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Vampires: Split into Hot Vampires With Guns and Just Vampires
Some 791 voted to include vampires, with a majority in favour of separating the bloodsuckers into heavily-beweaponed-Kate-Beckinsale-in-a-tight-black-rubber-outfit types and comparatively humdrum neck-nibblers. This was enough to overcome large votes for amalgamating the vamps with other sorts of undead (540) or simply flouting the current vampy vogue and not inviting them in (449).
Werewolves: Split into Just Turns Into A Furry Person and Becomes An Actual Wolf
A similar result for the lycanthropes, with 896 wanting them in and a majority of these in favour of splitting them up into those which merely suffer a severe bad hair day at the time of the full moon and those which become an actual super-wolf.
Aliens: Engage Supplementary Slurp Protocol
Extraterrestrials are evidently of much more interest than lycanthropes, as there was overwhelming support for their inclusion as individual species. So naturally, we'll need an extra slurpette to achieve the right level of alien granularity: