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Stateside security screeners sacked for squeezing 'sexy' sacks

Is that a gun in your pocket or just a love truncheon?

Two security strokers screeners at Denver airport got the boot after investigators were tipped off about gratuitous groin groping of certain male travellers, a police report reveals.

The Office of Inspection of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) were informed of the pair’s pervy prowess and did a little probing of their own, before passing details on to the local plod.

The TSA discovered that at the screening area, the security bloke would give his lady counterpart the nod and wink when an “attractive male” was passing through the checkpoint, the police report stated.

She’d then indicate to the scanning computer that “the party being screened is a female”, which would highlight an “anomaly in the genital area”. This resulted in some heavy one-way petting action rather than a light pat-down, the report added.

A TSA official spied the male screener “conduct a pat down of the passenger’s front groin and buttock area with the palm of his hands, which is contradictory to TSA searching policy”.

Perhaps the touchy trickster would have got away with it if only he used his fingers.

The female accomplice was confronted with the allegations and immediately ratted on her partner in grime, confessing that she helped the fondler get his fix “at least ten other times”.

The screeners, whose names were redacted in the report, were “terminated” as a result, but the fuzz couldn’t identify the unsuspecting chap whose bits were nuzzled and so the case was not fileable. ®

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