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BOFH: SQL for Retards

Episode 4 Episode 4 BOFH 2002: Episode 4 So the bloody DBA's complaining about performance problems, which really gets on my tits, given that he's responsible for them in the first place... "But you're the Systems Manager - you're responsible for performance," The Boss argues, no doubt having received training from DB central …