barely got out of port before hitting stormy waters. Some of the disappointment expressed on the web – from phone fan sites and bloggers – is fair; some of it is baffling, but much of it is self-inflicted. Nokia has hyped the N97 intensely, even pitching it head-to-head against Apple's iPhone 3G S, with identical UK launch times.
Andrew Orlowski
,
24 Jun 2009
91
Disney punts hetero luuurv to wide-eyed kiddies
Parents who'd rather hoped that sticking their brats in front of a Disney film would result in nothing more serious than whining demands for associated merchandising will be horrified to learn that such movies are punting strictly heterosexual values to impressionable minds.
Lester Haines
,
24 Jun 2009
16
Bing zings, but for how long?
Microsoft’s Bing bubble apparently hasn’t burst yet - stats released yesterday show the firm’s revamped search engine upped its share of paid clicks by 13 per cent following its launch earlier this month.
Kelly Fiveash
,
24 Jun 2009
5
Geek demos Theremin
Super Mario
game controller
Motion controlled gaming’s currently the talk of the town, thanks to the likes of Microsoft’s Project Natal. Now one enterprising Nintendo fan has turned a 1920s musical gadget into a new form of motion-based Mario controller.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
5
Vodafone has head stuck in Smoke
Vodafone's top brass is relocating to London, in a move that apparently has nothing to do with not liking Newbury and everything to do with being closer to business partners and shareholders.
Bill Ray
,
24 Jun 2009
43
CGI
Thunderbirds
sadly not go
Thunderbirds creator Gerry Anderson says ITV has pretty well scuppered his plans to offer a CGI remake of the classic series - despite his insistence he can raise the £15m needed to bring the Tracy family back to the screen.
Lester Haines
,
24 Jun 2009
2
Panda fattens up by gobbling European franchises in pre-float drive
Panda Security has bought three of its European franchise operations, taking them in-house as part of the latest phase in the Spanish security firm's international expansion strategy.
John Leyden
,
24 Jun 2009
20
IT contractors demand overhaul of company transfer visas
The Professional Contractors Group has called on the Migration Advisory Committee (MAC) to overhaul the rules regarding "intra company transfers" amidst rising concern that the system is open to abuse.
Joe Fay
,
24 Jun 2009
3
Homebrew Pre apps find easy install
Developers unwilling to wait for the Mojo SDK for Palm's Pre, or to be bound by its restrictions, have discovered that unsigned applications can be installed using a specially-formatted e-mail rather than any mucking about with unlocking the handset.
Bill Ray
,
24 Jun 2009
30
Kate Moss kills Kills cuts
WSA
Spindly, party-hopping Croydon supermodel Kate Moss is in some bother with her bloke, Kills muso Jamie Hince, after allegedly hurling his laptop - replete with new songs - into a swimming pool.
Sarah Bee
,
24 Jun 2009
17
Rapidshare stung with €24m fine
File hosting service Rapidshare has been fined €24m by a German court and ordered to filter online content more effectively.
Kelly Fiveash
,
24 Jun 2009
5
US military cyberwar force will work with NSA
The long wrangle among the US military about who gets to be in charge of cyber warfare and who gets all the resulting pork appears to have been settled. Questions remain, however, regarding the level of America's readiness to take offensive military cyber action against enemies presumably overseas.
Lewis Page
,
24 Jun 2009
14
L'Oreal appeals eBay ruling
French slap and shampoo concern L'Oreal is to appeal a recent ruling that eBay is not responsible for counterfeit or grey import goods which are available on its site.
John Oates
,
24 Jun 2009
25
MS no-frills security scanner gets thumbs up in early tests
Microsoft's limited but free-of-extra-charge anti-malware scanner has performed creditably in early tests.
John Leyden
,
24 Jun 2009
36
Hero: HTC names third Android smartphone
HTC has taken the covers off of its third smartphone based on Google’s Android OS. But does the firm’s latest phone sport sufficient features and a decent enough UI to shake the foundations at iPhone 3G S HQ?
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
2
Vivitek readies UK debut of world’s first LED Full HD DLP projector
Californian presentation and display technology company Vivitek is launching a full-frontal assault on the UK projector market, with the launch of the H9080FD, billed as the world’s first LED Full HD DLP home cinema projector.
George Cole
,
24 Jun 2009
10
Tesla cashes multi-million dollar govt cheque
Leccy Tech
Tesla Motors has secured itself a whopping funding package from the US government which the company plans to use to further its standing in the e-car business.
Alun Taylor
,
24 Jun 2009
2
UK mobile networks clash following HTC Hero launch
Just hours after HTC unveiled Hero as its third Android-based smartphone, the UK arms of T-Mobile and Orange have both confirmed plans to sell the phone in Blighty.
James Sherwood
,
24 Jun 2009
13
Steve Jobs liver transplant confirmed by doc
A Tennessee physician has confirmed that Steve Jobs has a new liver.
Cade Metz
,
24 Jun 2009
9
Microsoft cuts off Security Essentials downloads
Redmond has cut off access to its Microsoft Security Essentials beta, less than a day after offering the free security app to John Q. Public on a first-come, first-served basis.
Cade Metz
,
24 Jun 2009
6
Eclipse worms into Apple Cocoa, iPhone
Apple Macs, iPhones, and other mobile devices are being pulled into the open-source tools universe of Eclipse, a group whose genesis can be traced to enterprise Java and C/C++.
Gavin Clarke
,
24 Jun 2009
22
Doom
creator bought by Bethesda
Id Software, the famed independent game developer behind Doom and Quake, has been sold to ZeniMax Media, the parent company of Bethesda Softworks.
Austin Modine
,
24 Jun 2009
5
HP switches to DC for telcos
Phone companies got one idea right regarding switching systems and other back office kit running complex applications: stick with DC power.
Timothy Prickett Morgan
,
24 Jun 2009
21
Apple wins right to continue Hackintosh beating
Erstwhile Apple clone-maker Psystar is trying to escape, but Apple won't let them.
Rik Myslewski
,
24 Jun 2009
14
Beijing snuffs Google.com
Chinese net censors appeared to block Google's worldwide website last night, as that country's government continues to grapple with the company over pornographic links turned up by its search engine.
Cade Metz
,
24 Jun 2009
8
AT&T punts not-free iPhone nav app
AT&T has released a free turn-by-turn iPhone navigation app - but to actually use it, you'll have to pay ten bucks a month.
Rik Myslewski
,
24 Jun 2009
1
Chrome update plugs hush-hush browser hole
Google has pushed out a new version of its browser that protects against a critical vulnerability as well as fixing some stability snags.
John Leyden
,
24 Jun 2009
6
US IT outfits slice 34,800 jobs
Stateside IT suppliers jettisoned more than 34,000 jobs last month, according to new research.
Timothy Prickett Morgan
,
24 Jun 2009
7
Hohm - save energy the Microsoft way
Household energy conservation is a task typically handled by fathers peevishly moving from room-to-room, turning off lights and closing doors whilst grumbling over the barnyard behavior of his offspring. But now Microsoft wants a piece of the racket.
Austin Modine
,
24 Jun 2009
16
SCO's lifesaver 'profited from Iraq war'
As protracted debacles go, the US-led invasion of Iraq and the SCO Group's fruitless prosecution of IBM over Linux have a few things in common.
Gavin Clarke
,
24 Jun 2009
13
UK retailer apologizes for faux Iran Tweets
If you're among the many who've been searching Twitter for digital howls of revolution over the disputed Iranian presidential election, you may have turned up ads for UK furniture retailer Habitat.
Cade Metz
,
24 Jun 2009
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