Even without 3-Jesus Phone, Apple busts revenue records
During its last fiscal quarter, Apple shipped a record 2.49 million Macs, and even if you ignore a decent chunk of its Jesus Phone sales, it nabbed a record $7.46bn in revenues. But in typically coy fashion, the company says it has low expectations for the quarter to come.
Brocade buys Foundry Networks for $3bn
Brocade is to acquire Foundry Networks for $3bn in cash and stock. The storage networking vendor has secured a $1.5bn debt facility from Bank of America and Morgan Stanley to grease the purchase.
Operation Sprogwatch: Keeping tabs on the kids
It's every parent's dream - reliable and easy-accessed information on what your offspring are up to. Electronics systems such as Spyphone II 8210 actually allow you to dial into your child's mobile, and eavesdrop on their conversations. And now, there's the "buddi", which will track wherever the brats go, showing a GPS path every 30 seconds.
Vultures circle over IT jobs
Big IT firms are likely to do better from the credit crunch than smaller suppliers, as greater economies of scale allow them to offer cheaper prices.
Vodafone shares tumble on interims
Vodafone, the world's largest cellco, grew revenues to £9.1bn, up by nearly 20 per cent, or 1.7 per cent organic growth, in the three months ended 30 June 2008.
Home Office classes openness review a secret
It may be a little early for the silly season, but if last week’s antics by the Home Office and the Daily Mail are anything to go by, it is already upon us.
Police told: Delete old criminal records
The Information Tribunal has told five police forces to remove old, minor criminal records from their databases.
If your SSD sucks, blame Vista, says SSD vendor
It's Windows Vista's fault that solid-state storage isn't performing as well as its proponents predicted. So said SanDisk CEO Eli Harari, but at least he didn't go as far as saying it's Microsoft's problem to fix.
Divorce for shouty YouTube wife
Broadway mogul Philip Smith has been granted a divorce from the actress whose dull video rants inexplicably clocked up over 3m hits on YouTube.
Watching the security landscape
RegCastIt's a proud day here at El Reg - behold our first live video webcast, now snugly fitted into the archives and available for your delectation. We took an unflinching look into the evolving security landscape, and we'd like to invite you to take a good hard stare too.
The Guardian's excellent Web 2.0 blog-up
CommentLate last month The Guardian quietly put to sleep its exercise in fighting climate change via the power of blogs, Tread Lightly. Nine months of weekly personal CO2 reduction pledges by Guardian readers had shown, Carolyn Fry wrote bravely, "that even relatively small weekly carbon savings can add up to significant amounts if enough people commit themselves to the task in hand."
RM buddies up with Tesco on new voucher scheme
UK schools computer supplier RM has bagged a partnership deal with Tesco for the retail giant’s forthcoming voucher collection scheme which kicks off in 2009.
Blighty's electro-supercar 2.0 uncloaked today
UpdatedHere at the British Motor Show in London, there are lots and lots of cars to see. Quite a few of them have electric or part-electric power trains. A few of these use or plan to use advanced battery technologies such as lithium-ion. Only one has moved on further still, to a technology which promises genuinely usable electric cars, able to do pretty much everything an internal-combustion vehicle can.
Vendor touts PC's Mac OS X compatibility
Apple Legal, we laugh in your face! Brassy computer company Open Tech is cocking just such snook Jobs-wards, though we note it's not brave enough to publish an address on its website...
Sony Ericsson unwraps Walkman duo
With the summer festival season upon us, Sony Ericsson hopes that rockers, moshers and all music lovers will start dancing to the beat of its two latest Walkman phones. When they finally go on sale...
Ten Tech Toys for Travellers
Round-upIt may be hard to believe what the Met Office tells us, that we’re about to get an entire month’s rainfall in a single day, but the summer holidays are well and truly upon us. So it’s time to start packing the bags and stocking up on the latest tech toys that you can take on holiday with you.
NASA: The Moon is not enough
NASA and its international aeronautical cohorts have some serious explaining to do before they start rocketing folks to the Moon again.
Lenovo stock falls as IBM retreats
Lenovo saw shares fall more than five per cent today following a sale of the PC maker's shares.
419ers crank up the menaces
You know how it is - things are a bit quiet in the internet cafes of Lagos, people have sussed MARIAM ABACHA doesn't really have $30,000,000 (THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS) in gold bullion looted from Saddam Hussein's personal vault, and so it looks like it's time to up the email scam ante.
Who do you think you are, knitting Mr Hitler?
There's no easy way to lead into this so we'll just come right out with it - according to The Sun one can now obtain knitting patterns to create one's very own cuddly Hitler.
RSA domain glitch derails UK online retailers
RSA has apologised for a domain name registration glitch, which left clients of its securesuite.co.uk payment processing service unable to process payment as normal last Thursday.
Morgan shows 'light & slippery' fuel-cell car concept
Here at the Reg we aren't motoring hacks, we're technology hacks. So to us, most of the cars here at the British Motor Show are a bit boring. Internal-combustion engine? Come on. Battery car? Needs to be special. Hydrogen fuel cell? Even Nigel Tufnel has one (shared with his less famous wife, Jamie Lee Curtis). Anyway, fuel-cell cars are always battery hybrids.
Asus P750 Windows Mobile smartphone
ReviewFunction over form is the name of the game with Asus' P750. No clever styling, no flash graphic user interface, just robust design, a reasonable specification and decent value for money.
Sat nav blunder places The Rock in Skegness
In an epic, multinational sat nav cock-up, a Syrian lorry driver aiming for Gibraltar left Turkey and ended up in Skegness.
MoD budget fiddles under fire
The Public Accounts Committee has accused the Ministry of Defence of a "culture of optimism" and of creative accountancy to make it look like it's saving money when often it's not.
Tesco causes couple condom catastrophe
The pitfalls of online shopping at the Evil Empire were revealed in their full horror to a monogamous South Yorkshire couple, who found 12 Mates condoms added to their Tesco.com shopping list.
New Symbian launches mobile free-for-all
OSCONThe Symbian Foundation is gagging to gain acceptance as a free and neutral mobile alternative to Windows, Linux and Apple.
Panasonic punts thee-sensor primary colour capturing camcorder
Panasonic has launched two new camcorders that it claims are the world’s first HD models to incorporate a specialist sensor for exceptionally high light sensitivity.
Set sail with Garmin's seafaring satnav
If you’re lucky enough to own a white Lotus Esprit like the one from 1970s Bond flick The Spy Who Loved Me, then Garmin’s latest satnav will be perfect for you.
Sky preps broadband music downloads with Universal
Sky is launching a new music retail company in partnership with the world's biggest record company, Universal.
Pwnie Awards celebrate best and worst of security
Organisers of the security world's Oscars, the Pwnie Awards, have announced the nominees for the second annual awards.
Batman cuffed over alleged assault
UpdatedChristian Bale was arrested earlier today over an alleged assault on two family members in his suite at London's Dorchester Hotel on Sunday, the BBC reports.
Asus Eee Box UK desktop debut delayed?
UpdatedThe UK debut of Asus' Eee Box desktop PC appears to have been put back a month. Originally scheduled for an August arrival, it's now showing up on retail websites with a late September release date.
Sony Ericsson preps low-cost Walkman phone
Sony Ericsson has already announced two feature-rich Walkman music phones today, but it's also trying its luck with a third model that really scrapes the functionality barrel by comparison.
Spaniards show off touchscreen moto-computer tech
Further fuel for the touchscreen versus buttons debate was offered today at the British Motor Show, as Spanish car-tech newcomer IFR Automotive showed off its new, one-size-fits-all motocomputer kit.
Drivers finger satnavs for motoring mishaps
Near misses and wrong turns are part of everyday driving, but new research has revealed that some drivers have taken to blaming satnavs for their motoring mishaps.
New York threatens Comcast with anti-porn suit
New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo has threatened Comcast with legal action if it doesn't fall in line with his quixotic campaign against online child pornography. And the American ISP is set to do exactly what he wants.
E-Gold cops to e-money laundering
Online payment service E-Gold and three of its principals have pleaded guilty to criminal money-laundering charges following accusations they knowingly allowed child pornographers, investment scammers and other internet-based criminals to transfer funds related to their misdeeds.
Texas Memory Systems makes mighty big RAM SSD
Texas Memory Systems has introduced its RamSan-440 DRAM-based solid state drive (SSD), with half again as much I/O bandwidth as its predecessor and a quadrupled capacity.
Canonical hippies spread Ubuntu Launchpad love
OSCONCanonical, Ubuntu's commercial sponsor, next week plans a major update to its massive code hosting and project management platform Launchpad.
Banking Trojan hides in fake Alonso F1 crash story
Fabricated news of a supposed car accident involving Formula One star Fernando Alonso is being used to distribute a new banking Trojan.
EMC management suite gets 'Web 2.0' makeover
EMC's suite of enterprise content management tools are getting a massive 'Web 2.0' refresh over the next year.
Climate protestor claims glued self to UK Prime Minister
Downing Street today denied claims that UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is currently super-glued to a climate action campaigner.
Intel juices parallel programming for the masses
OSCONA year after open sourcing its cross-platform Threaded Building Blocks (TBB), Intel has released what it called a "significant" upgrade to is parallel programming template library.
Convicted spammer goes AWOL from federal prison
A convicted spammer who who generated millions of dollars blasting out pump-and-dump messages has gone AWOL from the federal prison camp where he was serving a 21-month sentence.
Yahoo! profits! drop! 19! per! cent!
Yahoo!'s profits took a significant tumble during its last fiscal quarter, falling 19 per cent from the same quarter last year. But CEO Jerry Yang says the company's health is pretty darn good considering the turmoil that's surrounded it since Ballmer came calling back in February.