Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS
Threaderick the Great! And YES, we asked the Arapaho
1: These Are Screws
2: These Are Not
How can you tell? They have big nuts but no prick!!! LOL!!!
3: Screws Are Traditionally Driven Like This...
4: ...Except In Birmingham!!!
Classic Brummie builder joke! Excellent!!
5: Did Screws Originate In Outer Space?!?
Some scientists believe primitive protoscrews were carried here in nickel-iron meteorites! Amazeballs!!!!!!
6: But On The Other Hand...
7: The Romans Popularized Screws Throughout Their Empire
That's where the phrase "screw you" comes from!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
8: Screws Cluster Together In Nests Called "Boxes"
9: Interbreeding Has Created 7,416 Distinct Screw Species
And that's why you never have the right f**king screwdriver for the job! FFS!!!!!!!!
10: The World's Most Endangered Screw is...
...The Nicaraguan Institute of Mechanical Engineers' "Cabeza de Mariposa". Sad.
11: Ancient Screwdriver Herds Are Also Under Threat!
Hunted practically to extinction by vicious cordless bit sets. Nasty.
12: 0.02% Of The World's Screws Have Left-Handed Tendencies
But despite what you might think, most vote Republican!!!!!
13: And Yes, The Arapaho Have A Word For Screw!
It's nih'otoo'ohoe. Totally cool!