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US regulators lapse into state of approval for HP's EDS buy

US regulators are letting Hewlett-Packard's planned $13.9bn purchase of computer services giant Electronic Data Systems (EDS) go through without much anti-trust fuss.
Austin Modine, 01 Jul 2008
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Congress still afraid to define 'internet gambling'

The intellectual haze that envelopes American internet gambling policy thickened the past week, as lawmakers failed to define what exactly constitutes "unlawful" internet gambling. As absurd as it sounds, two years after the passage of the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA), Congress still can’t make up its collective mind as to what behavior the law is intended to cover.
Burke Hansen, 01 Jul 2008
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Adobe boosts Flash media search with Google and Yahoo!

Adobe Systems is working with Google and Yahoo! to improve the accuracy of searches for Flash ads and media by delivering an optimized version of its ubiquitous player.
Gavin Clarke, 01 Jul 2008
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Duff UK nukes risk 'popcorn' multi-blast accident apocalypse

Last week many Britons were amazed to read in the quality press that the UK's nuclear weapons are thought to have a "design fault" which could see a transport accident detonating multiple warheads in a devastating chain reaction apparently known as "popcorning".
Lewis Page, 01 Jul 2008
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French handbag eBay over fakes

eBay must pay £30.6m (€38.8m) in damages to posh handbag group LVMH for allowing fake versions of its designer bags to be sold on the auction site.
John Oates, 01 Jul 2008
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Photos fool cigarette age-verification software

A Japanese reporter has used family photos and magazine cut-outs to fool face-recognition software currently used in some of the country's cigarette vending machines into selling him smokes.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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AMD chipset roadmap signals new southbridges, DDR 3

AMD's going to be shaking up its chipset offerings this quarter, if an allegedly leaked roadmap slide is the real deal. The timeline stretches out into 2009 and highlights the increasing dominance of integrated parts.
Tony Smith, 01 Jul 2008
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Flying cars on the horizon, says Clive Sinclair

Sir Clive Sinclair yesterday pretty well put the kibosh on the possibility of humanity ever getting behind the controls of a flying car by declaring them "technically entirely possible".
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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AMD rolls out line-leading four-core Phenom

AMD has launched a trio of quad-core Phenom X4 processors today, including a new top-of-the-line part, the 2.6GHz 9950.
Tony Smith, 01 Jul 2008

Apple's fourth Leopard spits out 25 patches

Apple has coughed up 25 security updates that come bundled with yesterday's release of Mac OS X 10.5.4.
Kelly Fiveash, 01 Jul 2008
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Legless Swede attempts to row home

A 78-year-old Swede has earned himself a place in hard-drinking lore by attempting to row home after a robust session in the Danish town of Helsingor - an ill-advised venture since it involved a 5km (3 mile) paddle across the Oresund Strait to Helsingborg.
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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Google free to offload '$1bn' AOL stake

Today is the first day that Google can sell its stake in AOL, picked up in exchange for $1bn as part of a wider video and advertising partnership between the two signed in 2005.
John Oates, 01 Jul 2008
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Sony touts weird multi-sensor handheld gadget tech

A Sony patent application has revealed the firm’s possible plans for a handheld gadget, featuring a standard touchscreen and a bizarre array of individual ‘pressure pads’ running around its edge.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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Orange tells customers they are now 'partners'

Orange, France Telecom's consumer brand, has decided not to serve consumers any more: in true Web 2.0 style it's rebranding itself as a partner - not a provider - in telecommunications.
Bill Ray, 01 Jul 2008
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UK most popular destination for 419 scams

The United Kingdom is the most popular destination for 419 scams - emails which promise huge riches in exchange for up-front arrangement fees.
John Oates, 01 Jul 2008
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Schwarzenegger seizes Tesla Motors plant for California

California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - famed for his uncanny resemblance to an electric machine clad in an unrealistic fleshy cloak - has managed to ensure that noted electrical car company Tesla will base future manufacturing in areas under his rule.
Lewis Page, 01 Jul 2008
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French gear up for biofuels retreat

The French are leading a retreat from the EU’s increasingly out of whack biofuel policy yesterday, as they began their six month presidency of the Brussels talking shop.
Joe Fay, 01 Jul 2008
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Telegraph falls to the Tw*t-O-Tron

It's with a chill in our hearts that we report today that the Telegraph appears to have succumbed to the inexorable rise of the Twat-O-Tron - originally designed as an automated "unholy turdspurt" generator based on real insights down at the BBC's Have Your Say.
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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Quantum of Solace trailer teases fans

Bond fans can now enjoy a taster of 007's next cinematic outing - Quantum of Solace - in the form of a trailer down at the film's flashtastic website.
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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Microsoft dishes up interoperability version 1.0

Microsoft, in its latest attempt to play nice with pesky EU regulators, has published protocol documentation for its Office 2007, SharePoint 2007, and Exchange Server 2007 products.
Kelly Fiveash, 01 Jul 2008
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Who will be the next Doctor?

“No comment.” As the current season of Doctor Whoswings inexorably toward its grand finale, that is pretty much the universal tight-lipped response from the BBC and all its agents.
Jane Fae , 01 Jul 2008

Boffins invent 42GB DVD

Blank DVDs are a cheaper storage option than Blu-ray, but the HD format has greater capacity. However, Japanese storage scientists claim to have invented a method for storing up to 42GB onto a single DVD.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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Italian authorities raid alleged music filesharing forum

Italy's Guardia di Finanza has shut down forum site Downrevolution.net for offering links to pirated music, video and software hosted on popular filesharing sites.
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Getac E100 rugged UMPC

Review This UMPC has been specifically designed for use in in the field - conditions where you'd never normally take a laptop. So if you're an engineer, an architect - or perhaps a sniper - this PC's for you.
Barry Schertel, 01 Jul 2008
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Tiwi spies on your children, so you don't have to

A new device called the Tiwi offers to spy on your children's driving by reporting their speed, manoeuvring, acceleration and even if they're wearing seatbelts, so the little blighters will be too scared to move by the time they're 18.
Bill Ray, 01 Jul 2008
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Discover a new language with our programming books offer

Site offer It’s a familiar story for most computer programmers. You can write in C++ while you’re asleep and you could have a stab at creating a program using Java™ as well. However when it comes to Visual Basic you haven’t got a clue. Balancing which languages you specialise in and keeping a well-rounded knowledge of the hundreds of options available is difficult, but we at Reg Books are here to help!
Register Books, 01 Jul 2008
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Software outfit keeps Vulcan airborne

It looks like Vulcan XH558 - which last year took to the skies following a 15-year, £7m restoration - will be able to wow the crowds at air shows this summer following fears that a lack of cash might keep it grounded.
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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Nikon unveils mid-range pro-friendly DSLR

Nikon has launched a digital SLR designed to appeal to photgraphers with their eye on its entry-level D300 DSLR but hungry for a few more features, and to those looking for top-end D3 specs, but not willing to pay its price tag.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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Videogame cartridge business card holders

The UK’s videogames industry may be in turmoil because of a lack of properly qualified geeks, but if you’re lucky enough to be an employed videogame designer then why not show off your credentials with a retro game cartridge business card holder.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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Xandros buys Linspire, says bruised ex-CEO

Desktop Linux maker Xandros is understood to be in the process of buying Linux distributor Linspire.
Kelly Fiveash, 01 Jul 2008
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Swedish customs pull Frenchman with two asses

A wandering Frenchman came to rue the day he ever attempted to get his two asses into Sweden, after customs officials demanded a veterinary examination of the pair costing €250, the Local reports.
Lester Haines, 01 Jul 2008
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Eurofighter at last able to drop bombs, but only 'austerely'

Comment Some of the Royal Air Force's new Eurofighter Typhoon jets have today been announced as capable of delivering weapons against ground targets, in addition to their initial role of air-to-air combat.
Lewis Page, 01 Jul 2008
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Arnie terminates driving and dialling

As The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger was once seen engaging in all manner of automotive chaos, but as Governor of California, the former actor now wants to ensure that the state’s residents don’t drive and dial.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008

AT&T prices up PAYG 3G iPhones

AT&T will sell a contract-free 8GB 3G iPhone for $599 (£301) - exactly what the first version was priced at when it went on sale a year or so ago.
Tony Smith, 01 Jul 2008
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Trekkies to flip lids over Star Trek bottle opener

If evenings spent drinking with your buddies are growing a little stale, then set your phasers to stun by cracking open a set of stubbies using a Star Trek bottle opener.
James Sherwood, 01 Jul 2008
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Dell conjures magic SD card for virtualizing blade server I/O

HP and IBM have some super fancy technology for virtualizing the I/O of their blade systems, and they sell it for thousands of dollars. Dell now has something similar - an SD card that it sells for $499 a pop.
Ashlee Vance, 01 Jul 2008
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KVM backer takes virtual desktops on the road

Qumranet, the well-moneyed entity behind KVM, is asking folks to help it test out some new desktop virtualization code that sends applications out from headquarters to remote offices.
Ashlee Vance, 01 Jul 2008
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Mandriva One 2008 Spring Eee PC Wi-Fi glitch

I've installed Mandriva One 2008 Spring onto an Eee PC 900 using the installer on the Live CD. I did this in the office and it works reasonably well. At home, it's another matter however.
Tony Smith, 01 Jul 2008
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Google plays musical chairs with affiliate ad networks

Google has bagged one affiliate network in favor of another.
Cade Metz, 01 Jul 2008
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Pillar pumps performance in Axiom array

Pillar Data Systems is topping off its lineup Axiom storage systems with a box supporting a healthy chunk more capacity and performance than its predecessor.
Austin Modine, 01 Jul 2008
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BEA gets last laugh on Oracle app server

In Oracle's world nothing changes, everything stays the same and no products ever die. Except those things that get "converged" or downgraded.
Gavin Clarke, 01 Jul 2008
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Japanese military shamed by USB device

Like ball point pens, cigarette lighters, and the occasional key, flash memory devices have a nearly unstoppable need to be set free upon the world at large.
Austin Modine, 01 Jul 2008
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JBoss app server 5.0 emerges from hiding

Red Hat is inching closer to delivery of the long-awaited JBoss Application Server 5.0, but there's still no final release date.
Phil Manchester, 01 Jul 2008
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Microsoft searches for meaning with Powerset buy

The rumors were true. Microsoft is buying Powerset, the San Francisco-based semantic search startup.
Cade Metz, 01 Jul 2008