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9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

Be Afraid. Be Amazeballs Afraid!

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Fri 20 Jun 2014 // 09:03 UTC

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1: 51 Per Cent Of Internet Traffic Is Stealth Paedophile Music Filesharing

Jimmy Savile on TOTP

How's about that then, guys and gals?!?!

2: Another 43 Per Cent Is TORtastic Brummie Trojan Horse Black Ops!

Email from alleged Trojan Horse Islamist

Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!

3: 91 per cent of Whatsleft® is Bootlylicious Instagram Selfies!

Woman's backside selfie

Total arse for facial recognition algorithms. LOL!

[Isn't that "Belfies"? - Ed]

4: 34 Per Cent Of People Sometimes Communicate By Talking!

A couple talking

Target ads at that, muthafuckas!

Next page: 5: 4 Per Cent Of Adults Still Use Paper Communications!

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