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Judge orders Lucent to cough up $240m in bankruptcy case

Lucent Technologies has vowed to fight a ruling that will see it take a $300m charge in a bankruptcy case.
Ashlee Vance, 23 Dec 2005

TechScape: I'm going to live forever

InterviewRay Kurzweil thinks he's going to live forever. And, he thinks you and I will too. As he told me, we are the first generation of humans who can expect to achieve immortality because of, amongst other things, advances in modern science and medicine.
Team Register, 23 Dec 2005

AMD admits low-end desktop chips in short supply

AMD has coughed to a shortage of desktop processors, though it hopes the situation will be resolved some time next quarter.
Tony Smith, 23 Dec 2005

Local councils adopt '24/7 culture'

Local councils in the UK have moved to a "24/7 culture" after making almost all of their services "e-enabled".
Tim Richardson, 23 Dec 2005

Jews for Jesus sue Google

Evangelical Christian group Jews for Jesus has filed a trademark infringment suit against Google after taking exception to jewsforjesus.blogspot.com, hosted on the search monolith's Blogspot, Reuters reports.
Lester Haines, 23 Dec 2005

ATI to launch Radeon X1900 'next month'

ATI will announce - but not necessarily ship - its 90nm R580 graphics chip next month as the Radeon X1900.
Tony Smith, 23 Dec 2005

Sony to unveil 82in LCD TV

Sony will show off a monster 82in LCD TV in January - ten months after Samsung demo'd just such a beast of its own.
Tony Smith, 23 Dec 2005

PDA for your pet

Certified gadget obsessives Tech Digest and Shiny Shiny scour Gizmoville for the oddest digital goodies, TV Scoop features all that’s cool in British telly and Propellerhead answers your PC queries
Tech Digest, 23 Dec 2005

Johnlewis.com reports record sales

John Lewis has racked up online sales of £100m in the last 12 months, according to the latest figures from the UK department store.
Tim Richardson, 23 Dec 2005

Hangover cures don't work: official

Bad news today for those of us who are about to leave the office and sink a few liveners in celebration of the prospect of four days of wall-to-wall nosh and booze: hangover cures don't work and the only way to avoid a head like a breezeblock is not to drink in the first place.
Lester Haines, 23 Dec 2005

A nice case of Mumps?

I have a soft spot for “legacy” languages – and I, for one, like getting legacies. Back in my day, we expected to learn new languages for different projects (learning Simula for a port simulation, for instance, made a lot more sense than trying to “standardise” on COBOL; or even FORTRAN, the usual simulation language then). So I was interested when a Register reader, Thomas H. Martin of Georgia, USA, emailed in praise of M, once known as MUMPS.
David Norfolk, 23 Dec 2005

Korean stem cell pioneer walks plank

Korean stem cell pioneer Hwang Woo-suk quit today amid concerns that he may have "intentionally fabricated" results in a 2005 paper on producing tailored embryonic stem cells, Reuters reports.
Lester Haines, 23 Dec 2005

US tracks Xbox chippers via cellphone

LettersXmas is almost upon us and we take this opportunity to wish you, our beloved readers, all the best for what remains of 2005 and the whole of 2006. Three people who will, sadly, not be enjoying their Yule as much as they might like are the ne'er-do-wells recently charged will selling illegally-modified Xboxes:
Lester Haines, 23 Dec 2005
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Microsoft and Google throw in the Lee

The very public spat between Microsoft and Google over the hiring of Kai-Fu Lee has ended. The increased tension between the two companies that the Lee saga emphasized remains.
Ashlee Vance, 23 Dec 2005

Enraged woman vents by swallowing cell phone

We've all been there. Your spouse or loved one drives you to the breaking point, and you have no other choice than to swallow his cell phone.
Ashlee Vance, 23 Dec 2005

'Take out a subscription to The Register. Then cancel it, and sign it Disgusted Wikipedian'

Letters"He who feels punctured must have been a bubble - Lao Tsu
Andrew Orlowski, 23 Dec 2005

San Francisco shows world how not to do Muni Wi-Fi

CommentSan Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom is the very model of a modern politician. A telegenic eunuch without any ready hinterland or beliefs, he presides by gesture and photo-opportunity. Policy is replaced by stunts, whose success is measured by publicity they generate; and political leadership means setting a gently optimistic mood music.
Andrew Orlowski, 23 Dec 2005

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