OpenOffice update released
OpenOffice.org has released the latest edition of its open source productivity suite, with refinements to further close the gap on Microsoft and enable migration from MS Office.
Mac is the first to fall in Pwn2Own hack contest
CanSecWestA brand-new MacBook Air running a fully patched version of Leopard was the first to fall in a contest that pitted the security of machines running OS X, Vista and Linux. The exploit took less than two minutes to pull off.
Comcast admits it can do the impossible
Faced with continued scrutiny from the US Federal Communications Commission, Comcast has agreed to release its choke hold on BitTorrent and other peer-to-peer traffic. It says it will soon adopt an alternative method of controlling upload traffic on its cable-based internet service.
Ofcom climbs on Byron bandwagon
Ofcom has declared it is parents who are going to have to take responsibility for how their children consume digital media, but admits they're going to need help.
Open AJAX frameworks not fit for 'power users'
In a sudden about turn, analysts at Forrester Research have decided AJAX technology is not the best solution to rich Internet applications after all.
Boffinry bigwig puts another boot into biofuels
One of Blighty's top chemists appears to be engaged in a crusade against biofuels. Dr Richard Pike, chief of the Royal Society of Chemistry, has said that biofuels are a "dead end" and "extremely inefficient", and that the government was wrong to impose a requirement for 5 per cent biofuel content in motor fuel by 2010.
Wombat rape ordeal turns NZ man Australian
A NZ man who rang emergency services claiming he'd been left speaking Australian as a result of rape by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community service, stuff.co.nz reports.
Hounslow health trust blasted for FOI failings
The Information Commissioner's Office has strongly criticised Hounslow Primary Care Trust for failing to meet its obligations under the Freedom of Information Act (FOI).
Blu-ray 0, SDHC card 1, THX Chief Scientist predicts
Blu-ray Disc will never win mass appeal - we'll all be buying out HD movies on Flash cards instead. That, at least, is the verdict of THX Chief Scientist Laurie Fincham.
Phone loss equals social catastrophe, claims carrier
Dropping your iPhone down the lav is bad enough, but losing friends’ numbers and downloaded music could be social suicide. A report by network operator O2 has uncovered that many of us are suffering as a result, simply because we don’t back up our phone content.
US state outlaws RFID data theft
US legislators are clamping down on the use of RFID technologies to steal personal data as cards using the technology become more ubiquitous.
Send your loved one's ashes to the Moon for $10k
The US company which last year blasted the remains of Star Trek actor James Doohan on a quick rocket-propelled Earth-orbit jaunt has announced it will be offering an "ashes-to-the-Moon" service as soon as 2009.
Asus releases application kit for Eee PC coders
Asus has posted a Software Development Kit (SDK) for the Eee PC, the better to help coders write new programs to run on the elfin laptop's Xandros Linux distribution.
HD DVD promo body dissolves itself
High Definition DVD is officially dead. The HD DVD Promotion Group this week formally dissolved itself, marking the termination of the format.
Comment judiciously, refactor if needed, avoid the 'f' word
Comments can be abused as easily as any other tool or technique. You know comments - and, indeed, the project - have become dysfunctional when you start to see gripes and swearing, or flames concerning either the code or the individual who wrote the code.
Next time you go to the loo, bring your locked laptop with you
CanSecWestThis story was updated on Tuesday 1st April 2008 to correct inaccuracies about DaisyDukes. It works on memory dumps or live memory. At the moment, it is not memory dumper.
Land Warrior 15lb soldier-smartphone kit lives on
The US Army's wearable-tech rig for foot soldiers, known as Land Warrior, was officially cancelled by the Pentagon last year. Nonetheless, a single US infantry battalion took the kit to war in Iraq, and Land Warrior has some strong backing on Capitol Hill. Now, reports have it that the programme has won some further funding and a small new lease of life.
Levi's rivets up limited edition handset
Given the numerous styles of Levi’s jeans currently available, Register Hardware half expected the denim designer’s latest phone to either be ‘skinny’ or ‘engineered’ with that funny twist. Instead, Levi's has updated its existing handset with a limited edition look.
Snubbed shareholders slam Atos Origin
Atos Origin’s main shareholders have reacted angrily to the firm’s decision to block them from joining its supervisory board.
Hackers mug gamers in Playstation Store
PS3 gamers may have had cash stolen from their online wallets, Sony has warned. They may also have had their passwords changed by hackers and personal information taken, the games giant admitted on Thursday.
Archos 705 Wi-Fi mobile DVR
ReviewWhile Apple, Samsung, Creative and the like squabble over the mass market for MP3 players, Cowon and Archos have become engaged in a fight for the premium end of the market. The latest shot in this battle is from Archos: the fifth-generation 705 Wi-Fi.
Geert Wilders faces legal threats over footage copyright
Anti-Islam MP Geert Wilders, whose controversial film Fitna finally hit the web yesterday, has made himself even more unpopular - it appears he forgot to secure copyright on footage used in the movie.
Can 1,000 fans replace the music business?
AnalysisCalifornian technology utopian Kevin Kelly says we don't need a music business. Artists can cut record labels, collection societies and distributors out of the loop, he reckons - they only need "One Thousand True Fans”. Economist Will Page picks through Kevin’s rule-of-thumb argument - and finds the math doesn't add up.
El Reg reconstructs Heathrow T5 chaos
For those of you who are having difficulty fully comprehending the fearful chaos inside Heathrow's new Terminal 5, inaugurated this week amid the kind of anarchy which only BAA can really pull off, we're delighted to offer this afternoon our representation of the scenes inside the building as enraged passengers storm the security gates in the vain hope that armed action might reunite them with their luggage:
Xerox stumps up $670m to settle lawsuit
Xerox is to pay $670m to settle a securities lawsuit which dates back to 2000, without admitting any wrongdoing.
US students, alumni to get legal P2P
ExclusiveUS colleges and their alumni may be offered the right to P2P file-sharing under one of the most radical copyright reforms in a hundred years, The Register has learned.
MPs pile pressure on ISPs over Phorm
Don Foster, the Liberal Democrat shadow secretary of state for culture, media and sport, has written to the chairman of BT asking him to explain his firm's secret trial of Phorm's advertising technology last summer.
Botanist sues to stop CERN hurling Earth into parallel universe
A lawsuit has been filed in Hawaii in an attempt to hold up the start of operations by the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) atom-smasher on the French-Swiss border.
Shocking phone patent features heart-start smarts
We’ve all had some shocking news delivered through a mobile phone. But if you’ve got a dodgy ticker, thank your lucky stars that someone’s applied to patent a handset with an integrated defibrillator.
Microsoft looks to fix bugs with desktop search
Microsoft has slipped out a new version of its Windows desktop search engine for its Vista operating system to fix bugs with the previous version.
Internet Archive bestows golden pipes on public housing
The inventor of the Internet Wayback Machine is delivering free broadband net connections to San Francisco public housing projects, giving residents significantly faster access speeds than anyone else in the city.
Sharpcast syncs PCs, Macs and mobiles
Startup Sharpcast has entered the remote storage battlefield with a new service that backs up data over the internet, and then syncs it across PCs, Macs, and mobiles.
Ofcom wins pirate radio components case
Two directors of Broadcast Warehouse, the Croydon-based radio supplier, have pleaded guilty to supplying illegal radio equipment at Croydon Magistrates Court.
Want to get into 10 Downing Street? Get a Lithuanian ID card
A serial burglar from Stratford, East London used nothing more complicated than his girlfriend's Lithuanian identity card to get into 10 Downing Street.
Dot Mobile goes titsup
Dot Mobile, an MVNO aimed at students, has been put into administration and its subscribers will be migrated to Vodafone, the company's carrying network since its launch in 2005.
Nvidia drivers named as lead Vista crash cause in 2007
Nvidia, not Microsoft, is apparently responsible for the drivers that caused the most Windows Vista crashes last year. That's if documents posted as part of a lawsuit probing PCs' ability to run the new OS are anything to go by.
3 claims to have squared the circle
Mobile operator 3 has finally hit a key profit milestone, ending a terrible week for the wireless sector on something like a positive note.
Apple to revamp iPod as personal fitness trainer
Apple may have an existing exercise product partner, Nike, but several Apple patent applications have sprung-up online describing the company’s designs for a physical fitness system of its own.
Reviewer puts prototype Nokia N96 to test
Nokia's N96, the follow up to the popular N95, isn't even out until the summer, but someone's got his hands on a prototype and given it a write-up. The conclusion: don't chuck out your N95 just yet.
EU to probe Nokia NavTeq purchase
The European Commission has launched a formal investigation into Nokia's plans to buy NavTeq, a US company that produces navigable digital maps.
Microsoft makes final heroic grab for OOXML votes
Microsoft has made one last crack at getting its Office Open XML (OOXML) approved as an international standard by reiterating that it won’t sue over future versions of its file format.
Cross industry AJAX group reaches IE 8 'consensus'
Microsoft's plans for security and cross-domain communications in Internet Explorer 8 have received qualified support from the cross industry OpenAjax Alliance.
Cuba unrestricts mobile phone use
Cuba has announced that its citizens will within the next few days be able to avail themselves of unrestricted use of mobile phones - the latest liberalisation move by Raul Castro who recently lifted a ban on sales of a raft of consumer goodies including PCs and TVs.
EMC eyes video snooping biz
Folks may be tightening their wallets under gray economical times, but the need to keep close tabs on our fellow man is in as great of demand as ever.
Adobe to remove Photoshop pic pimping clause
After complaints from freetards everywhere, Adobe has agreed to revise the photo pimping clause that accompanies its new freetard-friendly Photoshop Express service.
Sun's xVM virtualization wares run red with catch-up
What are we to make of Sun Microsystems' virtualization effort?
Small bird wants SGI to fly in private
A major investor in SGI wants to move the infamously fallen server vendor to the relative safety of the private sector.
Hannaford cc data thieves planted malware on 300 servers
The data breach at Hannaford, the US grocery chain, which enabled the theft of info on more than 4.2 million credit card accounts was caused by a sophisticated piece of malware that attackers installed in all the company's retail outlets.