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Microsoft arms half-wit developers with PHP handgun

Fail and YouTerrible things are about to happen in Microsoft's web application hosting environment, Windows Azure. Redmond's Slugworth, desperate to keep up with Mountain View's Chocolate Factory, has introduced support for PHP on their web application platform. Microsoft's Windows Azure is a competitor to Google App Engine and is trying to gain popularity by supporting interoperability and standards. And don't fall asleep within four hours of reading that sentence or a blood vessel will burst in your brain as your subconscious tries to make sense of it. You've been warned.
Ted Dziuba, 25 May 2009

Digital Universe adds sextillions to hit 487 billion gigs

CommentIDC has under-predicted the growth in the amount of digital information, again, with millions of gigabytes of extra data created in 2008. The tech research firm claims business CIOs are having to make tough decisions, as huge information growth places ever-increasing demands on shrinking resources.
Chris Mellor, 25 May 2009

Transparent techies gather in Oxford

The end of July will see a British BarCamp in Oxford to discuss transparency and openness in government, cyber activism, data and identity protection and the ethics of social media.
John Oates, 25 May 2009

Scientists: Tasers work, but we don't know how

Despite the Taser being one of the most heavily researched less-lethal weapons in the world, its operational mechanism remains a mystery, a conference on non-lethal weapons was told.
Mary Lane, 25 May 2009
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Sony Ericsson C905 Plus

ReviewPraised for combining quality optics with top-notch phone features, Sony Ericsson's 'C for camera' series has raised the bar again with the C905 Plus. It's basically an upgrade of the existing C905 8.1Mp Cyber-shot camphone with expanded memory, a grin gabbing Smile Shutter feature, plus extra applications including Youtube and the BBC iPlayer.
Dave Oliver, 25 May 2009

Who wants a giant poster of the history of Unix?

This one is strictly for the hardcore fan - for the very first time, it says here, you have the chance to purchase a giant poster showing the history and development of Unix.
Team Register, 25 May 2009

Phone apps help blind 'see'

Two innovative mobile phone applications are in development that, it’s claimed, will help the blind and visually impaired more easily identify everyday objects and independently navigate.
James Sherwood, 25 May 2009

Pillar Data - Larry Ellison's other storage company

AnalysisOracle buying Sun Microsystems has caused people to wonder about the future of Pillar Data, Larry's other storage company.
Chris Mellor, 25 May 2009
USB 3.0 SuperSpeed

Inside USB 3.0

NEC last week announced what it claims is the world's first host controller chip for USB 3.0 - aka SuperSpeed USB because of its 5Gb/s peak data-transfer rate.
Nick Hawkesmoor, 25 May 2009

iPhone apps - the 10 smartest and the 10 stupidest

The soon-to-be-released iPhone 3.0 software will offer a slew of new capabilities to iPhone developers. With that sea change in mind, we thought now would be a good time to take a look at the highs and lows of the current crop of apps for the iPhone and iPod touch.
Rik Myslewski, 25 May 2009
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Super interconnect maker Quadrics going titsup

Last week, El Reg told you that one of the co-founders of British supercomputer switch interconnect maker Quadrics, Duncan Roweth, had taken a job at rival Cray. The situation at Quadrics is apparently more dire than that. The company is closing its doors.

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