US gourmets sizzle in bacon-scented underwear
'Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice'
The $19.99 hand-crafted his'n'hers smalls feature "state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA". Accordingly, they "should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year", the manufacturers claim.
J&D’s Foods warns the underwear is not recommended for postmen, zookeepers, veterinarians or dog catchers, and advises those wearing its meaty apparel while hiking in known bear territory to carry a firearm. ®