Science ENTIRE UNIVERSE created in supercomputer. Not THIS universe (probably) Do not mix with fairy cake and Total Perspective Vortex 08 May 00:21 | 69
Legal SEC to investors: When dealing in Bitcoin, don't get suckered Top US securities regulator warns of scams, fraud, and other bad dealings 08 May 01:01 | 11
On-Prem FCC MUST protect net neutrality to preserve AMERICA, say Google et al US watchdog commissioner says phone has been ringing non-stop 08 May 01:28 | 36
On-Prem LinkedIn killing CardMunch biz-card scanning app Small cellulose rectangles 1, Internet 0 08 May 01:58 | 8
Security BTC MaaS (mining-as-a-service) preps DC pods down under Can't build, can't steal? Now you can RENT your miner 08 May 02:33 | 5
Security Samsung's NX300 cam is bad in bed: Snatch victims' pics over the air Flaky X server, NFC and Wi-Fi implementations all make for p0wnable pics 08 May 02:57 | 13
Software Hadoop Daddy Doug Cutting says there's an elephant in the room The actual Hadoop elephant the project is named after, and a need for better security 08 May 03:29 | 1
On-Prem Google points big data dollars at cancer Chocolate Factory shopping trip also includes cloud monitor Stackdriver 08 May 04:02 | 3
Science Robins' inbuilt navigators pecked to bits by AM radio 'EMR disrupts the natural order' wonks have a case study to misuse 08 May 04:29 | 21
Channel Amazon's desktops-in-the-cloud 'Workspaces' switched on in Europe Virtual PCs without a trans-Atlantic schlep 08 May 05:02 | 5
Channel Goodbye, Mr Dong: Samsung Galaxy S5 boss disappears through trapdoor Kill Apple ... NOW 08 May 05:34 | 17
Legal Cameras for hacks: Idiot-proof suggestions invited What's the best simple kit for roving mo-journos? 08 May 06:02 | 87
Science Brit chap weaves silver bullet for wireless health scare bollocks Shortwave-shorting shorts use silver to protect wedding tackle from radio-infested planet 08 May 06:27 | 49
Security Orange France hacked AGAIN, 1.3 million victims seeing red Phishers' delight as names, D.O.Bs and phone numbers pinched 08 May 07:02 | 11
Security McAfee accused of McSlurping Open Source Vulnerability Database Lawyers say security giant should have paid before it unleashed slurping scripts 08 May 07:28 | 25
Review Hungry for humbler Pi? Check out kid-friendly LED-laden Pibrella Cyntech/Pimoroni GPIO add-on board sets Raspberry Pi alight 08 May 08:03 | 14
On-Prem Yeah, suck it, Foxconn. 'Pegatron' 'nabs' '15%' of 'iPhone 6' 'production' What a shock. Stop the world – this Reg hack wants to get off 08 May 08:37 | 13
Security Traffic light vulns leave doors wide open to Italian Job-style hacks Never mind blowing the bloody doors off, what about screwing up the rush hour? 08 May 09:02 | 53
On-Prem Chucking cash at sport and broadband starts to pay off for BT Wholesale, Openreach, biz and global services still flagging 08 May 09:54 | 25
Bootnotes The ULTIMATE space geek accessory: Apollo 15's joystick up for sale Lunar module controller goes under the hammer 08 May 10:14 | 49
Science 'A proper British BOFFIN': Famous Martian prof Pillinger dies aged 70 Beagle 2 professor shuffles off this mortal coil 08 May 10:28 | 20
Workshop Performing an Oracle database health check? We have a little list Guidelines for the diligent DBA 08 May 10:44 | 6
Storage IBM chip boffins mix phase-change-flash cocktail: Voila! SUPER fast memory card PCM-flash PCIe mutant will stay in the lab... for now 08 May 10:57 | 3
Video UK.gov tweets now national treasures! – National Archives Twitter leavings, YouTube vid droppings collected for posterity 08 May 11:22 | 5
Channel Sage's 63-year-old CEO says au revoir: 'Life's all about choices' Guy Berruyer set to scram once newbie found 08 May 11:39 | 4
On-Prem King's stocks are candy-crushed as its top toy suffers splurge slump Game-maker admits players are splashing less cash in its flagship distraction 08 May 12:11 | 31
Storage Disks with Ethernet ports? Throw in some flash and you've got yourself a HGST p-a-r-t-y Accepts net-drives are coming, follows Seagate 08 May 12:29 | 21
Legal NHS patient data storm: Govt lords SLAP DOWN privacy protections Labour reckons GP records' slurp is a 'dead duck' anyway 08 May 12:45 | 51
On-Prem Cost-cutting Barclays bank swings axe on 5,600 IT and ops bods Consolidation, automation, sharing to remove 'duplication' 08 May 12:54 | 59
Channel Acer fairly sure it made a profit in Q1. Assuming it got the office tea-bag account right 'Numbers speak for themselves' insists spokesbeing. Er, quite 08 May 13:29 | 4
Analysis Server SAN software upstart Maxta gets Intel's cash inside Chipzilla's investment arm to ensure X86 lands on top of software defined heap 08 May 13:53 | 4
Legal Architect of Apple's total-silence public relations policy leaves Tightest-lipped PR in the world leaves 'to spend more time with family'. Classic 08 May 14:26 | 40
Channel Carphone Warehouse, Dixons embroiled in £3.7bn merger rumour Electronics borg would get unwieldy bodge of a moniker 08 May 14:56 | 28
Legal Copyright minister: Those missing TWO copyright exceptions? We're still on track EU law niggles and other issues push them back beyond 1 June 08 May 15:59 | 20
Legal Britain'll look like rural Albania without fracking – House of Lords report Blackouts could be on the cards by 2015 unless we make a US-style dash for gas 08 May 16:31 | 114
Channel HM Treasury: Look at our SME-friendly contracts ... that we just gave to a multinational Japanese enormo-corp to swallow 98% of latest tender 08 May 16:44 | 7
Security Net tech bods at IETF mull anti-NSA crypto-key swaps in future SSL 'Perfect example of how Snowden has improved our privacy' says professor 08 May 16:58 | 15
Personal Tech Japanese cops arrest man with five 3D printed guns at home Not-so master criminal posts video of stash online 08 May 18:09 | 42
Personal Tech Want a twenty-buck smartphone? Go to China, says ARM exec Prices diving faster than a peregrine falcon with lunch on its mind 08 May 20:30 | 12
Legal That NAKED SELFIE you sent on Snapchat? You may be seeing it again Mobile firm pays up over data collection chicanery, accepts 20-year watchdogging 08 May 20:32 | 15
Legal Apple: We'll tell users when the Feds come looking for their data Except in certain cases 08 May 20:51 | 8
Legal Comcast dragged into muck in Oracle's Solaris fix-it lawsuit Oracle wants to see its Solaris licenses, but Comcast wants nothing to do with it 08 May 20:55 | 26
Channel Pivotal fluffs up *sigh* Cloud Foundry *sigh* cloud for battle in the *sigh* cloud You've all heard of AWS, what about... PWS? No. OK... well, IT'S HERE! 08 May 21:36 | 2
SaaS Did Microsoft just paint TechEd Australia Azure? New format offers two days in the two towns known to house Azure bit barns 08 May 22:17 | 3
Databases Cassandra can FINALLY predict the future Via Spark-based real-time analytics, that is 08 May 22:52 | 3
Science Boffinry breakthrough: First self-replicating life with 'alien' DNA This time around, it needs to be fed to keep copying; next time? Mebbe so, mebbe not... 08 May 23:30 | 39
On-Prem $3.2bn Apple deal would make hip-hop mogul Dr Dre a BEEELLLIONAIRE $3.2bn acquisition would be largest in Cupertino's history 08 May 23:43 | 87