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Fytte 8: Screwpole anticipates the arrival of the Consultants...

Oh dear. The PM appears to be in deep trouble and Mugwort is like an excitable child on Haribo, unable to concentrate amidst all the fun. Screwpole is keeping his cool and realises that now is the time for his nephew to apply some of the things he has learnt in a cohesive strategy to cripple the PM…
Phil Rice, 05 Aug 2007