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Tiger Woods succumbs to 'bulging d*ck'

Nasty case of priapic neck, says TV reporter

Poor old Tiger Woods was obliged to withdraw from last weekend's Players Championship in Florida due to a problem with his neck, which has apparently been bothering him for about a month.

The Golf Channel's Win McMurry was on hand to offer this delightful and highly plausible explanation of the exact nature of the complaint:

Nicely done, although McMurry would do well in future to concentrate on the golfer's sporting achievements, rather than his impressive extramarital scorecard. ®

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