Lindsay Lohan ignores El Reg's tender twitterly advances

Will thesp honour namesake spaceplane mission?

We're distraught to report that thesp Lindsay Lohan has ignored a recent Twitter request for a few words on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission - the audacious namesake ballocket initiative which will see her moniker written gloriously across the stratosphere.

Our tweet to Lindsay Lohan

No doubt Ms Lohan is a bit tied up at London's Playhouse Theatre, where's she's appearing in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow.

Lindsay Lohan in an Instagram selfie taken at the Playhouse Theatre

Despite expectations that Lohan's West End debut would be a theatrical crash-and-burn, the critics have been pretty kind. It remains to be seen if she'll return the favour with a quote in support of the British space programme. ®


The Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator, sponsored by...

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  • Pulse_Eight
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...and with the invaluable support of...

  • Edge Research Laboratory logo
  • Space Graphic Solutions logo
  • 3D Robotics logo
  • 3T RPD logo
  • University of Southampton logo
  • Applied Vacuum Engineering logo
  • Escher Technologies
  • Flashpoint Fireworks logo
  • HAB Supplies logo
  • Rock 7 logo
  • Random Engineering logo

More from the lovely LOHAN:

  • You can find full LOHAN coverage right here.
  • If you're new to LOHAN, seek out our mission summary for enlightenment.
  • There are photos our our magnificent Vulture 2 spaceplane here, and detailed structural plans here.
  • For your further viewing pleasure, we have all our photographic material stored on Flickr.
  • Our LOHAN and Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) videos live on YouTube.
  • We sometimes indulge in light consensual tweeting, as you can see here.

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