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WORLD HISTORY in SELFIES: So AMAZEBALLS your EYES will EXPLODE

Click On The Internet, Get Blown Away!!

Beginner's guide to SSL certificates

BuzzGasm!!

1: Like Totally The Wrong Moment To Snapchat With God!!!!

Eve in the Garden of Eden talking to a rather angry God on Snapchat

#dontlistentothesnake

2: Note To Rihanna - This Girl Has Class!!

Cleopatra's Flickr photostream

#bathfullofdonkeycheese

3: So That's The Secret Of Her Smile! LOL!!!

Mona Lisa and Leonrado da Vinci on Facebook

#sfumato

4: Looks Like This Girl's About To Lose Her Head!!!!!!!!!

Marie Antoinette at the guillotine on Instagram

#whydontyoulikecake

5: #dierussenkommen? WTF?!?!?!?!

Adolf does a mirror selfie and posts it to Twitter

#didnazithiscoming

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